Guys please read this, I really need some serious suggestions/advice

**ahj1937** · 03-02-11, 07:45 PM

I dont think the posters here would throw their mothers in front of a speeding train for a buck. So this begs the question: Why do you post false information? Did you know exaggerating a lot is a sign of a pathological liar?

**ahj1937** · 03-02-11, 07:46 PM

I want to turn 1k into 5k. How can I do that? Im not going away until someone shows me how.

**Dirty Sanchez** · 03-02-11, 07:55 PM

Originally posted by ahj1937

I dont think the posters here would throw their mothers in front of a speeding train for a buck. So this begs the question: Why do you post false information? Did you know exaggerating a lot is a sign of a pathological liar?

I don't know you tell me...with this thread? When you can answer that..you'll have your answer

**ahj1937** · 03-02-11, 08:28 PM

Im going to go to Reno and get rich.

**dabomguy11** · 03-02-11, 08:30 PM

I really do feel bad for you, but you're just being plain stupid right now. You plan on using $1300 to get you back on your feet, and your plan of action is to gamble? Are you serious? "I need a sure way to increase my bankroll" is something that all of us are looking for, yet none of us will ever find. Get a job at McDonalds or something so you have money to spend on food, rent, etc. This seems more like a cry for pity than anything else because you aren't listening to anyone who's given you reasonable advice. You're giving up your greatest asset by just leaving the house. Stay at a friend's place or a motel or something until the divorce is finalized. You're just asking to live under an overpass if all you do is run away and not get any value from your house, possessions, etc.

**ahj1937** · 03-02-11, 08:31 PM

I don't own my home. I have no income. I need to make some money betting. I gotta pick the winning sides. I might do some money lines to make a few bucks. Lord have mercy on my bets.

**Dirty Sanchez** · 03-02-11, 08:35 PM

Originally posted by ahj1937

I don't own my home. I have no income. I need to make some money betting. I gotta pick the winning sides. I might do some money lines to make a few bucks. Lord have mercy on my bets.

**ahj1937** · 03-02-11, 08:37 PM

Hey Dirty Sanchez. You are a loser!

**Dirty Sanchez** · 03-02-11, 08:52 PM

Originally posted by ahj1937

Hey Dirty Sanchez. You are a loser!

Thanks Bozo

**Gee** · 03-03-11, 02:02 AM

AHJ: Make any bets today??

**ahj1937** · 03-03-11, 02:24 AM

Nope. In leaving tomorrow and if I lose all my money Im a dead man. This is nuts. Say a prayer for me boys.

**WvGambler** · 03-03-11, 07:57 AM

Originally posted by ahj1937

I don't own my home. I have no income. I need to make some money betting. I gotta pick the winning sides. I might do some money lines to make a few bucks. Lord have mercy on my bets.

And she cheated on you?!?! You sound like a real prize.

When she comes home and realizes you're gone, she's going to dance a jig.

**ByeShea** · 03-03-11, 08:03 AM

Originally posted by ahj1937

if I lose all my money Im a dead man.

And that means you won't post anymore.

**wtf** · 03-03-11, 08:20 AM

Originally posted by WvGambler

And she cheated on you?!?! You sound like a real prize.

When she comes home and realizes you're gone, she's going to dance a jig.

no doubt, there is about to be one fukin happy hole

she is going to bring them all home and nail them on the bed you bought

**Poppa K** · 03-03-11, 08:35 AM

Stay Put...

Step 1. Bring cheating wife to inside of front door.
Step 2. Open front door
Step 3. Position Cheating wife in a way that she is standing in open doorway facing the street.
Step 4. Ask cheating wife to really take in the view and advise her as far as you are concerned, that is her new diggs.
Step 5. Boot Cheating wife in the ass as hard as you possibly can so she lands about 5 feet outside the door.
Step 6. Politey tell cheating wife to have a good life
Step 7. Close door
Step 8. Open beer
Step 9. Start your new life

Good luck...

