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  • bobbyfk
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 01-19-09
    • 15218

    #1
    JJ is this still your daily routine?
    5:00AM Workout, jog like 5 minutes in my place, bench press a little (around 50lbs), 10 push-ups, 5 sit-ups, 10 curls (15lbs), throw the medicine ball around for another 5 or so/ .

    5:45AM- Power breakfast, 2 eggs, 5 slices bacon, 10 slices tailor ham, a few sausages, glass of milk, a stick of oriole cookies

    6:30 Shower and sing tunes for like a 1/2 hour. Usually then put on a jumpsuite and my chains and here is something new. I bought this shit that is suppose to make your cock grow, so I throw some if on shaft and head. It is some type of powder. I do it everyday. Finally cement rug on and comb it and inspect it a lot.

    7:15AM- Hit the forum, post some shit to my pupils

    7:30AM- I make some calls for early wise guy plays around the country.

    8:00Am Duke this kid down the hallway to get me the racing forms and every addition.

    8:15AM- Usually a big timer from newark calls me seeing what is up.
    The guy is trying to get me into a 3 card monte game outside. I don't leave my pad much.

    8:40 Start reasearching the net and looking for edges, looking at line services and looking for bad / weak numbers . Make a few posts

    9:45AM- I call the track starters at each track I am betting and look for angles to bet. I also have a few track clockers in my back pocket so I get good shit to bet.

    10:15AM- Look out the window and shit and see whats up. I usually conduct most of my biz from the window and guys stand below to get assignments. I throw out usually bazookas gums to the kids for 5 minutes and these kids go fukkin wild battling for it. A ritual we have.
    Make a few posts

    10:45AM- Getting edgy, early race cards getting closer. I usually go play a hold-em game ($50/$100) for like an hour. I fuk around in there chatting and trying to pick up chicks. Or if not poker usually kids cut school and we play ps2 for a while.

    11:45- Will look at a few porn magazines and dream. Also watch pron for a little bit and try and learn and get Tips. Finally to cap off my sex hour I usually call the phone/chat lines ad talk to girls live and shit and they tell me what they want to do to me and everything. These girls sound really sexy too. Make a few posts

    12:45 Pop some early doubles hard and get in my pick 4's. I have 4 cards usually in front of me and use only DRF paper addition

    1:00 Bury some games and get good numbers. I usually move for a few Newark players too. Big lunch and usually have big macs everyday. The manager owes me so he delivers them

    1:15PM- On the phone with Russ and telling him what books to watch fr and asking him where the early Canadian money is on. Boys you all wish you were as sharp as me. Make a few posts

    1:30PM Usually these girls call back from the chat line wanting to talk nasty. We talk for like 10 minutes and then I tell them to fukkin bill me. They know I am big time so they like to call.

    1:50 Betting still some ponies, make a few posts

    2:30PM The HS kids come over and we eat and I let them bet with my horse accounts for a while. They all bring their own forms though and I supply only pretzles, chips, ice cream and soda. No smoking or drugs.

    4:00PM Kids gone, make some calls to west coast and see what is up. Call sharks to make sure we are on same page. Pop pills for my paranois I developed. I have a few like thinking spiders are in every fukkin room, think my rug is loose or crooked, I do not like it dark. Always think raccoons are trying to get in, think my computer always crashes and finally fear of losing. I take shit for it though. Make a few posts

    5:00 PM- kids yelling up to my window asking who I like and I give them games and amounts to bet and then they all run to walk up shops and put cash bets in. I also have dialogue with some locals from window and tellin them who to bet.

    5:30 Again I throw bazooka bubble gum out the windows to the kids and give them like 100 pieces a session. This is so big now there are like 100 kids waiting for me to toss them out. What a fukkin battle to get gum. Make a few posts

    6:00PM- the big players all come to my pad and we discuss the night and who we like and why. Secondly they always bring food and Italian it is.
    Lots of sharps telling stories and all these guys on phone pounding games all over country.

    7:15 Call Brett, Call Sportman,, Call Dimeplayers, action, action, action, post

    7:30PM phone ringing constantly with info, on net banging plays

    8:00 Snack, watch games, computer, ect and flip on porn a little.

