Originally posted by ZetaPsi808
How to catch a cheating wife?
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Marigold HDSBR Hall of Famer
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#36Good find. Much much cheaper too.Comment -
rem sleepSBR MVP
- 10-04-10
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#37best bet would be to check her phone when shes showering or cooking, tell her you need to make a call and your cell battery is low or you cant find your phone and then go into the other room and close the door, start talking outloud about sports or work or something but really go thru her call log and text messagesComment -
ZetaPsi808SBR Posting Legend
- 09-18-08
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#38that would work.Originally posted by rem sleepbest bet would be to check her phone when shes showering or cooking, tell her you need to make a call and your cell battery is low or you cant find your phone and then go into the other room and close the door, start talking outloud about sports or work or something but really go thru her call log and text messages
i think the wifes phone is password protected so you would need to politely ask her to unlock it for youComment -
shari91BARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 02-23-10
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#39Exactly. Unless you're one of those overly possessive husbands, I'm 100% sure a faithful woman doesn't bring her phone into the shower or sleep with it under her pillow. I can't even think of a situation where I'd do this myself other than when my baby was in the hospital. Other than that - never.Originally posted by kmarinouofm
Dude that is ******* weird.. i mean do u have a history of going through her shit.. that is just too weird for me..
Yep. An ex installed one of those keystroke logger programs on both of my computers and apparently it gave him access to everything. I'm pretty sure it wouldn't have been expensive either since he was the cheapest piece of shit I've ever met.Originally posted by Marigold HDThe best way is to purchase a program for your PC that records all emails, pwds, chat logs or anything typed ingeneral. I think it's called PC Pandora. Well worth the investment for peace of mind.
Very true.Originally posted by mtneer1212even if she is the cheater, there is no guarantee you will get the kids......Comment -
SportNutSBR MVP
- 05-16-07
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#40You could get a gps device from radio shack and hide it in her car..it's small and hideable...Comment -
Baxter Man13Restricted User
- 09-09-10
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#41Sorry man but shes cheating. This is a big red flag, in the shower, under her bed....sorryOriginally posted by TWEETSHer phone has not been out of her possession for about a year, that's part of my suspicion. And yes, even in the shower it is with her, and under her pillow at night.Comment -
SportNutSBR MVP
- 05-16-07
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#42Or buy some hardcore drug put in her car or illegal weapons..lol..then have someone call the cops on her...then try a way to keep the kid after...judge will get on tlyiur side..Comment -
Baxter Man13Restricted User
- 09-09-10
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#43She probably deletes them every second she can, i knew someone like this and it was programmed in there daily routine to delete everything every second they could. As soon as she sent a text, she deleted it, as soon as she got one she deleted it. And she was very fast and crafty, she had it down so good, she could delete them in her pocket and purse while having a convo with you face to facem and she would pull out lipstick or chapstick making it like she was going through her purse.Originally posted by rem sleepbest bet would be to check her phone when shes showering or cooking, tell her you need to make a call and your cell battery is low or you cant find your phone and then go into the other room and close the door, start talking outloud about sports or work or something but really go thru her call log and text messages
If this was me, I would just cheat back and be sneaky and see how it makes her feel. And if she breaks down and starts getting jealous you know she loves you and wants to move on, and it is best for the kid as well.
BOL dudeComment -
DeuceBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#44Broads are all fukkin suspect if you ask me. DTA, don't trust anybody.Comment -
kmarinouofmSBR Hall of Famer
- 01-26-09
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#45Shari what woman wants to be woken up by her cell phone while sleeping? A doctor?
Tweets Don't you pay her cell phone bill? Do you at least have access to her bills? How do you not have a family plan with your wife? I would use the cell phone against her.. Get the bill.. get the phone.. get online check it all out..
if she is cheating.. there will be text messages.. or phone calls that show up over and over and over again..
Also if you are lucky you might get your hands on some photos sent via text or mms .. they are saved online sometimes..Comment -
pacoSBR Aristocracy
- 05-07-09
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#46Kill her.
J/k
Not really, I would. Just not in America.Comment -
kmarinouofmSBR Hall of Famer
- 01-26-09
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#47paco would be on vacation with his kids while his wife got taken care of away on "business" ...
LIfe insurance pays triple if away on business...
