Cheapest way to stay buzzed?

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  • stealthyburrito
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-12-09
    • 21562

    #36
    Originally posted by onetrickpony
    pour a beer in ur anushole
    i'm sure everyone thinks this is a joke but its very true. you would get wasted pouring a few shots up the butthole.

    that, or you could buy some aristokrat.

    however wicked hangovers with that stuff.
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    • JohnGalt2341
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 12-31-09
      • 9138

      #37
      Buy a can of Aqua Net for .99 cents. Poke a hole in it and drink it. You'll be buzzed for the rest of your life.
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      • pavyracer
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 04-12-07
        • 82606

        #38
        If you want cheap alcohol you have to buy in bulk.
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        • Salmon Steak
          SBR MVP
          • 03-05-10
          • 2110

          #39
          just buy some with your sbr points in the store.
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          • sickler
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 06-05-08
            • 15006

            #40
            Cheapest way to stay high:

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            • Dutch
              SBR MVP
              • 09-21-10
              • 4339

              #41
              A couple of xanax. Eat a few of them and you won't even remember being there.
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              • lakerboy
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 04-02-09
                • 94379

                #42
                Originally posted by jjgold
                Guy you need rehab

                Forget getting high its not the answer

                lets see. We cant get high, shouldnt drink, should all quit gambling and never want to get or need pussy. i guess we should sit there like you all day and post on sbr right
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                • vwconn39
                  SBR Hustler
                  • 01-26-10
                  • 77

                  #43
                  robotrip
                  sbr
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                  • daneblazer
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 09-14-08
                    • 27861

                    #44
                    Captain Morgan's gay cousin, Admiral Nelson

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                    • jbrent95
                      SBR MVP
                      • 12-07-09
                      • 1221

                      #45
                      maddog 20/20
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                      • TonyP
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 09-20-09
                        • 8478

                        #46
                        Kentucky Delux
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                        • pdx107
                          SBR Wise Guy
                          • 06-20-09
                          • 923

                          #47
                          4Loko if you can find it of course
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                          • G's pks
                            Restricted User
                            • 01-01-09
                            • 22251

                            #48
                            enjoy life...no cost.
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                            • beach nut
                              SBR Wise Guy
                              • 03-18-09
                              • 589

                              #49
                              Try Everclear, less than $20 a bottle and 190 proof.
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                              • thadchr
                                SBR MVP
                                • 11-18-08
                                • 1335

                                #50
                                Did anyone mention cheap mouthwash yet? Ethyl alcohol??

                                It's Christmas man... buy yourself some Bailey's or something... it's once a year.
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                                • thadchr
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 11-18-08
                                  • 1335

                                  #51
                                  Originally posted by pdx107
                                  4Loko if you can find it of course
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                                  • thadchr
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 11-18-08
                                    • 1335

                                    #52
                                    In all seriousness though, any $10 1.75 liter of vodka would be enough to make you forget the whole day. You really can't get much cheaper than that.
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                                    • D3 Mighty Ducks
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 12-17-09
                                      • 11939

                                      #53
                                      Originally posted by eidolon
                                      jagermeister and Dr. Pepper
                                      One of my favorite drinks
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                                      • talnted
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 02-11-09
                                        • 1664

                                        #54
                                        four loko
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                                        • szk1983
                                          SBR Wise Guy
                                          • 07-08-06
                                          • 642

                                          #55
                                          colt 40's are the way to go!
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                                          • Davydave
                                            SBR Wise Guy
                                            • 07-01-08
                                            • 700

                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by Nevada
                                            box of wine!
                                            I 2nd this!
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                                            • StraitShooter
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 07-22-09
                                              • 10464

                                              #57
                                              Originally posted by stealthyburrito
                                              i'm sure everyone thinks this is a joke but its very true. you would get wasted pouring a few shots up the butthole.

                                              that, or you could buy some aristokrat.

                                              however wicked hangovers with that stuff.
                                              I seen on that show 1000 ways to die that if you do that it can kill you
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                                              • Full Time Hobo
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 05-16-10
                                                • 2778

                                                #58
                                                Devil's spring vodka.

                                                Dirt cheap and will fuk you up. Merry xmas
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                                                • scarp
                                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                                  • 01-12-10
                                                  • 697

                                                  #59
                                                  haha nice... prob take some shots before you get there too!
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                                                  • Manaconda
                                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                                    • 03-22-10
                                                    • 818

                                                    #60
                                                    svedka vodka is cheap and pretty good for the price, also doesnt smell bad if your drinking a coke or something with it
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                                                    • 30K Millionaire
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 08-10-10
                                                      • 2003

                                                      #61
                                                      It's christmas eve, why not treat yourself to something nice?
                                                      instead of drinking cheap crap
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                                                      • Dannyc
                                                        SBR Rookie
                                                        • 12-24-10
                                                        • 3

                                                        #62
                                                        This Forum is about money! So just join the club..... Bankers Club Vodka that is... it's cheap an tasty about 8 dollars a fifth and don't smell as harsh as other liquors!
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                                                        • slatter
                                                          SBR Sharp
                                                          • 11-15-10
                                                          • 472

                                                          #63
                                                          Mouthwash (j/k)
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                                                          • bostonbruins
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 04-02-08
                                                            • 3272

                                                            #64
                                                            Have to say cheap wine, enjoy the hangover
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                                                            • minet123
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 02-17-07
                                                              • 10280

                                                              #65
                                                              1)Purchase one percoet off the streets
                                                              2)Call local Methadone clinic
                                                              3)Crush up and snort pill right before you have Medical exam
                                                              4)During Q and A segment with doctor tell them you up until a few days ago you where doing about 4 bags a day,also claim you are dog dirt poor and need county assistance
                                                              5)Show up every morning for free buzz and after two weeks tell them the dose is not working and needs to be upped 25 **
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                                                              • stealthyburrito
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 05-12-09
                                                                • 21562

                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by talnted
                                                                four loko
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                                                                • Killer_Demo
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 06-15-08
                                                                  • 8409

                                                                  #67
                                                                  Md 20/20
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                                                                  • Roy Halladay
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 09-27-10
                                                                    • 1074

                                                                    #68
                                                                    Originally posted by Tuna Fish Riot
                                                                    Ingesting alcohol anally will do the trick.
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                                                                    • DwightShrute
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 01-17-09
                                                                      • 102788

                                                                      #69
                                                                      magic mushrooms - they are free
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                                                                      • jwbama23
                                                                        SBR MVP
                                                                        • 01-17-10
                                                                        • 2373

                                                                        #70
                                                                        1 lortab and 1-2 glasses of Red wine. Nobody will think anything funny and you will be the most relaxed you have ever been
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