Oregon crushed me, have to go pawn my car today

[samdapatriotsfan]

you gotta be incognegro about it.

[forloveofthegame]

i believe the slogan for degen gambler is "feast or famine"

[Adr3nalin3 Ru5h]

G/L Profane

[mitote]

I had a friend just like you! He ended up giving a BJ to the business end of a Glock! What I still don't understand to this day is why he didn't sell it to make one more bet! He probably would have won and still been here!

[nli07]

You got your car back yet????

[Flexin]

Go to Pawn Stars, talk to the old man or Chumlee, should get a better deal with those guys.

The old man is a shark. He won't pay much at all. Chumlee is the best bet.

James

[GimpedMaster]

OP is my hero.

[Vaughany]

Vlad is on to me... he asked me if I go to vegas with the money he lends me... he doesn't understand how I pay it back so fast.. I told him he was close... and he just laughed.

You should get your own show on HBO!

[FindTheLock]

if this guy is telling the truth and he really is in this bad of shape, then maybe it would be wise to fade the hell out of his picks. Not to be mean man, but if you're sitting in a hotel room with no wheels, then can you please tell me what you're going to be betting on from now on? If he's going to suffer anyway, someone might as well clean up on the other end!

[geebert74]

this sounds like something burtrapp would do... that is if he could get a car...

[Richards]

Should have stayed at the Super8 and put the $200 you saved on a lotto parlay

[Powderguy]

lol, you should have just bet tails on the coin toss

[Michael Ferro]

You got alot of vices dude, sounds like your problem has nothing to do with cash. you are betting car against radison and hookers. live and let live, alot of losing criers on here lately. A tip if this type of thing happens to you often, get a journal and write down your situations, this way you won't post them here, and we don't have to hear about your F CKED up life. good luck. I hope you win and get gonerrhea and have to pawn your car for penicillin

[ProfaneReality]

I should have stayed in the degenerate closet, you guys are brutal.

[Vaughany]

So what is the point of it all Profane? Is it really worth the hassle?!

[ProfaneReality]

Probably not but there's no turning back now.

[Vaughany]

ha I like ur attitude! What are the hookers like? Late 50s and saggy I imagine?

[ProfaneReality]

no hookers yet. and you are WAY off.

[zam77]

Profane, did you win last night? Still in EL or what?

[ProfaneReality]

I have a black fetish right now so this will probably be the one if I win

[ProfaneReality]

Profane, did you win last night? Still in EL or what?

did not win... still alive though. still in EL

Wisconsin fukkin crushed my spirit though. Up 9 with 2:35 left and lose. Had them 2nd half..which equated to +1 for the game

[itriedsohard]

what are your plays today?

[VTranX]

seriously?

[ProfaneReality]

what are your plays today?

that will cost you $50...or a ride home

[Crazygamble]

wow that's very suck , good luck next time bro , it been happen to me before

[Crazygamble]

try to relax little bit bro , dont chase

[mighty maron]

Sorry to hear about that. Take some time off

[CollegePro]

if you haven't done it, I would not recommend it at all... been there and done that... @ the time, my car was valued @ 13k.... loan person freaking let me borrow $5000..... and of course I lost it.... interest was like 10% a week... I just gave the car... I would never ever do this shit again...

[stealthyburrito]

[xlilsp1keyx]

i know how you feel man. why pawn it? just get a car loan, u keep the car, but it basically has a lien on it till you pay them back.

[Sdotbold]

i love these storys!

[The Sensei]

hahahahah this is great

[ThaWoj]

ha the best was one i read on the 2+2 forum in a bbv/degen thread.

dude was so broke in atlantic city that he went from table to table singing "mary had a little lamb" for a dollar until he had 20 bucks for gas and food lmfao

[Resler]

I know this probably isn't true, but I like reading it anyways. Give us an update man!

[Vaughany]

Update Profane? Are u living like a pre-fame Ted Williams now scrounging the bins of Ohio?!