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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #36
    I never read past routine threads
    as of now pretty simple
    of course in between all of this posting, rug maintenance

    6:00 AM-7:00 AM POST
    7:00AM-7:30 AM Breakfast
    8:00AM-9:00 AM Power lifting, working out..strong ARMS
    9:00AM-10:00AM POST
    10:00AM-11:00AM HORNED UP.. Sticking it in with velvet springs and of course famous jelly ICE
    11:00AM-12:00PM DANCE LESSONS with Sherri little legs Cassini
    12:00 PM-1:00PM LUNCH// JEWISH STYLE.get a clue,,,Italian Pastry for DESERT
    1:00PM -2:00 PM POST , listen to FUNK
    2:00PM-2:30PM Flirty with escorts on phone..favorite 30 minutes of day
    2:30PM-3:30PM POST, SNACKS...anyone every eat Porn Legs with MUSTARD???
    3:30PM-4:00PM Handicap, call MICKEY FROM CRIS DAILY
    4:00PM-4:30PM Bet hunches, scour internet for insecure 60 year olds female that want to get laid
    4:30PM-5:00PM Post...peek and duck sessions..BLIND WORK
    5:00PM -6:00PM..DINER..Usually Italian/German Dishes
    6:00PM-6:30 PM..WORK IT mentally and of course GAMES OF CHANCE..DICE
    6:30PM-7:00PM NY SHEET PLAYS from LOCAL BOOKS
    7:00PM-8:00PM POST, BET OUT
    8:00PM-9:00PM Post, dance, watch games , slight tingles of the veins and wrench
    9:00PM-10:00PM..DANCE, CLUB AND Disco, watch games..getting the urge.SNOWMAN
    10:00PM-11:00PM..Post , grade, watch the circle move up and down
    11:00PM-12:00AM..SWEAT, GRAD, POST, DANCE..SNAcks..Homemade Parachute DONUTS VIA blue condoms
    12:00AM-1:30 AM.... GAMETIME..all the real action come together, global online sex orgies, simulated projection sex with Irish WOMEN ..dying to pull the pork with high or low end sexscorts..tease and pull back games
    1:30Am-3:00AM---SNOWMAN, Alley Dealers if free to deliver..small peek and duck action with open seams if I see them adjacent neighboring women..finale..EXPLODE..SHAFTMASTER..wit h electric pulse shocks

    GOOD NIGHT
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    • manny24
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 10-22-07
      • 20046

      #37
      wait a second here

      are you banging your couch every morning between 10-11?

      everything else looks the same as the rest of us
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      • onlooker
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 08-10-05
        • 36572

        #38
        So...what do you do between 7:30am and 8am?
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        • RSSports
          SBR Rookie
          • 01-05-13
          • 26

          #39
          Now there is Cam Sex, phone sex is so 2010.
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          • ronald
            SBR MVP
            • 10-31-05
            • 4921

            #40
            So much new terminology here, Coach. I can't keep up.

            What does SNOWMAN mean? And VELVET SPRINGS??

            Instant classic.
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            • Sam Odom
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 10-30-05
              • 58063

              #41
              Originally posted by jjgold


              3:30PM-4:00PM Handicap, call MICKEY FROM CRIS DAILY
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              • jjgold
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-20-05
                • 388179

                #42
                Sammy when it comes to handicapping I am A BIG BOY
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                • Deuce
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 01-12-08
                  • 29843

                  #43
                  Originally posted by jjgold
                  Sammy when it comes to handicapping I am A BIG BOY
                  You're a fukkin nut.
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                  • jjgold
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-20-05
                    • 388179

                    #44
                    Deuce let's not deny it

                    You're a big boy physically

                    I'm a big boy in the gambling field
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                    • No coincidences
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 01-18-10
                      • 76300

                      #45
                      Originally posted by bobbyfk
                      5:00AM Workout, jog like 5 minutes in my place, bench press a little (around 50lbs), 10 push-ups, 5 sit-ups, 10 curls (15lbs), throw the medicine ball around for another 5 or so/ .

                      5:45AM- Power breakfast, 2 eggs, 5 slices bacon, 10 slices tailor ham, a few sausages, glass of milk, a stick of oriole cookies

                      6:30 Shower and sing tunes for like a 1/2 hour. Usually then put on a jumpsuite and my chains and here is something new. I bought this shit that is suppose to make your rooster grow, so I throw some if on shaft and head. It is some type of powder. I do it everyday. Finally cement rug on and comb it and inspect it a lot.

                      7:15AM- Hit the forum, post some shit to my pupils

                      7:30AM- I make some calls for early wise guy plays around the country.

                      8:00Am Duke this kid down the hallway to get me the racing forms and every addition.

                      8:15AM- Usually a big timer from newark calls me seeing what is up.
                      The guy is trying to get me into a 3 card monte game outside. I don't leave my pad much.

                      8:40 Start reasearching the net and looking for edges, looking at line services and looking for bad / weak numbers . Make a few posts

                      9:45AM- I call the track starters at each track I am betting and look for angles to bet. I also have a few track clockers in my back pocket so I get good shit to bet.

                      10:15AM- Look out the window and shit and see whats up. I usually conduct most of my biz from the window and guys stand below to get assignments. I throw out usually bazookas gums to the kids for 5 minutes and these kids go fukkin wild battling for it. A ritual we have.
                      Make a few posts

                      10:45AM- Getting edgy, early race cards getting closer. I usually go play a hold-em game ($50/$100) for like an hour. I fuk around in there chatting and trying to pick up chicks. Or if not poker usually kids cut school and we play ps2 for a while.

