So where is Dick Clark ?

[Doug]

never even saw Dick ! Can you link a Youtube video ?

[Maverick11]

Sad to see Dick Clark....He is trying though....gotta give him credit for trying. Hope everyone has a prosporous new year

[Doug]

man i hate that dick clarke mother fucker. he bought all the rights to TV broadcasting paintball and then intentionally sat on them rather than invest money into it...WTF is up with that...for like 5 years paintball couldn't even think about being on TV as he owned the pro league rights to broadcast...

they tried to film the shit and ****** it all up...had no concept of what was going on the field. It was terrible. set the sport back a decade at least.

I don't know how Dick Clark relates to paintball, but I suspect he isn't a saint. I know nothing about paintball pro broadcasting rights....but I'll take a guy seriously when he has close to 5,000 posts.

To me DC is a virtual nobody.

[chachi]

DC should host it as long as he is able, no question.

man i hate that dick clarke mother fucker. he bought all the rights to TV broadcasting paintball and then intentionally sat on them rather than invest money into it...WTF is up with that...for like 5 years paintball couldn't even think about being on TV as he owned the pro league rights to broadcast...they tried to film the shit and ****** it all up...had no concept of what was going on the field. It was terrible. set the sport back a decade at least.

Televised Pro Paintball ?!? WTF is that, all the psychos who cant enlist due to mental instability?

If I were a police chief and heard a bunch of "professional paintballers" were around I would doublecheck all the outstanding unsolved serial murders against that bunch

[GELATINOUS CUBE]

I take it he's gotten old.

It happens to some people...

[exstatman]

Clark is well known in the LA area for not doing ANYTHING unless he's paid. I have some relatives who danced regularly on AB in the 60's, and Clark knows them by name, so their kids thought it might be cool to have a birthday card signed by him. The response? For $500, Mr Clark would be delighted to send an autographed card

[Doug]

The guy sounds like an 80 year old Simon Cowell to me.

[shari91]

Clark is well known in the LA area for not doing ANYTHING unless he's paid. I have some relatives who danced regularly on AB in the 60's, and Clark knows them by name, so their kids thought it might be cool to have a birthday card signed by him. The response? For $500, Mr Clark would be delighted to send an autographed card

My boss at the time invited him to his 25th wedding anniversary party because he used to be quite the big-time agent and they've done business together for years. Dick wanted my boss to send a car to his house to get him and sent a list of 'requirements' in order for him to attend. Oh and he also sent a schedule of how and when he wanted his entrance and exit to go.

My boss was so pissed off he had one of our assistants personally hand deliver Dick a bus schedule and 4 rolls of pennies for bus fare.

[BrentCrude]

George Allen gets bucket of Gatorade dumped on him after coaching game in cold weather and dies a few weeks later.Dick Clark attends big apple dropping at Times Square on New Years eve and 1 snow flake drops on him and he would die a few weeks later.I have a hunch though that no matter how god awful his condition is,the home he's at had to give him happy juice for the last few weeks to make him forget new years was almost here.They probably had to put him in a straight jacket yesterday.


Then his face would have froze from having smeared Gerber Blueberry Cobbler all over it.

[unusialsusp5]

if you can find a way to get into a death pool. take dick clark. i have never seen anything on tv as bad as the decision to put him on his new years eve show. it was worse than the lebron decison show by far. that executive shirt should be fired for exposing this Legends condition on national tv.

[Bulldog-53]

Dick Clark. Legend.

[Rio DiNero]

Was that the real Dick Clark, or a robot?