Cheapest way to stay buzzed?

**ryanjep** · 12-23-10, 07:04 PM

any hard liquor will work more than beer? find something that you like the taste of and bottoms up!

**brooks85** · 12-23-10, 07:05 PM

make some kind of hairy buffalo and add fruit that way you will have more alcohol in the end.

**DrStale** · 12-23-10, 07:06 PM

Hard liquor that's cheap is a pretty broad category.

**B1GER1C828** · 12-23-10, 07:06 PM

rubinoff.

tastes like asshole tho

**KingKolzig** · 12-23-10, 07:08 PM

Originally posted by B1GER1C828

rubinoff.

tastes like asshole tho

hahaha i goggled that. "dirt alcohol made in somerville ma".............i drew up north of boston. lol. my friend dates a brazilian from somerville, illegal lol

**KingKolzig** · 12-23-10, 07:11 PM

k thanks fellas. i was looking for a brand of hard alcohol that is dirt cheap. and taste doesnt matter, ill be sneaking it in a pepsi can

**firedawg** · 12-23-10, 07:12 PM

seafarer rum..... cheap, but not bad

**unde0087** · 12-23-10, 07:19 PM

you can buy a cheap vodka or whiskey. just go to a bottle shop. I used to get this bottle of vodka called Lewis and Clark in college. You could get a 5th for like $8. Then just put it into a powerade. You can barely taste it.

**EDDIE MONEY LINE** · 12-23-10, 07:25 PM

drink all their liquer

**eidolon** · 12-23-10, 07:28 PM

jagermeister and Dr. Pepper

**shaggy3000** · 12-23-10, 07:43 PM

man get some Castillo. its a rum that is $18 a handle and taste great. it mixes real well with pepsi. the silver is well worth it even when youre at home. i drink it all the time watching winners come in!

**stevek173** · 12-23-10, 07:50 PM

Natty Ice crushes my stomach, that 's just me though.

The cheapest I would say is some bottom shelf vodka and about half a container of Tums.

GL and stay hydrated.

**B1GER1C828** · 12-23-10, 07:54 PM

Originally posted by KingKolzig

hahaha i goggled that. "dirt alcohol made in somerville ma".............i drew up north of boston. lol. my friend dates a brazilian from somerville, illegal lol

lol ya i live near boston...cheap way to get drunk though. but ya...the taste is just so so so bad. lol but when you 17-18, it works.

**BatemanPatrickl** · 12-23-10, 07:55 PM

LMAO; this guy does not have a girlfriend. He is 31 and lives with his retired parents in an "active" community located in Central Florida. Plus he is at Florida State so he should be able to find some free booze.

King Kolstiff.

**MendozaLine** · 12-23-10, 07:58 PM

Mad dogs, or King Cobras

Dont let the smooth taste fool you

**BatemanPatrickl** · 12-23-10, 08:01 PM

King Kolstiff.

**jjgold** · 12-23-10, 08:09 PM

Guy you need rehab

Forget getting high its not the answer

**Thunder Gulch** · 12-23-10, 08:11 PM

Smoke quality weed (only where legal).

**saintjames** · 12-23-10, 08:14 PM

molson xxx beer has 8% alcohol (16 proof)

**sjm5122** · 12-23-10, 08:17 PM

skol and monster, cheap, delicious

**Coldpimpin** · 12-23-10, 08:17 PM

Huffing gold paint is the best! Plus you'll look like a million bucks in the morning. No hangover either !

**Sidetracked** · 12-23-10, 08:19 PM

gotta go with the general popov

**ByeShea** · 12-23-10, 08:20 PM

Dip some cigarettes in embalming fluid, let them dry overnight.

Step outside and have a smoke or two a day while at gf's house.

You'll be fine.

**Tuna Fish Riot** · 12-23-10, 08:30 PM

Ingesting alcohol anally will do the trick.

**Salmon Steak** · 12-23-10, 08:43 PM

hand sanitizer... but you might die. But hey, you can die from drinking too much water. Just don't let the fam see you drinking it... don't really drink it

**Nevada** · 12-23-10, 09:07 PM

box of wine!

**stevek173** · 12-23-10, 09:09 PM

slam your head against a wall. it is free and the concussion will simulate a buzz in some ways.

**onetrickpony** · 12-23-10, 09:13 PM

pour a beer in ur anushole

**RonPaul2008** · 12-23-10, 09:26 PM

Cannabis is cheaper, not to mention better, then alcohol.

**THE PROFIT** · 12-23-10, 09:29 PM

KK, I stayed drunk for many years, so I can help you out here. It all depends on how "high" you want to be & do you have to hide it?

I mean, staying buzzed is easy as fuk, but do you have to do it on the down low???

A couple shots of jaeger an hour will do it, I usually just sip on gin & juice or vodka & your choice if you want to be discreet. Take a couple tabs & just sip on the drink of your choice.

This is the holidays, if you love your GF you will make the most of the time with her family because more than likely you will not be with her next year & you will cherish these moments with her family.

Meeting new people & learning what you can from them is what lifes all about, so dont be so fuked up that you cant enjoy that, just fuked up enough to really let it sink in.

I would suggest just smoking some good bud & be done with the alcohol.

Have a Merry Xmas

**KingKolzig** · 12-23-10, 09:55 PM

Originally posted by THE PROFIT

KK, I stayed drunk for many years, so I can help you out here. It all depends on how "high" you want to be & do you have to hide it?

I mean, staying buzzed is easy as fuk, but do you have to do it on the down low???

A couple shots of jaeger an hour will do it, I usually just sip on gin & juice or vodka & your choice if you want to be discreet. Take a couple tabs & just sip on the drink of your choice.

This is the holidays, if you love your GF you will make the most of the time with her family because more than likely you will not be with her next year & you will cherish these moments with her family.

Meeting new people & learning what you can from them is what lifes all about, so dont be so fuked up that you cant enjoy that, just fuked up enough to really let it sink in.

I would suggest just smoking some good bud & be done with the alcohol.

Have a Merry Xmas

yes good advice. shes kinda a bitch and her sisters are bigger bitches. pant suits kind of bitches. God i hate em. her dad is a cool guy so ill be hanging out with him mostly. but i would like to stay drunk. ive looked into cheaper sh1t but jm seems like i can hide it best. i havent had anything to drink in weeks so it will hit me hard. thanks for the advice everyone

Merry Christmas

**Cuse0323** · 12-23-10, 10:01 PM

cheap vodka if you're trying to hide it, doesn't have as strong a smell as other liquors. mix that shit with some cranberry juice in a vitamin water bottle and you're good to go.

**KingKolzig** · 12-23-10, 10:02 PM

Originally posted by Cuse0323

cheap vodka if you're trying to hide it, doesn't have as strong a smell as other liquors. mix that shit with some cranberry juice in a vitamin water bottle and you're good to go.

i like the thinking but i cant walk around with anything i might get called on it. im going to have to make runs out to the car, which is doable cause i know where i can park and no one can see me

**Wiggums5** · 12-23-10, 10:13 PM

just buy vlad...a handle is like $10