Does playing a sport make you an athlete?

[Willie Bee]

What a dick! I'm wishing many bad things upon this chickensh¡t loser.

[Sportsgirl]

Now, to get back to the question this thread originally posed:

"I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player."
-John Kruk

[mofome]

Now, to get back to the question this thread originally posed:

"I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player."
-John Kruk

he only has one testicle, you would say asinine things if you were in that position as well.

[Sportsgirl]

he only has one testicle, you would say asinine things if you were in that position as well.

I'm currently in the position of having no testicles

[BadNina]

I have a spare set I can send you

[mofome]

I have a spare set I can send you

I take it you and your ex had a falling out?

[Sportsgirl]

I have a spare set I can send you

I'm down,

[Deuce]

Tiger Woods is an athlete. One of the best in the world.

[mofome]

Tiger Woods is an athlete. One of the best in the world.

yes, but playing golf doesn't make him an athlete. hes an athlete that happens to play golf. golf is what athletes play when they need a break from sports.

[BadNina]

I take it you and your ex had a falling out?

I keep all jewelry and testicles.

[mofome]

I keep all jewelry and testicles.

I asked an ex for a bracelet back once and she wouldn't give it back.

[Deuce]

yes, but playing golf doesn't make him an athlete. hes an athlete that happens to play golf. golf is what athletes play when they need a break from sports.

No, just like NASCAR is a sport.

1. an athletic activity requiring skill or physical prowess and often of a competitive nature, as racing, baseball, tennis, golf, bowling, wrestling, boxing, hunting, fishing, etc.

[BadNina]

I asked an ex for a bracelet back once and she wouldn't give it back.

Well, yeah.

[mofome]

No, just like NASCAR is a sport.

1. an athletic activity requiring skill or physical prowess and often of a competitive nature, as racing, baseball, tennis, golf, bowling, wrestling, boxing, hunting, fishing, etc.

Nascar is not a sport. Deuce, when are you gonna man up and start making your own rules?

[Sportsgirl]

I asked an ex for a bracelet back once and she wouldn't give it back.

You've dated other people?

[mofome]

Well, yeah.

If you break up with someone you should be able to get your stuff back.

[mofome]

You've dated other people?

that was just a hypothetical.

[Shark79]

Mo,

I personally dont consider many of the baseball players as athletes ... u can see some serious gutt in them.

[Sportsgirl]

that was just a hypothetical.

Nice recovery. 2-pointer from the top of the key.

[RageWizard]

I go fishing on a boat every once in a while. If I put on a Nascar style uniform and drop a bunch of fishing equipment manufactures, I think that would qualify me as a well trained athelete.

[Deuce]

Nascar is not a sport. Deuce, when are you gonna man up and start making your own rules?

I don't need to. I would like to everyday clowns get into a stock cars and drive around the track for 250 laps at 200MPH in over 100 degree temps for 4-5 hours at a time. Not gonna happen. It takes skill, discipline, and technique.

[mofome]

I don't need to. I would like to everyday clowns get into a stock cars and drive around the track for 250 laps at 200MPH in over 100 degree temps for 4-5 hours at a time. Not gonna happen. It takes skill, discipline, and technique.

yeah, but those things dont make you an athlete. being a great cook takes skill, discipline, and technique. cooking over that 450 degree oven, oh my. you just have to be under 5-7, a redneck, and not be good at sports and then you get into nascar instead.

[mofome]

Nice recovery. 2-pointer from the top of the key.

i feel like i just got some e-dry humping in. is that a sport?

[Sportsgirl]

i feel like i just got some e-dry humping in. is that a sport?

It is if you're playing it with me and you have to be an athlete.

[Sportsgirl]

If you break up with someone you should be able to get your stuff back.

Depends on why you gave the stuff. If it was a birthday/Christmas present, they get to keep it. If it was an engagement ring and that event never happens, I think you should give it back.

[mofome]

It is if you're playing it with me and you have to be an athlete.

denim on denim lovin

[mofome]

Depends on why you gave the stuff. If it was a birthday/Christmas present, they get to keep it. If it was an engagement ring and that event never happens, I think you should give it back.

i gave this girl something for christmas but i had help paying for it and i had to pay mom back. so i asked for it back so i could sell it and get my money but the biznotch said oh to be 18 again, i would just get my bud, who dated her sister, to go in and get it for me.

[Sportsgirl]

i gave this girl something for christmas but i had help paying for it and i had to pay mom back. so i asked for it back so i could sell it and get my money but the biznotch said oh to be 18 again, i would just get my bud, who dated her sister, to go in and get it for me.

I would have given it back if I knew that you hadn't paid for it yourself, but you're counting on the good-nature of someone when returning a gift isn't etiquettly required.

[mofome]

I would have given it back if I knew that you hadn't paid for it yourself, but you're counting on the good-nature of someone when returning a gift isn't etiquettly required.

yeah she didn't know i didn't pay for it all. it was like 300$ and i borrowed 75 or something from momma-dukes. then about a week later i found out some information and she had to go. she was at me and i was since i wasted that money.

[RageWizard]

i gave this girl something for christmas but i had help paying for it and i had to pay mom back. so i asked for it back so i could sell it and get my money but the biznotch said oh to be 18 again, i would just get my bud, who dated her sister, to go in and get it for me.

Dude, you gave a christmas gift but want it back now? I don't know about this. Did she give it up when the giftwrapping hit the floor? Even if she didn't I think your SOL.

[BadNina]

I kept my engagement ring even though the wedding never happened. I think he was getting them wholesale. But he gave it to me in a box on my birthday so I think that qulaifies as a birthday present.

[mofome]

Dude, you gave a christmas gift but want it back now? I don't know about this. Did she give it up when the giftwrapping hit the floor? Even if she didn't I think your SOL.

want it back now?

i was 18 at the time and yeah i wanted it back. if she had been honest in the first place i wouldn't have dated her back then. i kinda thought it would be funny to ask so i did, but yeah i would have taken it if she was giving it back. her dad was a big millionaire hot shot, they dont need anything.

dude

[Sportsgirl]

yeah she didn't know i didn't pay for it all. it was like 300$ and i borrowed 75 or something from momma-dukes. then about a week later i found out some information and she had to go. she was at me and i was since i wasted that money.

If she was cheating, it was in poor taste to even accept the gift to begin with.

[mofome]

If she was cheating, it was in poor taste to even accept the gift to begin with.

na, ive never been cheated on that i know of, this was something else i didn't like but she knew i would have a problem with it before and she lied. i don't take too kindly to lying.

btw, mods read these pms so when you sent those naked pics, the entire staff saw them.

[Sportsgirl]

btw, mods read these pms so when you sent those naked pics, the entire staff saw them.

I hope you bragged