If you were on a plane with an unruly passenger, would you...

**pavyracer** · 12-08-10, 11:15 PM

I would absolutely do but not before I give him at least one warning.

**THE PROFIT** · 12-09-10, 03:46 AM

what is unruly??? Im not going to airport jail for 6 hours for knocking out a drunk guy who wants more peanuts, no!

**tony_come** · 12-09-10, 03:57 AM

I would try and fart

to lighten the mood

**jarrod** · 12-09-10, 05:49 AM

if the guy's not a terrorist let be, if he's a possible, then whoop ass.

**obamaismyuncle** · 12-09-10, 06:17 AM

Originally posted by jarrod

if the guy's not a terrorist let be, if he's a possible, then whoop ass.

**jjgold** · 12-09-10, 07:24 AM

Deuce try it and I bet your in jail for 3 years plus a lawsuit

You cannot hit someone for being uruly

Hey Deuce I thought you were a lawyer??

Deuce maintenance men like you have ZERO education so actually do not know right from wrong, all you want to do is drink beer and fight

**wtf** · 12-09-10, 07:27 AM

better listen to jj deuce, he is pre-med

**whatsgood5** · 12-09-10, 08:03 AM

Prob commit murder...j/k

**HotStreak** · 12-09-10, 08:14 AM

Even if you do not get arrested for it, which you probably will, there is still civil court. People will sue the phuk out of you for the smallest things. Beating the shit out of them is likely to be very expensive. Someone sophisticated enough to travel by plane will likely have access to a lawyer.

If you have nothing to lose go ahead and assault random annoying strangers.

**shari91** · 12-09-10, 08:15 AM

Originally posted by THE PROFIT

what is unruly??? Im not going to airport jail for 6 hours for knocking out a drunk guy who wants more peanuts, no!

I was strip searched at LAX right after 9/11 because the name on my ticket didn't match the name on my passport ( my first name is hyphenated and the ticket just said Shari). Considering they threw me into paper panties and shine bright lights in my bits as they examined me, there's no way I'd ever want to actually provoke anything on a flight. Unless the person actually says "I want to kill you since I am eagerly awaiting my 40 virgins in the sky", your best bet is to stay the f away.

**pavyracer** · 12-09-10, 08:38 AM

I have been to many 10hr plus international flights were they have a free open bar. I have encountered many unruly passengers (drunk) in my life. Let me tell you one thing. If you were to fukk up an unruly passenger do it after the plane enters international waters because there is no jurisdiction there. So always wait until the plane is out in the middle of the ocean before you bloody your fists.

**jjgold** · 12-09-10, 08:44 AM

Who would not want to strip search Shari??

I would of payed $3,000 to witness that, was it taped??

**pavyracer** · 12-09-10, 08:46 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Who would not want to strip search Shari??

I would of payed $3,000 to witness that, was it taped??

I'm pretty sure we can find out JJ. Check on xtube.

**jjgold** · 12-09-10, 08:48 AM

Paver this thread just took another direction, I am trying to run scenario in my head right now as a guy rips Shari's clothes off and feels her all over. I swear this is the most bizarre thing I have ever heard on here.

Can you imagine how hard that guy got??? Someone saw Pics of Shari and claims she is like an 8

I cannot get this out of my mind now

**shari91** · 12-09-10, 09:11 AM

You're nutters.

It was a guy who started to search me but when it was decided that I was going to get strip searched they brought in a Hispanic chick. I'll never forget her because she said she liked my pedicure color.

**Deuce** · 12-09-10, 09:21 AM

Unreal

A lot of wise asses.

Be careful. Today you can't decipher a terrorist. Many are white college students looking to be heroes from Europe.

If the broads are panicking and I am about to go down to the nearest runway because of some jerkoff, I will snap.

**shari91** · 12-09-10, 09:25 AM

Let us broads panic. Half the time we're just overdramatic yentas anyway.

No point getting your ass throw in jail over a stoned Dutch dude who thinks he saw a vision of Muhammed in a cloud and now wants to go all jihady on your ass.

**katstale** · 12-09-10, 10:02 AM

It's amazing on those international flights with all kinds lof languages being spoken that "Shut the $%&* up and sit down before I bitch slap your ass" is instantly understood. This is usually all it takes, BUT if the stewardess is overwhelmed.....

**saintjames** · 12-09-10, 10:06 AM

open the window & throw him out

**Deuce** · 12-09-10, 10:08 AM

Originally posted by saintjames

open the window & throw him out

Not only would the entire plane lose oxygen, the entire plane in higher altitudes would be sucked out that door before you could say prick.

**pavyracer** · 12-09-10, 10:12 AM

Originally posted by Deuce

Not only would the entire plane lose oxygen, the entire plane in higher altitudes would be sucked out that door before you could say prick.

