Ok, which one of you guys is this?

betplom · 03-31-08, 12:52 PM

What are you talking about?

diogee · 03-31-08, 12:53 PM

I wish that was me....some people

mofome · 03-31-08, 12:53 PM

Originally posted by betplom

What are you talking about?

Shark79 · 03-31-08, 12:55 PM

I've had sex on top of a picnic table ... but not with it

mofome · 03-31-08, 12:55 PM

id hit it

BigOrangeTitans · 03-31-08, 12:55 PM

I was the one who turned in the DVD's... Although Dio tried to buy em from me for 28 cents...

compaqDikk · 03-31-08, 01:02 PM

who the fukk do you guys think?

betplom · 03-31-08, 01:04 PM

I thought America was a free country.

Who is the victim in this case?
Will the table be asked to testify?

Sportsgirl · 03-31-08, 01:06 PM

Originally posted by compaqDikk

who the fukk do you guys think?

OK, I'm down.

20Four7 · 03-31-08, 01:08 PM

I just can't believe that they want him to post a $20K bond for this. It's not like he was exposing himself to little kids.

OLGC_Slayer · 03-31-08, 01:11 PM

Yeah, meanwhile, Dick Cheney and Paul Wolfowitz walk the streets a free men.

Robyn · 03-31-08, 01:12 PM

I just don't understand. Wouldn't that hurt??

betplom · 03-31-08, 01:14 PM

Originally posted by 20Four7

I just can't believe that they want him to post a $20K bond for this. It's not like he was exposing himself to little kids.

Agreed, it's swatting a fly with a hammer, plus he even cleaned up after himself, after all, people will soon be eating of that "deflowered" pinic table.

Only in America!

RageWizard · 03-31-08, 01:16 PM

Geez, times have changed. I got busted getting a hummer on Ft. Lauderdale Beach in the life guard stands ( SG knows the ones I'm talking about)when I was 17, and all they did is call mine and the girls parents to come pick us up. I felt sorry for the girl at the time, but felt O.K. with my parents finding out I had hetrosexual tendencies.

Sportsgirl · 03-31-08, 01:16 PM

Originally posted by Robyn

I just don't understand. Wouldn't that hurt??

Geez, I wasn't the only one who thought that

betplom · 03-31-08, 01:16 PM

Originally posted by Robyn

I just don't understand. Wouldn't that hurt??

Like anyrhing dry, it would likely hurt, perhaps he aroused the table so that lubrication (not sap) was created.

Perhaps we'll see a new K-Y jelly commercial addressing this issue.

Sportsgirl · 03-31-08, 01:17 PM

Originally posted by RageWizard

Geez, times have changed. I got busted getting a hummer on Ft. Lauderdale Beach in the life guard stands ( SG knows the ones I'm talking about)when I was 17, and all they did is call mine and the girls parents to come pick us up. I felt sorry for the girl at the time, but felt O.K. with my parents finding out I had hetrosexual tendencies.

I got busted once swimming nekkid at Deerfield Beach with a guy I was dating. It was 2 a.m. - who thought anyone would be around?

good times, good times.

RageWizard · 03-31-08, 01:17 PM

Originally posted by Robyn

I just don't understand. Wouldn't that hurt??

I guess certain openings just happened to be the right size I guess.

turnip · 03-31-08, 01:17 PM

Originally posted by Robyn

I just don't understand. Wouldn't that hurt??

come on baby, make it hurt so good

Sportsgirl · 03-31-08, 01:18 PM

Originally posted by RageWizard

I guess certain openings just happened to be the right size I guess.

don't they have to be, er, smaller than "the right size." and aren't those pipes made out of metal? And why am I discussing this at all?

RageWizard · 03-31-08, 01:24 PM

Originally posted by Sportsgirl

don't they have to be, er, smaller than "the right size." and aren't those pipes made out of metal? And why am I discussing this at all?

In the engineering world we call this a "press-on" fit. Just tight enough to offer a little resistance for assembly but not too tight to require assembly "tools", and not to loose as to cause a gap or large tolerance of slippage.

WileOut · 03-31-08, 01:25 PM

A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do. Prolly a crack head who had just hit a piece and got a little horny.

At least he didn't place a wager for crying out loud.

turnip · 03-31-08, 01:27 PM

the best part to me is that someone decided to make 3 dvds of this guy before turning him in

Sportsgirl · 03-31-08, 01:32 PM

Originally posted by turnip

the best part to me is that someone decided to make 3 dvds of this guy before turning him in

I think one would've been more than enough for me

RageWizard · 03-31-08, 01:38 PM

3DVDs this is funny. That must have been a really nice table.

buztah · 03-31-08, 01:39 PM

I'd phuck that sweet splintered picnic azz! You degenerates know you would too. Who gives a phuck?

HedgeHog · 03-31-08, 01:41 PM

If the table consented, what's the big deal?

When this pervert goes to court, will he get aroused when the judge tells him to approach the "bench"?

RageWizard · 03-31-08, 01:44 PM

Originally posted by buztah

I'd phuck that sweet splintered picnic azz! You degenerates know you would too. Who gives a phuck?

I'd prefer a nice plastic table with structural components constructed out of 2" PVC pipe. Splinters just aren't my thing usually unless there is a wood file and some pliers around.

swede96 · 03-31-08, 01:44 PM

Originally posted by Sportsgirl

I got busted once swimming nekkid at Deerfield Beach with a guy I was dating. It was 2 a.m. - who thought anyone would be around?

good times, good times.

I got busted not once, but twice at Purgatory Chasm with my ex. Ahh, highschool.

Sportsgirl · 03-31-08, 01:45 PM

I'd just hate to be anywhere near him if he decided to take a walk through the home & garden section at Lowes

swede96 · 03-31-08, 01:45 PM

You guys are seriously killing me with this!!

ShamsWoof10 · 03-31-08, 01:48 PM

Toledo's news station have nothing better to report I guess...

Give me a break with the drama...

to have sexual intercourse with the table.. <<< do I have to explain what's wrong with this statment or does this guy have a drill bit for a cock..?

Does the media have anything better to do then dramatize some nut case...?

swede96 · 03-31-08, 01:51 PM

In related news: Shamswoof was arrested for violating a stick by keeping it firmly planted up his ass.

It exlains so much.

ShamsWoof10 · 03-31-08, 02:02 PM