Paco.. what the hell is going on with JJ , Brock , and LV.. you the Capo.. don't tell me someone wasn't kicking up to you..Comment -
Baxter Man13Restricted User
- 09-09-10
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#48I used to think just like this, I was raised to think this. After being with my gf for 2 years, I have completely changed my thoughts on 'broads", They are more trusting then "friends"Originally posted by DeuceBroads are all fukkin suspect if you ask me. DTA, don't trust anybody.Comment -
kingSBR Wise Guy
- 01-15-09
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#49BS software it will have problems with anti virus programs. It will also piss people off to configure it correctly. All anti virus programs will read it as a virus. I know because I got my degree in computer science from Cornell and work in the field.Originally posted by ZetaPsi808buy this thing
Family Cyber Alert: Parental Control and Keylogger
All-in-one PC Internet Activity Monitor, version 4.37
http://cgi.ebay.com/Family-Cyber-Ale...item3a5f8b7344
I offered him a service that I will create a program for him that can do things that commercial monitors won't. Anti Virus programs won't read it also if I created a program for him to spy.Comment -
Margin WalkerSBR High Roller
- 01-10-10
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#50Not to rain on the parade but will proof of adultery get you primary custody of your child (children)?Comment -
Baxter Man13Restricted User
- 09-09-10
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#51No, not at all. Unless the kid see's them fukking and he "testifies" in court, yes maybeOriginally posted by Margin WalkerNot to rain on the parade but will proof of adultery get you primary custody of your child (children)?Comment -
ZetaPsi808SBR Posting Legend
- 09-18-08
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#52Originally posted by kingBS software it will have problems with anti virus programs. It will also piss people off to configure it correctly. All anti virus programs will read it as a virus. I know because I got my degree in computer science from Cornell and work in the field.
I offered him a service that I will create a program for him that can do things that commercial monitors won't. Anti Virus programs won't read it also if I created a program for him to spy.

can we see this service?Comment -
QuantumLeapSBR Hall of Famer
- 08-22-08
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#53Seriously, get the best divorce attorney in the city. He will tell you everything you can do to **** her over legally to get custody. He can also tell you how to transfer finances before the actual declaration of a divorce.
Q: Why are divorce attorneys so damn expensive?
A: Because they're worth it.Comment -
melia26SBR Sharp
- 10-16-08
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#54My friend came into work tonight with his new iphone. He told me about this spy app that he's going to buy for .99. You type in a phone number, cell or land line, and it will silently (without the other party's knowledge) show you the address where the phone is located. He is going to download it tonight and show me tomorrow. I told him that is extremely creepy and an invasion of privacy but he's very excited about it. I will let you know the name of the app tomorrow.Comment -
tatommackSBR MVP
- 10-10-08
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#55put a gps in her car we did that for a friend of mine then we got into her email oh man it had been going on for a yearComment -
kmarinouofmSBR Hall of Famer
- 01-26-09
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#56start talking to all the good attorneys in your city asap.. meet with all the one's that will meet with you.. just in case you have to hire one.. later on.. if she decides she wants to hire an attorney to represent her.. she will have a tough time finding a decent one..
i love sopranos.. .i don't even know if this shit is true..Comment -
tatommackSBR MVP
- 10-10-08
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#57i dought that but i guess it could put you to the nearest cell towerOriginally posted by melia26My friend came into work tonight with his new iphone. He told me about this spy app that he's going to buy for .99. You type in a phone number, cell or land line, and it will silently (without the other party's knowledge) show you the address where the phone is located. He is going to download it tonight and show me tomorrow. I told him that is extremely creepy and an invasion of privacy but he's very excited about it. I will let you know the name of the app tomorrow.Comment -
Baxter Man13Restricted User
- 09-09-10
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#58hahah I know exactlly what episode your talking about.Originally posted by kmarinouofmstart talking to all the good attorneys in your city asap.. meet with all the one's that will meet with you.. just in case you have to hire one.. later on.. if she decides she wants to hire an attorney to represent her.. she will have a tough time finding a decent one.. i love sopranos.. .i don't even know if this shit is true..
