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Fried cod, a beer, and a stack of tickets with every team that Vegas likes to win...I can't wait.Comment -
You 2 will find that you will never be aBLE TO THINK MORE CLEALRY THAN AFTER YOU'VE BLOWN YOUR WAD AND GOTTEN YOUR GUT FULL OF BEER BATTERED COD. tHE WINENRS WILL JUST COME FORTH ONT HE TICKET AS IF THEY WERE IN BOLD FONT. tHIS IS GOING TO BE ONE OF THOSE EXPERIENCES YOU WILL LOOK BACK ON UPON YOUR DEATH BED AND SMILE FONDLY about. fOR IT IS THEN THAT YOU WILL RELIZE THE TRUE MEANING OF LIFE.
oH Phuck! Just saw I accidentally hit caps lock. I'm not goign back and retyping this shit. read it if you can.Comment -
We gotta find out where they are holding this thing at. I already booked a room in case its somewhere I dont like. As long as its cool, I will cancel my room and stay where SBR chooses.Comment -
Don't laugh, kok boy. You haven't lived life till you befoul a tranny! That's a fact, jack!Originally posted by betplom
Hey, OLG man tells me we're all going to a Jays game. remind me to tell you boys how i dislocated a nut in the mens room at the Air Canada Centre during the second intermission of a leafs/sabers game last year. Tranny was named "tinkerbell" and let's just say her bell was more than tinkered by the time i had my way.
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Diogee! Kellen! I hope you've no objections as I have a specific sound track I like jammin when I make sweet love to a tranny. When I'm greasin' shim up, I need to hear this to set kind of a playful grab ass tone:
When we're halfway through with the romping, I need to hear this:
Finally, *** the grand finale, this is the song of choice:
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KELLEN! Kellen, I had no phucking idea you were a phucking smoker, pal! That's total bull phucking shit! If you show up at the tranny festivities reeking of smokes then this shit is RIGHT PHUCKEN OFF from the get go! I will not have the foul stench of cigarrettes compromising Mercedes' musk for one motherphucking moment! You got that, pal!?!
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Im not a smoker, just did it for the Richkas effect.Comment -
Alright then. Just don't ever lie to me, pal. If we're gonna rock that tranny's world we're gonna do it in an ambience of ecstacy AND honesty!Originally posted by Kellen
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Kellen, what the PHUCK in Holy motherphucking HELL is your PHUCKEN problem, pal? I just got the contract. You expect me to sign this shit!? Well phuck you, pal! This is what I get for letting an amateur arrange this tranny interaction in Vegas. Unphuckingreal! Kellen, call me NOW! We need to strighten this thing up right phucking now as I will not be signing this contract, motherphucker!
We agreed that there would be no squrtin' on the tranny so I thought I wouldn't have to spell it out for you on the tranny's rights. Phuck! OF COURSE THE TRANNY MAY NOT *** at any point!!! This is a standard "No ***" clause, you stupid PHUCKING HICK! If the tranny cums at any point then the deal is phucking off and shim does not get paid! We are paying to get ourselves off not the MOTHERPHUCKING TRANNY! I swear this is the first time you've done this shit! Phuck! I am embarrassed for you! The phucken tranny agent must be ROTFLHFAO at you!
Let me tell you something, pal. You get that "No ***" clause in there and straighten this shit out because if anything goes wrong while we are bangin' this tranny and I can't have my way with shim because of you phucken up the rules -- the very basic and simple standard rules -- I will turn on you or Diogee in a sec cuz I will get mine by God!
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kellen, pick up your goddamn phone, you kok! This has to be resolved now!!!!Comment -
Originally posted by buztahDon't know. Sure they will.
Back to the tranny. We need a couple ground rules. When each of the three of us decides to finish up and call it a day, so to speak, have the decency to explode off the tranny and onto the floor. Keep that shit off the common "work space." Don't ruin the experience for your SBR mates. To do otherwise is despectful to the 2 who remain in play and have not yet gotten their money's worth. Now if the other two partners are done and you've made it the longest then feel free, as a reward, to desecrate the tranny as you see fit.
Rule 2, at NO time will there be ANY physical contact between Diogee, kellen or me. This is most important for Diogee as we know he is a redneck and could get distracted and carried away during his first tranny love escapade.
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Kellen you keep phucking off and Buzzy is going to void your contract. Settle with the books and move forward with your tranny deal before it disappears.Comment -
On Rye bread I hope?Originally posted by KellenComment -
Phucker will not return my calls.Originally posted by diogeeComment -
He is paranoid as hell and likely has it off in fear that the bookies will track him down.Comment -
Likely pawning his ass cheese smelling cordoroys now at some shitty little pawn shop in Arkansas, driving back to SC from Tex, trying to come up with a lil gas money for his 83 chevy. Phuck him!Originally posted by diogeeComment -
That is exactly what he is doing....he called me from a pay phone in phucking Utah and wanted me to Western Union him a dime because he has already pawned everything he owns and needs gas. My question is how the phuck do you end up in Utah on your way to Texas...talk about paranoid as hell and taken a route that not even the sharpest bookie would monitor.Comment -
Just how many bookies are after this hick any way, Johnny?Originally posted by diogeeComment -
Last I heard it was 23 bookies from 13 different states. No wonder why he keeps moving...gets in over his head and splits to the next city to find an unsuspecting bookie. Sounds like he hasn't had a winning week in over 6 months and owes around $98,784.33
That is all from just the last 6 months...who knows how deep he was in before that.Comment -
Phuck me! Poor bastard! I think it all began with that big Clemson bet that went to hell on him. You send him any money? Don't do it if you're thinkin' about it!Originally posted by diogee He needs tough love now more than cash. A few weeks of sleeping outdoors in the rain on park benches will do him a whole lotta good. It's really sickening the way gambling phux some of these sbr hicks up. Shame. Damn shame!
