Kellen, pal, you really phucked me over here!

[buztah]

I have a serious craving for battered and deep fried fish with tar tar sauce and lemon wedges and I'm in phucking Ontario and the odds of me getting that flavor I found only in the deep South are slim to none. I remember attending the biggest fish fry in Paris, TN years ago and enjoying that catfish. You have awakened a craving that is tough to satisfy, pal. You're like a frigin drug dealer phucken with my body here, pal. Not cool. Not cool at all, motherphuckah!

After work I'm going to A n phucken P to see what I can scrape together there to try and address this urge. Phuck me!

[Kellen]

I love ****in fried cod. Its awesome. Fly down and we'll have a big fish fry.

[buztah]

You're in phucken South carolina or Texas?

[Kellen]

Back and forth right now getting everything settled. In SC at the moment. I'll be back in TX next week.

[diogee]

Kellen you better watch out for those bookies...carry a bat. These guys are serious. I love phuckin fried cod.

[buztah]

Oh Lordy!

INGREDIENTS
1 cup all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon dried dill weed
3/4 cup beer
1/2 cup milk
2 eggs
2 pounds cod fillets
2 quarts vegetable oil for frying


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DIRECTIONS
In a large bowl, mix together flour, salt, baking powder, and dill. Add beer, milk, and eggs; mix well.
Place fish fillets in batter mixture, coat well, and let stand for 15 minutes.
Heat deep fryer to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Place fish in hot oil, and fry until golden brown. Cook fish in batches to maintain oil temperature. Serve.
Editor's Note

[buztah]

I love phuckin fried cod.

Doesn't that burn your kok, Captain? You're a sick Phuck!

[diogee]

Doesn't that burn your kok, Captain?

We Eat Fish

[Kellen]

Where you find that recipe? friedcod.com?

[buztah]

[buztah]

Where you find that recipe? friedcod.com?

auntybuzzysphuckenawesomerecipes.com

[BadNina]

Hey Buztah, come visit me in 'Bama. I'll fry you some catfish and make you some scrumptious hush puppies. Served with sweetened ice tea...the wine of the South.

[buztah]

Hey Buztah, come visit me in 'Bama. I'll fry you some catfish and make you some scrumptious hush puppies. Served with sweetened ice tea...the wine of the South.

When can I ***?

[Kellen]

Nothing better than fried catfish and hush puppies.

[BadNina]

When can I ***?

Anytime, darlin'. Just let me know when so I can go out to the pond to catch the fish.

[buztah]

Awesome! I'll fly down from Newark this weekend.

[buztah]

Hey kellen! When we go to vegas for the bash we gotta sit down with Diogee and shut down some all you can eat fish n chips joint on the strip. Then we'll triple team a tranny and go bankrupt a sportsbook or two.

[Kellen]

Hey kellen! When we go to vegas for the bash we gotta sit down with Diogee and shut down some all you can eat fish n chips joint on the strip. Then we'll triple team a tranny and go bankrupt a sportsbook or two.

Definetly man, Im on the phone now lining up a tranny for the weekend.

[diogee]

Hey kellen! When we go to vegas for the bash we gotta sit down with Diogee and shut down some all you can eat fish n chips joint on the strip. Then we'll triple team a tranny and go bankrupt a sportsbook or two.

We Eat Fish.com

[buztah]

We Eat Fish.com

Diogee, you need to loosen up, pal. After this tranny triple team you will begin to understand that sex is all about recreation and nothing more. You're a conservative wyoming cowboy but the streets of vegas will take you out of your protective shell.

Imagine how much fun it will be to have that tranny hollering n shit while kellen bangs the schnoz out of shim while screaming out profanities in that Southern drawl.

Hot damn! I said YEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

[diogee]

Diogee, you need to loosen up, pal. After this tranny triple team you will begin to understand that sex is all about recreation and nothing more. You're a conservative wyoming cowboy but the streets of vegas will take you out of your protective shell.

Imagine how much fun it will be to have that tranny hollering n shit while kellen bangs the schnoz out of shim while screaming out profanities in that Southern drawl.

Hot damn! I said YEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

[Kellen]

That some funny shit.

