Ok, which one of you guys is this?

[BadNina]

you have the best avatars

Thank you, sweety but I really like yours better.

[diogee]

I was the one who turned in the DVD's... Although Dio tried to buy em from me for 28 cents...

This wasn't supposed to get out...I now withdraw my offer.

[SchlepRock]

If the table consented, what's the big deal?

When this pervert goes to court, will he get aroused when the judge tells him to approach the "bench"?

LOL

[MrX]

$20,000 bail???

Was the table under-aged?

[MrX]

On a serious note: You really have to feel for the kitchen table in these situations. He probaly hasn't touched her that way in years...

Funny.

[thegreatdiatchi]

who the fukk do you guys think?

I could picture him trying to be all tough about it "See, I put my f*ckin dick in a m0therf*ucking picnic table!"

To the topic in general though, the thought of slivers on the dick makes me twitch.