Bet my cock on Denver tonight

[CougarSports]

Guess what happened when you make fun at a small guy with 4.5 inches.. He won... f\*\*k all of us.. Sh.it.

I don't think you can do anything with 4.5 inches anyway.. Might as well double up on your next bet to $30K LOL

[maximum]

grats on the 15 grand bro.. and grats to your d!ck not being cut.. lol

[illfuuptn]

Thanks for the support everybody! Did my big fat ******* dick own all of you or what? NOBODY who bet the Lakers is a good handicapper. You think the books didn't know what they were doing to you? They set a trap and you all bit the mother fuckin cheese. They handed money to smart sharps in return for ridiculous value from total ****-ups who can't help but bet the "LOCK" Lakers in this "SPOT" "RIGHT HERE."
The Lakers -3 can't lose? Well guess what, they were truly +4 and lose they did.

[rem sleep]

Thanks for the support everybody! Did my big fat ******* dick own all of you or what? NOBODY who bet the Lakers is a good handicapper. You think the books didn't know what they were doing to you? They set a trap and you all bit the mother fuckin cheese. They handed money to smart sharps in return for ridiculous value from total ****-ups who can't help but bet the "LOCK" Lakers in this "SPOT" "RIGHT HERE."
The Lakers -3 can't lose? Well guess what, they were truly +4 and lose they did.

how were the lakers truly +4 when the nuggets gave up 144 points to the fu*king pacers last game?

[castle]

Lol. Didn't have a play on this but +4 is just dumb. You're talking out of your ass now.

[illfuuptn]

how were the lakers truly +4 when the nuggets gave up 144 points to the fu*king pacers last game?

because I won and you lost

[rem sleep]

because I won and you lost

the only play I had tonight was celtics so how did I "lost"?

dont change the subject and answer the question if you can.

[illfuuptn]

the only play I had tonight was celtics so how did I "lost"?

dont change the subject and answer the question if you can.

because it was much more +EV for sportsbooks to take a hard side since 90% of the public was betting the Lakers. They win more money by putting out a bad line since Lakers backers would bet anyway. They essentially gave money to sharps in exchange for wayyy more money from LAL morons. Let me know if you need help reading this.

[Intuitive_Edge]

because I won and you lost

classic

[Michaelmakesit]

even if this post were close to true wouldnt you pick a easier game to win then choosing a team that turned the pacers into some kind of AllStar team and hasnt really looked good all year... This one should be a lay up for the lakers

lakers by 10 sorry man

Lakers will cover and blow the nuggets out.. Sorry but your cock will no longer be there LOL

Lakers cover tonight. You should just leave town right now.

i wonder if any of these posters actually took lakers or just posted it

[aznjeff07]

guess you get to keep your manhood

[vcj16]

congrats

[Ruifgalmeida]

this tread was the best ever ,congrats on your cock

[Above&Beyond]

[MrSink]

no units in sport betting nowadays, i will put some cocks today

[refrain87]

i wonder if any of these posters actually took lakers or just posted it

I just posted it in hopes that I'll hear the continuation of his dick being chopped off story. It sounds pretty interesting how he runs away or if he gets caught ect ect.. lots of possibilities. Congrats on your win though, your penis lives to see another day

[FilletMaster]

[DeeWizzle]

Congrats on the 15 unit win, on the 1 unit free pIay!

[$Burm$]

Glad you got to keep your cock. It's a great tool if used.

[phillybadboy]

[reppin_the_847]

I agree 100%. A year or two ago I was a rookie in the handicapping game, and even now I struggle with it at times and go into bad funks. BUT, if you looked at the Lakers last year, this was exactly the type of game that they would be garbage ATS & even lose straight up. The signs were there. Denver's not a bad ballclub, and they just returned home (with a day of rest) from a demoralizing loss vs. the Pacers. They ALWAYS get up to play the Lakers, and I even remember the Nugs dominating the Lakers on a road game at the Staples Center last year where I lost money on a wager. So just looking at past trends, Lakers backers HAVE to be weary when playing the Nugs. Congrats on the win btw. I took Denver first half +1.5 spread and lost, but got it right back when I took Denver Moneyline for the 2nd half.

Thanks for the support everybody! Did my big fat ******* dick own all of you or what? NOBODY who bet the Lakers is a good handicapper. You think the books didn't know what they were doing to you? They set a trap and you all bit the mother fuckin cheese. They handed money to smart sharps in return for ridiculous value from total ****-ups who can't help but bet the "LOCK" Lakers in this "SPOT" "RIGHT HERE."
The Lakers -3 can't lose? Well guess what, they were truly +4 and lose they did.

[Glitch]

no units in sport betting nowadays, i will put some cocks today

stay tuned for the "20-cock play of the year"

[The General]

Good call on Denver.

[GTS925]

Congrats Dude!

[Hochay]

Concockulations on your win. Cock Master.

[jashtonrich]

schwaiiiing! who says the pen is mightier than the sword? nice hit bud

[BL]

how can your cock only be worth 15G ?

[GTS925]

'Cause it's "Brand New". No girl has ever used it yet.

[riskyProps]

Good call! and you still got to keep your dick! I would like to see the next one you pull out of left field

[milwaukee mike]

congrats
but try to win with a little class rather than the "i knew denver would win, the lakers should've been +4" garbage

nobody with even 1/2 a brain thinks the lakers are a worse team than the nuggets (to be + more than home court advantage)

[moneygame]

Denver won and over.
Good pick.

[darkenergy]

No cock no glory, congrats, and enjoy your addition cock there

[Yi]

Cock-tacular!!! Nice win

[Manaconda]

congrats cock boy, now put it on the knicks -3 tonight!

[Lockitup1x]

you should keep track of cock plays in your sig, or start a thread, but it will only be a matter of time then.