And yes it is true
Its called a conflict of interest, when he consults all of the best ones, she cannot hire any of those attorneys because simply, a conflict of interest......Comment -
Baxter Man13Restricted User
- 09-09-10
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#59ugh idk man, its us fukking up relationships that make these educated greaseballs/thieves so rich. he needs to find out what is not making her happy and fix it, for the childs sake....ovibouslly she was happy at one point to marry him, so find out what went wrong and fix it..Originally posted by QuantumLeapSeriously, get the best divorce attorney in the city. He will tell you everything you can do to **** her over legally to get custody. He can also tell you how to transfer finances before the actual declaration of a divorce. Q: Why are divorce attorneys so damn expensive? A: Because they're worth it.Comment -
shari91BARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 02-23-10
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#60This is also true. I wasn't cheating but because I was always accused of rooting any male friend, I became an expert at covering my tracks on my cell phone just to avoid any unnecessary trouble. If she has half a brain, his number will be saved under a female name and she'll delete everything as quickly as she sends/receives it. The only hope with the cell phone is if she's a bit of a romantic - she may have something saved in one of her folders but she'd have to be a bit of a dolt to do so. I know you used to be able to access other peoples' voicemail if you had their password. Each cell provider has a number you can call to check your voicemail if your phone is dead, etc... But again, you'd need to figure out her password to do it.Originally posted by Baxter Man13
She probably deletes them every second she can, i knew someone like this and it was programmed in there daily routine to delete everything every second they could. As soon as she sent a text, she deleted it, as soon as she got one she deleted it. And she was very fast and crafty, she had it down so good, she could delete them in her pocket and purse while having a convo with you face to facem and she would pull out lipstick or chapstick making it like she was going through her purse.
I agree. Unless your child or family member is ill or your child is old enough to be out at a late night party or something and you're worried about them, there is no rational explanation for sleeping with your phone under your pillow. There have been times I've taken my phone into the bathroom with me when I was having a shower if I was expecting an important phone call but again, I'd never have a problem with my partner picking up my phone and having a look at it at any point as I never have anything to hide.Originally posted by kmarinouofmShari what woman wants to be woken up by her cell phone while sleeping? A doctor?Comment -
iifoldSBR Posting Legend
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#61Shari, what % of chicks are whores?Comment -
iifoldSBR Posting Legend
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#62my guess is 83%Comment -
shari91BARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 02-23-10
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#63Probably lower than that but we're definitely capable of dodgy behaviour. The worst part is that most guys are so clueless and refuse to believe their women would cheat on them because their egos are too damn big so with a little bit of brain work on our parts, it's quite easy to get away with it if we want to.Originally posted by iifoldmy guess is 83%Comment -
Marigold HDSBR Hall of Famer
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#64I get in trouble for sleeping with the phone near me and taking it everywhere I go. I'm honest getting a dirty looks right now as I'm typing this right now. But there is no way I'm cheating on her.Comment -
Donkwin47SBR MVP
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#65God I'm really comming to fully hate women in today's society as a rule.. Fvking b*tches dude. Sorry bro, just make sure to nail this cvnt to the wall n dominate in court.Comment -
sweethookSBR Posting Legend
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#66hell just ask her , you 2 may need look into swingin. or swapin , share and share a like yal can make it work. if shes gettin some extra shel wanta little more. you see , but alway remenber thats never realy your stuff anyway ,you'l learnComment -
wtfSBR Posting Legend
- 08-22-08
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#67your rightOriginally posted by Donkwin47God I'm really comming to fully hate women in today's society as a rule.. Fvking b*tches dude. Sorry bro, just make sure to nail this cvnt to the wall n dominate in court.
with the feminist movement and their demand for equality it has not made them more "evolved"
the role of men has basically stayed the same
but woman has changed dramatically , and not for the better
stupid holes want equal everything, till the fukin check for dinner arrivesComment -
Cap dat 4ssRestricted User- 10-11-10
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#68Look Brother, You're now in whats called an open relationship. Chill the fvuck out and enjoy it. Play it cool and you might talk her into eating some snatch one night.Comment -
Christina33SBR Sharp
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#69JJ Gold is banging your wife. But dont worry about it. JJ will be a wonderful step-father to your kid!Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
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#70Zeta has best ideas, this kid is into the shit.
Ok if you do catch here and post vids here on sbr you will become a sbr legend and i swear even if you make only 5 posts in the month I will award you poster of the month in a landslide.
I love this stuff, would love to watch a sex video involving sbr posters familyComment
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