Bet my cock on Denver tonight

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  • illfuuptn
    SBR MVP
    • 03-17-10
    • 1860

    #1
    Bet my cock on Denver tonight
    This local was taking up to 15k bets on the game tonight. I worked out a deal where I don't have to post up 15k. But if I lose, one of his people cuts my penis off. I figure I'll watch the first 3 quarters and if the lakers are in control I get the **** out of town. He might have people watching me though.
    Denver +3
  • ehp6737
    SBR MVP
    • 12-11-08
    • 4185

    #2
    So when you wake up tomorrow and have no cock, then what? Hope you like becoming a woman. Lakers romp in this spot. No question.
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    • illfuuptn
      SBR MVP
      • 03-17-10
      • 1860

      #3
      Originally posted by ehp6737
      So when you wake up tomorrow and have no cock, then what? Hope you like becoming a woman. Lakers romp in this spot. No question.
      Even if my cock gets cut off it'll still be a little bigger than yours
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      • Borat38
        SBR High Roller
        • 10-15-10
        • 177

        #4
        Take the ML if you have balls. (They're not gonna cut off your balls, are they?)
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        • Manaconda
          SBR Wise Guy
          • 03-22-10
          • 818

          #5
          so your just gonna have balls only or did you lose them already?
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          • Masu485
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 08-14-08
            • 7700

            #6
            there are many other games on which to bet cock. this isn't a good one
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            • illfuuptn
              SBR MVP
              • 03-17-10
              • 1860

              #7
              Originally posted by Masu485
              there are many other games on which to bet cock. this isn't a good one
              lol credit where it's due
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              • ehp6737
                SBR MVP
                • 12-11-08
                • 4185

                #8
                Originally posted by illfuuptn
                Even if my cock gets cut off it'll still be a little bigger than yours
                Everyone balls are bigger....in cyberspace
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                • WvGambler
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 04-19-10
                  • 11618

                  #9
                  Be careful biting into that sandwich from the deli tomorrow boys. Lakers roll.
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                  • Snowball
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 11-15-09
                    • 30054

                    #10
                    you must be getting paid in cock also
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                    • kobefanatic
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 01-19-10
                      • 9013

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Snowball
                      you must be getting paid in cock also
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                      • kobefanatic
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 01-19-10
                        • 9013

                        #12
                        damn why did you wager your cock?
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                        • Jakesteen
                          SBR Wise Guy
                          • 04-22-10
                          • 653

                          #13
                          That's Awesome Man!
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                          • rm18
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 09-20-05
                            • 22291

                            #14
                            nene has no balls and you have no cock
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                            • triqy
                              SBR Wise Guy
                              • 11-19-09
                              • 800

                              #15
                              Good luck to you my man, hopefully you have a dik tomorrrow and 15k more in your pocket
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                              • wikkidinsane
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 05-30-10
                                • 13799

                                #16
                                Paid in full COCK
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                                • onetrickpony
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 08-23-10
                                  • 9434

                                  #17
                                  no nuts no glory
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                                  • dskibin2
                                    SBR Sharp
                                    • 07-09-09
                                    • 313

                                    #18
                                    Lakers win this one easy, sorry man
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                                    • milwaukee mike
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 08-22-07
                                      • 26914

                                      #19
                                      if they cut off your penis do you still owe the 15k or is your cock the payment?
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                                      • dimon
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 08-14-09
                                        • 1159

                                        #20
                                        so many retarted people here
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                                        • Sunde91
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 11-26-09
                                          • 8325

                                          #21
                                          Love this. GL.
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                                          • Glitch
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 07-08-09
                                            • 11795

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Snowball
                                            you must be getting paid in cock also

                                            ahhhh hahahaha


                                            i agree the nugs will win. lakers should be 7,8 point favorites.
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                                            • rthoughton
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 12-27-09
                                              • 1992

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Manaconda
                                              so your just gonna have balls only or did you lose them already?
                                              he must have balls to bet his cock.
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                                              • Intuitive_Edge
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 07-22-09
                                                • 1644

                                                #24
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                                                • scottyboy
                                                  SBR Rookie
                                                  • 10-27-10
                                                  • 20

                                                  #25
                                                  great thread
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                                                  • bobbyfk
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 01-19-09
                                                    • 15218

                                                    #26
                                                    I am on Denver as well

                                                    Good luck!
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                                                    • ndntarget
                                                      SBR Sharp
                                                      • 09-27-10
                                                      • 316

                                                      #27
                                                      so if u lose and he cuts u cock off does he keep it?
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                                                      • vyomguy
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 12-08-09
                                                        • 5794

                                                        #28
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                                                        • Rixsaw
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 10-23-08
                                                          • 4532

                                                          #29
                                                          Unlike a pitbull, when the cock stop fighting, it is useless. So no harm in losing it.
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                                                          • Snowball
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 11-15-09
                                                            • 30054

                                                            #30
                                                            Nugget backers face down licking that Laker juice on the spread.

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                                                            • TheShinySuitMan
                                                              SBR Rookie
                                                              • 07-30-10
                                                              • 15

                                                              #31
                                                              What will you do with the 2.5 cocks profit?
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                                                              • JayTrotter
                                                                SBR Sharp
                                                                • 03-27-10
                                                                • 320

                                                                #32
                                                                hold on to your cock.. this one might be a close one..
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                                                                • B1GER1C828
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 07-31-07
                                                                  • 10244

                                                                  #33
                                                                  will be a good game...over 211 is a good bet as well
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                                                                  • krazey47409
                                                                    Restricted User
                                                                    • 11-04-09
                                                                    • 2431

                                                                    #34
                                                                    i got a cock and 2 balls on this two
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                                                                    • ShowMeDaMoney
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 04-04-07
                                                                      • 1056

                                                                      #35
                                                                      lakers win and cover. i'll likely take the money line though just in case.

                                                                      was considering parlaying miami\lal but it seems so damn square.

                                                                      pays +114.... what you guys think?
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