Swede, Robyn, Sportsgirl, Nina All The Same

[jjgold]

Nina your a black man, I know where you post under the name Ulysses Lovington ( an urban political forum) and the IP is the same.

Got you............ U

[BadNina]

Nina your a black man, I know where you post under the name Ulysses Lovington ( an urban political forum) and the IP is the same.

Got you............ U

That isn't me. That's Robyn, you silly boy.

[Shark79]

So now Robyn is a black male ..

[BadNina]

Shhhh...don't tell her I told you. It's a secret.

[ritehook]

Nina your a black man, I know where you post under the name Ulysses Lovington ( an urban political forum) and the IP is the same.

Got you............ U

If your info is straight, coach, it could have alternate interpretations:

That two people use the same pc. A black marred or living together pair.

Or that it's a salt and pepper deal, black and white . . .

[Robyn]

This thread is hilarious.

[HAPPY BOY]

Robyn, Swede. Bad Nina = The Curse of Patrick Bateman

SportsGirl is the real deal. She was around way before Mr Bateman went into exhile. Case solved!

[Robyn]

I love conspiracy theories.

[bettilimbroke999]

Look, I don't know if Nina's a guy or not but this is a true story. Nina came on to me at the last SBR bash and said she wanted to have sex with me and I'm like okay let's go. Anyway we were making out and things were going well til she said I'm gettin HARD are we gonna **** already or what? Anyway I was drunk and passed out and my ass has been hurting ever since, weird night.

[BadNina]

That's how I remember it.

[jackpot269]

speechless!!!!!!!!!!!

[jjgold]

I wonder who was posting as the 4 women? It is sick what guys do for attention. It has to be a guy that does not work.

[Willie Bee]

I confess, it is a huge marketing campaign by SBR to attract more posters. We've been targeting the 18-33 male, no life to speak of, even less social skills, wouldn't know a woman if smothered by large breasts, etc., you know the type. So we hired my cousin Queen Bee to come in and pose as several different women in order to stir things up. Dadgum girl's gonna' be heartbroke when I tell her the gig is up and she's gotta' have to go back to working as a part-time sweeper at my aunt Mae Bee's salon.

[jackpot269]

Had me fooled but thanks for the effort willie!!!!!!!!!!

[Robyn]

Since I am a man, should I be participating in army of flowers' stupid threads about how big everyones dicks are?

[jackpot269]

cousin Queen Bee is a male who knew!!!!!!!!

[Willie Bee]

Since I am a man, should I be participating in army of flowers' stupid threads about how big everyones dicks are?

Robert, er, I mean Robyn, I'm going to have to say no on that. For one thing, standing around with a bunch of guys holding their tallywhackers in one hand and a pair of micrometers in the other can't be too healthy from a mere sanitation angle. Secondly, as Niko, uh, Nina said earlier, why embarrass them when they see that giant trouser trout that you have going on?

[jjgold]

What was even sicker is a guy called me about 3 weeks ago pretending to be Nina and tried to sound like a woman.

[Timetopay]

What was even sicker is a guy called me about 3 weeks ago pretending to be Nina and tried to sound like a woman.

probably buzzy

[BadNina]

What was even sicker is a guy called me about 3 weeks ago pretending to be Nina and tried to sound like a woman.

You liked it and you know it. I swear, I have never heard a man beg like that before.

[jackpot269]

You liked it and you know it. I swear, I have never heard a man beg like that before.

[Robyn]

Robert, er, I mean Robyn, I'm going to have to say no on that. For one thing, standing around with a bunch of guys holding their tallywhackers in one hand and a pair of micrometers in the other can't be too healthy from a mere sanitation angle. Secondly, as Niko, uh, Nina said earlier, why embarrass them when they see that giant trouser trout that you have going on?

If 80's movies aren't completely telling as to how certain things were just OK to do in a movie back then, watch The Last American Virgin. There is a scene where the entire boys locker room measures their erect junk.

So that means that they stood around working their magic while waiting for measurements. WHAT??

[dmmd98]

If 80's movies aren't completely telling as to how certain things were just OK to do in a movie back then, watch The Last American Virgin. There is a scene where the entire boys locker room measures their erect junk.

So that means that they stood around working their magic while waiting for measurements. WHAT??

Holy **** someone mentioned the last American virgin on the gambling board. Still pissed off thinking about when he pays for some chicks abortion only for the chick to go back to the guy who knocked her up.

He should of ****ed shit up at that birthday party when he saw the two making out is all I'm saying.

[RealSlimShady]

What was even sicker is a guy called me about 3 weeks ago pretending to be Nina and tried to sound like a woman.

Make a video and tell us what she said and what you both talked about.

[Robyn]

Holy **** someone mentioned the last American virgin on the gambling board. Still pissed off thinking about when he pays for some chicks abortion only for the chick to go back to the guy who knocked her up.

He should of ****ed shit up at that birthday party when he saw the two making out is all I'm saying.

Here is a funny blog about the movie. We recently rented it and I was just in awe with some of the things they were able to get away with in this movie (my detailed list is in the comments):

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=136369114&blogID=364827424&Mytoken=B54FFCBA-546D-4567-8D96EC80C5C01B5546443846

[dmmd98]

I didn't check out the blog yet by the driving home drunk was great.

[Robyn]

I didn't check out the blog yet by the driving home drunk was great.

That was only one of the many, many things wrong with that movie.

[dmmd98]

Here is a funny blog about the movie. We recently rented it and I was just in awe with some of the things they were able to get away with in this movie (my detailed list is in the comments):

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...C01B5546443846

You forgot 11, being a pizza delivery man is a great way to meet cougar's.

This was light years before the cimenatic classic big sausage pizza showed a nation of drop outs to **** getting a ged and become a pizza delivery man to score chicks instead.

[Robyn]

You forgot 11, being a pizza delivery man is a great way to meet cougar's.

This was light years before the cimenatic classic big sausage pizza showed a nation of drop outs to **** getting a ged and become a pizza delivery man to score chicks instead.

And back then, it was OK to allow a high school kid to deliver not only pizza but also booze.

God, I miss the 80's.

[swede96]

I know that girl Swede and know why she isn't posting today.

[swede96]

A puppy interferes with the fun?

Guess it does

Yes, when you raise a dog for 12 years and have to watch him waste away in front of you then make the choice to end your best friends life....it makes you not so fun. Problem with that?

[swede96]

Oh give me a break. You made it sound like her father died, it's just a dog.

**** you. Seriously. Go **** yourself.

[swede96]

I thought I was the only one who felt it that way

He was a member of my ****ing family.

[swede96]

Stop by your doc's office on the way home and see about getting an injection of compassion with a script for some good ol' simple humanity.

Thank you, Willie Bee.

[swede96]

Life goes on.

Dogs aren't family members. They are pets. You can buy a new pet and grow equally attached to it, but at the end of the day, it's still an animal. You made it sound like a relative was gravely ill or something.

I loved my dog more than most people. People are assholes...like you. A dog loves unconditionally. I took on the responsibility 12 years ago to be his mommy. I have fed, sheltered and kept him healthy for the last 12 years. Everything important that has ever happened in my life I have shared with my dog. We played when I was happy, and he layed with me when I was sad. "Animal" or not...he had a far better soul than you and deserves to be on this planet more.