Gorgeous but dumb as a stump...

TexansFan · 06-01-11, 12:43 AM

http://www.flickr.com/photos/27962750@N07/2610281100/in/datetaken/

sexy, latin

TexansFan · 06-01-11, 12:50 AM

5 star bomb Part II

BrickJames · 06-01-11, 12:53 AM

She is so hot, i would lick her pussy, ass hole, feet, rub her back and whatever else she needs! IMO you are being to picky. Cant have your cake and eat it too..(cant have a smokin hot wife with brains too).

Smogs · 06-01-11, 12:55 AM

Originally posted by RoagBettor

I love my gorgeous wife Sonja Bettor (as pictured) more than anything, but you'd think she was a f'n blonde by the sh*t she does. We've been together a long time now and she still doesn't know the basic things I like. And even when I SPECIFICALLY tell her, she f*cks it up.

For example, I asked her to get me some Ocean Spray Cran-Grape juice, NO SUGAR ADDED (this stuff is great for keeping you regular!). She's bought it like 10 times already this year for me. So what does she come home with - DIET. WTF, I don't do diet sh*t, never have never will it sucks. I tell her this morning while she's getting in the shower that she bought diet by mistake, and she says "I thought that's what you drank". Ugh.

Then last night, she offers to make me a sandwich for dinner because my back is hurting so bad I can't even get out of bed. I ask her to include a pickle but to make sure she dries it off because I don't like pickle juice running into my sandwich or my chips. Of course, there's pickle juice all over the plate. Not only that, but she brings me the cheap plastic plate that I NEVER use, ever! She knows this, I always use the ceramic dishware.

WTF! Am I too demanding? I don't think so. Everyone likes certain things and things a certain way. Even her (we won't get into that!). I'm not rude to her when she does this sh*t, but I do point it out.

Opinions/suggestions are appreciated!

totally anal roag, just relax and be happy that you've got a hot girl with ya

wtf · 06-01-11, 01:00 AM

omg texas totally busted this clown

BrickJames · 06-01-11, 01:17 AM

Dude not cool. I bet your real wife is dumb AND ugly!

horja1 · 06-01-11, 01:27 AM

Originally posted by RoagBettor

... I asked her to get me some Ocean Spray Cran-Grape juice, NO SUGAR ADDED ... She's bought it like 10 times already ... she come home with - DIET. WTF, I don't do diet sh*t, never have never will it sucks..... "I thought that's what you drank".

..... she offers to make me a sandwich for dinner .... I ask her to include a pickle but to make sure she dries it off .... Of course, there's pickle juice all over the plate. Not only that, but she brings me the cheap plastic plate that I NEVER use, ever! She knows this, I always use the ceramic dishware. ....

Maybe she is doing everything on purpuse?

horja1 · 06-01-11, 01:31 AM

eleuropeano · 06-01-11, 02:02 AM

Haha, maybe she didn't understand you correctly, because as it appears, she is a Brazilian model. Your demands are probably lost in translation. So the next time she comes back from some photo shoot in the Caribbean to buy you some juice and make you a sandwich, you should try drawing her a picture or something, so it is clear.

What a joker. Cudos to texas for taking the time to drop the curtain on this poser.

wtf · 06-01-11, 02:09 AM

the op is clearly a homo sexual , and the pickle incident is a metaphor for his bf cumming all over his mouth

clarkacal · 06-01-11, 03:02 AM

Is your wife by any chance Czech? Czechs take great pleasure in obnoxious defiance, in fact its a source of national pride.

RoagBettor · 06-01-11, 04:10 AM

LMFAO! You morons, I have over 7000 posts and have joked about "Sonja Bettor" many times over the years and have had that avatar almost since Day 1. I can excuse the newbies, but c'mon "wtf" you've been around since 2008 and been in my threads before. Some people over the years have actually believed her name was Sonja Bettor. Doy. But I do have a smokin' hot wife who doesn't cook and let's the pickle juice run into the sandwich and chips!

Smogsy - it's good to see you around mate, hope all is well!

The Prick · 06-01-11, 09:27 AM

like this homo got a wife. pretty sure he got a mom tho

BGS 9.5 · 06-01-11, 09:39 AM

favorite bowl, favorite dishware, no pickle juice - you sound like half a f\*g

BlazeMoney · 06-01-11, 09:42 AM

I googled "Sonja bettor" and it had links to gay porn

KC · 06-01-11, 09:47 AM

If my wife looked like that I'd cut her a break, but you're not wrong to be pissed

ByeShea · 06-01-11, 09:59 AM

Originally posted by RoagBettor

LMFAO! You morons, I have over 7000 posts and have joked about "Sonja Bettor" many times over the years and have had that avatar almost since Day 1. I can excuse the newbies, but c'mon "wtf" you've been around since 2008 and been in my threads before. Some people over the years have actually believed her name was Sonja Bettor. Doy. But I do have a smokin' hot wife who doesn't cook and let's the pickle juice run into the sandwich and chips!

Smogsy - it's good to see you around mate, hope all is well!

Your first sentence:

"""I love my gorgeous wife Sonja Bettor (as pictured) more..."""

7000 totally forgettable posts (and what kind of tool would care about a whit your "wife", doubt you even have a woman in your life, you appear to be daydreaming), so you start one about the woman in your avatar?

We're morons because you got busted?

Idiot.

Projecting a fictitious lifestyle on SBR is the stuff of a basement dweller. Mom's basement. There ain't no wife, there ain't even a girlfriend, chump.

manny24 · 06-01-11, 10:01 AM

put it in her butt.

RoagBettor · 06-01-11, 10:12 AM

LOL I love SBR!

EmpireMaker · 06-01-11, 12:49 PM

post pic of your real wife if you have one

William Walters · 06-02-11, 01:52 PM

Originally posted by ByeShea

Your first sentence:

"""I love my gorgeous wife Sonja Bettor (as pictured) more..."""

7000 totally forgettable posts (and what kind of tool would care about a whit your "wife", doubt you even have a woman in your life, you appear to be daydreaming), so you start one about the woman in your avatar?

We're morons because you got busted?

Idiot.

Projecting a fictitious lifestyle on SBR is the stuff of a basement dweller. Mom's basement. There ain't no wife, there ain't even a girlfriend, chump.

cranzter · 06-02-11, 01:58 PM

Am I the only one who never believed him?

RudyRuetigger · 06-02-11, 02:08 PM