[Kellen]

Where you staying buzzy? Have they announced a spot for this bash yet?

[buztah]

Where you staying buzzy? Have they announced a spot for this bash yet?

Don't know. Sure they will.

Back to the tranny. We need a couple ground rules. When each of the three of us decides to finish up and call it a day, so to speak, have the decency to explode off the tranny and onto the floor. Keep that shit off the common "work space." Don't ruin the experience for your SBR mates. To do otherwise is despectful to the 2 who remain in play and have not yet gotten their money's worth. Now if the other two partners are done and you've made it the longest then feel free, as a reward, to desecrate the tranny as you see fit.

Rule 2, at NO time will there be ANY physical contact between Diogee, kellen or me. This is most important for Diogee as we know he is a redneck and could get distracted and carried away during his first tranny love escapade.

[Kellen]

Don't know. Sure they will.

Back to the tranny. We need a couple ground rules. When each of the three of us decides to finish up and call it a day, so to speak, have the decency to explode off the tranny and onto the floor. Keep that shit off the common "work space." Don't ruin the experience for your SBR mates. To do otherwise is despectful to the 2 who remain in play and have not yet gotten their money's worth. Now if the other two partners are done and you've made it the longest then feel free, as a reward, to desecrate the tranny as you see fit.

Rule 2, at NO time will there be ANY physical contact between Diogee, kellen or me. This is most important for Diogee as we know he is a redneck and could get distracted and carried away during his first tranny love escapade.

No shooting on the tranny, no sword fighting between us and dont get Diogee excited and carried away. Got it.

[diogee]

Don't know. Sure they will.

Back to the tranny. We need a couple ground rules. When each of the three of us decides to finish up and call it a day, so to speak, have the decency to explode off the tranny and onto the floor. Keep that shit off the common "work space." Don't ruin the experience for your SBR mates. To do otherwise is despectful to the 2 who remain in play and have not yet gotten their money's worth. Now if the other two partners are done and you've made it the longest then feel free, as a reward, to desecrate the tranny as you see fit.

Rule 2, at NO time will there be ANY physical contact between Diogee, kellen or me. This is most important for Diogee as we know he is a redneck and could get distracted and carried away during his first tranny love escapade.

[Kellen]

Ive got the tranny booked. IT will be meeting us on the casino floor of the stratosphere at 11 am on saturday Aug. 23.

[diogee]

Ive got the tranny booked. IT will be meeting us on the casino floor of the stratosphere at 11 am on saturday Aug. 23.

Unfortunately I will not be able to make it...I will be going sportsbook to sportsbook to make sure that they all like the same team to win before I place bets.

[buztah]

Ive got the tranny booked. IT will be meeting us on the casino floor of the stratosphere at 11 am on saturday Aug. 23.

Perfect! That way i figure we're done by noon and will have worked up some serious appetite for the fish n chips joint. You got a pic of shim? What's shim's name? Sandy? Chris? Angel?

[Kellen]

Didnt get any pics. Wanted it to be a suprise. Name is Mercedes.

[Kellen]

JJ refered the tranny to me.

[buztah]

Didnt get any pics. Wanted it to be a suprise. Name is Mercedes.

OK. I can dig that, pal. Mercedes, eh? Hmmmmm...

I think i like that. Picturing an olive tranny with a mexican flavour and a grizzly five 0 clock shadow with just a hint of guac breath. This could be spicy! Hope shim brings some tequilla to loosen Diogee up a bit.

[betplom]

OK. I can dig that, pal. Mercedes, eh? Hmmmmm...

I think i like that. Picturing an olive tranny with a mexican flavour and a grizzly five 0 clock shadow with just a hint of guac breath. This could be spicy! Hope shim brings some tequilla to loosen Diogee up a bit.

Buztah:

You are one sick mofo - I like your style.

Never laughed so hard in my fυcking life.

PS: Whats with all the "phucken" though?

Can't you say fυck?

[Kellen]

Buztah is a sick bastard.

[buztah]

You shitpackers can call me "sick." I don't give a phuck as I'm not one who is concerned with labels. I just know one thing. When we get done with Mercedes there will be high 5s all around! A smashing good time will have been had by all.