                      11:45- Will look at a few porn magazines and dream. Also watch pron for a little bit and try and learn and get Tips. Finally to cap off my sex hour I usually call the phone/chat lines ad talk to girls live and shit and they tell me what they want to do to me and everything. These girls sound really sexy too. Make a few posts

                      12:45 Pop some early doubles hard and get in my pick 4's. I have 4 cards usually in front of me and use only DRF paper addition

                      1:00 Bury some games and get good numbers. I usually move for a few Newark players too. Big lunch and usually have big macs everyday. The manager owes me so he delivers them

                      1:15PM- On the phone with Russ and telling him what books to watch fr and asking him where the early Canadian money is on. Boys you all wish you were as sharp as me. Make a few posts

                      1:30PM Usually these girls call back from the chat line wanting to talk nasty. We talk for like 10 minutes and then I tell them to fukkin bill me. They know I am big time so they like to call.

                      1:50 Betting still some ponies, make a few posts

                      2:30PM The HS kids come over and we eat and I let them bet with my horse accounts for a while. They all bring their own forms though and I supply only pretzles, chips, ice cream and soda. No smoking or drugs.

                      4:00PM Kids gone, make some calls to west coast and see what is up. Call sharks to make sure we are on same page. Pop pills for my paranois I developed. I have a few like thinking spiders are in every fukkin room, think my rug is loose or crooked, I do not like it dark. Always think raccoons are trying to get in, think my computer always crashes and finally fear of losing. I take shit for it though. Make a few posts

                      5:00 PM- kids yelling up to my window asking who I like and I give them games and amounts to bet and then they all run to walk up shops and put cash bets in. I also have dialogue with some locals from window and tellin them who to bet.

                      5:30 Again I throw bazooka bubble gum out the windows to the kids and give them like 100 pieces a session. This is so big now there are like 100 kids waiting for me to toss them out. What a fukkin battle to get gum. Make a few posts

                      6:00PM- the big players all come to my pad and we discuss the night and who we like and why. Secondly they always bring food and Italian it is.
                      Lots of sharps telling stories and all these guys on phone pounding games all over country.

                      7:15 Call Brett, Call Sportman,, Call Dimeplayers, action, action, action, post

                      7:30PM phone ringing constantly with info, on net banging plays

                      8:00 Snack, watch games, computer, ect and flip on porn a little.

                      8:40PM- post, poker, dance to some tunes

                      9:40 Hit the dating lines and leave lots of messages for women. I basically just say, strong, handsome, bear looking for my little cub to play with. It has not worked yet.

                      10:15PM Grade games, watch games, post, snack

                      11:00 Make contacts with sharks and workout payment plans, call locals, ect, post

                      12:00AM Play 3 card monte in hallway for an hour with neighbors

                      1:00AM Wrap up posting and i call a girl to chat sex with for a while, look at lines and stats, play video games.

                      2:00AM take my fukkin rug off and what a pain in the ass, glue all fukkin over and shit. I am cursing because it toes not come off easy. It usually takes like 30 minutes to get scalp clean and free of sticky glue becuase if not I pay for it in bed, My fukkin head sticks to the pillow and I get pissed off.

                      3:00AM watch porn and try to jack off if I can get it up. I usually pretend I am banging chick on tv, I out screen real close to me like I am there. I kind of pump bed

                      Eventually fall asleep for a little bit and back right at it.
                      Pound for pound, probably the best post ever at SBR.
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                      • sweethook
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 11-21-07
                        • 12667

                        #46
                        dam you busy j
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                        • firedawg
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 10-08-08
                          • 39219

                          #47
                          did bobby really come up with that
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                          • jjgold
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 07-20-05
                            • 388179

                            #48
                            I wrote that

                            Originally posted by firedawg
                            did
                            bobby really come up with that
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                            • yisman
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 09-01-08
                              • 75682

                              #49
                              bobby was just copying and pasting what he found
                              [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                              [/quote]

                              [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                              • manny24
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 10-22-07
                                • 20046

                                #50
                                we are all creatures of habit

                                having a schedule keeps you normal like coach
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                                • yisman
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 09-01-08
                                  • 75682

                                  #51
                                  Originally posted by manny24
                                  we are all creatures of habit

                                  having a schedule keeps you normal like coach
                                  Interesting definition of 'normal'...
                                  [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                  [/quote]

                                  [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                  • bigboydan
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 08-10-05
                                    • 55420

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                    Deuce let's not deny it

                                    You're a big boy physically

                                    I'm a big boy in the gambling field

                                    You're a "big boy" coach? And here I thought I was the only BIG BOY around these parts... I mean I would include Deuce but as you know most people around here just call him "senior sideways"
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                                    • gauchojake
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 09-17-10
                                      • 34117

                                      #53
                                      I am crushing some tailor ham this morning. Feels like I am going to win a lot of money today.
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                                      • deeppckts
                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                        • 12-19-12
                                        • 830

                                        #54
                                        I've already pounded 6 PARACHUTE DONUTS and after HALFTIME BETTING I will move on to some VELVET SPRINGS!!!
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                                        • jjgold
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 07-20-05
                                          • 388179

                                          #55
                                          this pockets a real clown

                                          I am cleaning Brass Shells
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                                          • lonegambler23
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 06-22-16
                                            • 9760

                                            #56
                                            where is bobbyfks nowadays?
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