**Kindred** · 03-03-11, 08:51 AM

step 1. get foodstamps welfare unemployment social security whatever you can get. maybe even say you are depressed about your wife and try for disability.

step 2. deposit some money in a book become SBR pro get some free pizza

step 3. bang your wifes sister, cousin, mother, best friend, or just go get a hooker. I know money is tight but it's an investment so you can forget about the cumdumpster ex wife. If you feel like shit and try gambling and lose your money you'll feel worse. Get her out of your system, even if it's a $20 BJ it's worth every penny

step 4. enjoy life, you are a free man who can **** anyone, go anywhere, do anything at any time. Life is good

**BIGDAY** · 03-03-11, 09:43 AM

Is he gone yet??

**sweethook** · 03-03-11, 09:44 AM

make up try and stay with her , tell her that her new guys need to be married and like to swap you no a few 2 and 4 ways. you seem easy so hell you may like it / gl.

**pavyracer** · 03-03-11, 09:51 AM

What are the odds this guy is onthewhat? Someone post some odds please.

**Casperwaits** · 03-03-11, 10:29 AM

Originally posted by pavyracer

What are the odds this guy is onthewhat? Someone post some odds please.

If it is Onner, I hope he PM's me and we can meet up for a drink.

**PDW** · 03-03-11, 10:40 AM

**Big Ross** · 03-03-11, 11:04 AM

all time classic thread.Stomach hurts from laughing.You guys are great
Dude relax-got to be a reason why shes screwing your friends-Install a camera and put film on sbr and you tube.-You can sell it and make money lol

**FourLengthsClear** · 03-03-11, 11:33 AM

Originally posted by pavyracer

What are the odds this guy is onthewhat? Someone post some odds please.

I had him pegged as another (California based) regular poster.

**ahj1937** · 03-03-11, 03:24 PM

I'm having second thoughts about whether or not I should do this. I am gambling with my life.

**acarmelo1** · 03-03-11, 03:28 PM

You should.

Ask a friend if you can stay with him some days if not go to a Motel.

Forget about gambling for life, FIND A REAL JOB. Mcdonalds if you have to.

Then go on from there.

**ahj1937** · 03-03-11, 03:33 PM

I have too much pride to ask someone to let me stay at there house. Would rather sleep in my car or go to a motel.

**acarmelo1** · 03-03-11, 03:37 PM

ahj pride is expensive and right now you only have 1200. Why do you need to leave your house? Just ask for the divorce and sell the house. 50% for each right?

**MinnesotaFats** · 03-03-11, 03:39 PM

Can I get your wifes number?

**Karayilan9** · 03-03-11, 03:52 PM

Forgive her and become swingers.

**Chimneyfish** · 03-03-11, 03:55 PM

I don't really understand what your wife cheating on you has to do with why you are now suddenly broke and without a place to stay. If you already didn't have a job then what's changed? And I don't know why you want to try to move to a new city while you're broke. Just deposit that money into an offshore book and find a place to stay locally with internet access. Why Reno anyway? If you're going to sleep in your SUV then you might as well make it Vegas so you can take advantage of the more generous comps, better odds, and cheaper buffets.

I say you just stay with your wife. She's supporting you while you sit around without a job and now you have an excuse to cheat on her with younger chicks too. You can still gamble all that money in the meantime. Seems like a nice situation.

**ahj1937** · 03-03-11, 03:57 PM

I obviously haven't explained myself very well, sorry for that. Basically what it comes down to is I don't have to leave town, I just want to. I want to go start a new life. I can't stomach being here any longer. We don't own the home, it is not an asset. I have roughly 1200$ liquid cash and thats it. I can't even use SBR as a tool where I go because my laptop is broken. This situation sucks but a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.

**ahj1937** · 03-03-11, 03:59 PM

I will be leaving here in a few hours, and heading off to Reno. I welcome any last minute suggestions/advice on how I can build my bankroll and save money. I assure you this is a true story.

**VegasInsider** · 03-03-11, 04:02 PM

Be a man, suck it up and handle your shit. We all understand that shitty stuff happens in our lives. People cheat, people die, people get laid off, etc...go home, be the man of the household, file for divorce if you feel that's what's right and get a goddamn job.

Bury the $1,200 into an offshore and try to flip it into something.

**ahj1937** · 03-03-11, 04:04 PM

If I am going to bet on sports I might as well do it where I will be paid immediately upon completion of the game. I refuse to pay another months rent for this place right now, that would deplete half of my bankroll. The decision to leave is also financial.

**Karayilan9** · 03-03-11, 04:14 PM

Have a groupie with her new friends