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That Clemson game just topped it off...he is still bitter about that game because he took out a loan on his parents house and placed it all on Clemson. He thought it was a lock and he could pay off the books and pay the loan right back. His parents have since lost their house and now live behind a local Shell Food Mart. Kellen is also wanted by the authorities in S.C. for bashing attacking 3 Clemson players and busting their knee caps with a baseball bat. I am definitely not sending money his way...he needs to learn himself.Comment -
Jesus Christ, this phuck is phucken sick, Johnny! You can't make this shit up! Phuck me! This phucker is a wild hick! Lost his parents house on a phucken college hoops game!!!Originally posted by diogee This is gross! I'm phucken pissed off even more at him now! Jesus Christ! WTF is wrong with him? Just checked his status and he hasn't logged in since 11:30 last night. Probably pawned the POS laptop he was using to post and will be posting from phucken library terminals as he treks his way to wherever the phuck he's running. Unphuckenreal!
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I know...what a sick degenerate phuck. It is only a matter of time before he logs on at a public library and checks this site. I am also sure that I will get a hit at fuckimbroke.com from him trying to get a cash advance.Originally posted by buztahJesus Christ, this phuck is phucken sick, Johnny! You can't make this shit up! Phuck me! This phucker is a wild hick! Lost his parents house on a phucken college hoops game!!! This is gross! I'm phucken pissed off even more at him now! Jesus Christ! WTF is wrong with him? Just checked his status and he hasn't logged in since 11:30 last night. Probably pawned the POS laptop he was using to post and will be posting from phucken library terminals as he treks his way to wherever the phuck he's running. Unphuckenreal! 
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Im in the woods in Arkansas right now. Managed to sneak on a network at someones house. Im gonna do a video tommorow from the woods. Went to Lousiana Downs today and lost 6 dimes.Comment -
Originally posted by Kellen
Good to see you got out of Utah.
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I was attacked by a mormon bookie just outside of Salt Lake City. He was a tough bastard but I beat him down with a golf club.Comment -
Those mormons can be viscous...good thing you had a golf club under your seat to fend him off. Hopefully all the other bookies take notice and back the phuck down.Originally posted by KellenComment -
Im losing battery power here. Gonna have to plug up to these peoples cabin and charge my battery. Im gonna have to catch some fish to eat. I love ****in fried fish. Buzzy, send me to 2 dimes western union. JJ send me the 6 dimes you owe me. Rickhas, send me some money pal.Comment -
Originally posted by Kellen Better be careful they all have shotguns in Arkansas.
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Kellen, just stop this bullshit, pal, and get your head straight! Just let the boys know what you've done!
Guys, this phuck calls me up last night from phucken Fayetville, Arkansas, coked up out of his phucken mind, and tells me he walked into some small town Assembly of God church nearby and convinced them to let him be their new pastor!!!!! He says he's gonna make off with the collection plate this Sunday morning to complete his trek back to South Carolina. Folks, we're dealing with a sick phuck here!
Kellen, pal, listen to me, pal. Stop this phucken shit now before I call the phucken Arkansas State troopers on your arse. You don't wanna rip off that church, pal. That's bad karma, you kok! Look, call Mercedes' agent up and get this tranny transaction finalized. Focus on that, Kellen. Get that "no *** clause" in there and set about getting your shit together.
Kellen, if there are two things I've learned in life (and SBR take phucken notes as his is the gospel according to Buzzy), it's these:
1. Never let your woman eat asparagus the night you're planning on eating her out; and
2. A young man never forgets his first tranny.
Kellen, your incompetence to date in trying to close this transaction -- Kellen, pal -- you are causing Diogee to miss out on number 2! That's phucking selfish of you, pal! You're a selfish phuck! You know Diogee wants to be there when I deliver my 10" slab of Canadian bacon to Mercedes' cinnamon ring! He wants to be there for that, pal! He wants to be there when we're high 5in' all around after banging that tranny and rockin' shim's world, pal! Don't take number 2 away from a good Wyoming Cowboy like Diogee! Have a heart, pal! Have a phucken heart for once in your phucken life, pal! Jesus Christ!
Oh, and another thing, is Mercedes pre-op or post-op? No wait! Don't tell me! Let's let that be a surprise! Maybe we we get lucky and shim has the taco with a cute landin' strip and a couple berriess swingin' below. No matter. I'm certain, if you don't phuck this up for us, a good time will be had by all.Comment -
LMAO Buzzy...phucking trip I tell you.
You will eventually get to the bottom of this.Comment