Deuce..You can't open a plane window. It's not a bus!!!

**SRBI** · 12-09-10, 10:16 AM

I would give em a wedgy.

**chilidog** · 12-09-10, 10:22 AM

Originally posted by saintjames

open the window & throw him out

I guess you've never been on a plane before...

**stevek173** · 12-09-10, 10:52 AM

Originally posted by SRBI

I would give em a wedgy.

cosign - and a warm hug and a compliment

**Deuce** · 12-09-10, 11:11 AM

Originally posted by pavyracer

Deuce..You can't open a plane window. It's not a bus!!!

No doors on planes? I enter and exit one every time I fly, guy.

**brxbmbers42** · 12-09-10, 11:22 AM

By unruly are we talking mikail terrorist unruly. Or just some pain in the ass. If it was a shoe bomber that needed to be subdued caught in the act.then yes. Love to kick his fukkin teeth in. If it was just some pain in the ass. Probably not. The airline doesn't pay me for security.

**RealSlimShady** · 12-09-10, 11:22 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Who would not want to strip search Shari??

I would of payed $3,000 to witness that, was it taped??

**pavyracer** · 12-09-10, 11:37 AM

Originally posted by Deuce

No doors on planes? I enter and exit one every time I fly, guy.

You can't open the door while the plane is flying at 35,000 ft at 600 mph. That stuff only happens in the movies guy.

**Deuce** · 12-09-10, 11:42 AM

Originally posted by pavyracer

You can't open the door while the plane is flying at 35,000 ft at 600 mph. That stuff only happens in the movies guy.

In the case of an emergency it will open. Trust me.

**jjgold** · 12-09-10, 12:29 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

Deuce..You can't open a plane window. It's not a bus!!!

Deuce is dumb fuk although he is a mid level attorney

I never knew you can open windows on a plane???

Man if I was security here is scene I would do with Shari...

Miss can you please come into the small room to the right, she will ask why and I will make up some fukkin bull shit that there appears to be metal showing up on her screening search and we need an in depth search. Ok she comes into room and I shut door, I stare at her with the sexy stare I have and tell her to strip down to nothing, I put on rubber gloves although she does not know I cut all the fukkin tops off so I have bare fingers exposed. I tell her to go up against wall spread wide, basically Iexplain to her to relax as this is only business and required by law. I start to feel her back but starring at her ass, I do not give a fuk if she has a fukkin bomb strapped to her back, al I care about is seeing her ass, then I start patting her

and feeling them a little while I still stare at her ass from behind. I work my hands down to her belly and buy now I say she is getting wet and I start to say "you like this don't you" she does not answer and then I pat her fukkin pussy down and I am hard as a rock , proceed to legs and then start my favorite pat down which is her butt cheeks , I work my exposed hands all over them and also open her cheeks up to see if she is hiding anything in there, I stare at it also. Well that is how it would go and I would also pull one crazy stunt and slip my business card between her butt cheeks hoping she calls. Who would not want to feel Shari up???????????

**Rod1010** · 12-09-10, 12:33 PM

JJ

**THE PROFIT** · 12-09-10, 12:44 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Deuce is dumb fuk although he is a mid level attorney

I never knew you can open windows on a plane???

Man if I was security here is scene I would do with Shari...

Miss can you please come into the small room to the right, she will ask why and I will make up some fukkin bull shit that there appears to be metal showing up on her screening search and we need an in depth search. Ok she comes into room and I shut door, I stare at her with the sexy stare I have and tell her to strip down to nothing, I put on rubber gloves although she does not know I cut all the fukkin tops off so I have bare fingers exposed. I tell her to go up against wall spread wide, basically Iexplain to her to relax as this is only business and required by law. I start to feel her back but starring at her ass, I do not give a fuk if she has a fukkin bomb strapped to her back, al I care about is seeing her ass, then I start patting her

and feeling them a little while I still stare at her ass from behind. I work my hands down to her belly and buy now I say she is getting wet and I start to say "you like this don't you" she does not answer and then I pat her fukkin pussy down and I am hard as a rock , proceed to legs and then start my favorite pat down which is her butt cheeks , I work my exposed hands all over them and also open her cheeks up to see if she is hiding anything in there, I stare at it also. Well that is how it would go and I would also pull one crazy stunt and slip my business card between her butt cheeks hoping she calls. Who would not want to feel Shari up???????????

this is fukin classic

**THE PROFIT** · 12-09-10, 12:46 PM

A big black woman at the airport in Atlanta threatened to throw me in jail because I got "mouthy" with her. I havent flown since. If I cant drive Im not going

**nosniboR11** · 12-09-10, 02:40 PM

well since the only people blowing up planes these days are muslims , so if its a muslim yes