    8:40PM- post, poker, dance to some tunes

    9:40 Hit the dating lines and leave lots of messages for women. I basically just say, strong, handsome, bear looking for my little cub to play with. It has not worked yet.

    10:15PM Grade games, watch games, post, snack

    11:00 Make contacts with sharks and workout payment plans, call locals, ect, post

    12:00AM Play 3 card monte in hallway for an hour with neighbors

    1:00AM Wrap up posting and i call a girl to chat sex with for a while, look at lines and stats, play video games.

    2:00AM take my fukkin rug off and what a pain in the ass, glue all fukkin over and shit. I am cursing because it toes not come off easy. It usually takes like 30 minutes to get scalp clean and free of sticky glue becuase if not I pay for it in bed, My fukkin head sticks to the pillow and I get pissed off.

    3:00AM watch porn and try to jack off if I can get it up. I usually pretend I am banging chick on tv, I out screen real close to me like I am there. I kind of pump bed

    Eventually fall asleep for a little bit and back right at it.
  • firedawg
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    #2
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    • TPowell
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      • 02-21-08
      • 18842

      #3
      classic post
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      • whatsgood5
        Restricted User
        • 10-13-09
        • 15359

        #4
        classic. The first one had me dying, "bench press a little (around 50lbs)"
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        • Deuce
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          • 01-12-08
          • 29843

          #5
          I think he goes to bed now around 12am. Prob same routine just a little shorter.
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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #6
            No much more boring now, I might have to update it

            More professional now with security company
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            • SlickFazzer
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 05-22-08
              • 20209

              #7
              that is when he gambled professionally.
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              • hugh_morris
                SBR MVP
                • 11-17-09
                • 2039

                #8
                nothing like the "good ole' days" huh JJ.....
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                • GELATINOUS CUBE
                  SBR MVP
                  • 08-09-09
                  • 4534

                  #9
                  Awesome.

                  Three-hours-of-sleep???
                  blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
                  mlb 2010; 16-12: +$4,540
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                  • OmgUrMom
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                    • 02-07-10
                    • 8481

                    #10
                    2 hours actually G-CUbe, he goes to bed at 3am and wakes up at 5 am
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                    • compaqDikk
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 10-08-05
                      • 5699

                      #11
                      someone has severely altered this thru the years. this is the original from therx

                      jjgold
                      Certifiably Crazy
                      posted August 07, 2003 03:59 PM
                      4:30AM -6:00AM Workout
                      6:00AM- 6:20AM Shower
                      6:30AM- Glue my rug to my forehead
                      6:45AM- Eat 2 granola bars, 2 milky ways, 8 oriole cookies, 2 bwls of cereal and maybe a few jellyfish candies and 3 glasses of whole milk.
                      7:00AM- Post at RX
                      7:30AM- Get into my 74 Plymouth (4 door) no roof and fly to work waiving to the ladies at the bus stop and fukkin praying my rug does not come off.
                      8:0AM- Play cards with the brothers for about a half an hour, no raises just $50 antes.
                      8:30AM- Work, all business, well sneak some posts in from time to time.
                      11:00 Break- small bacon and egg sandwish with potatoe chips and some pretzles and 2 sodas. If any milk duds are around I will eat them too.
                      11:00 Work
                      12:00PM- Lunch, usually Mcdonalds- 2 fries, 4 cheeseburgers and 3 servings of fried chicken , milk shake and one soda and sometimes a little desert. Post a little
                      1:00 Work
                      3:00 Break- Usually a small sub, pretzels and some jellyfish (1/2 pound) 1 soda (root beer)
                      4:00- Get in my plymouth cruising and looking for chicks, have wirless connection to post on the side of the road.
                      5:00 Diner- Usually Pizza and soda with 3 side orders of buffalo wings
                      5:30- Posting Zone
                      6:00 Looking for moves
                      6:30- Calling locals
                      7:00 Scouting reports from my people about books in trouble
                      7:30 Prime time, ready to go and hit a game hard
                      8:00 Prick hard and ready to go and post
                      8:30 If a good thread usually come!!!
                      9:00 Posting frenzy, fired up fighting with everyone
                      9:30 Call Kenny and we go over the day and behavior of posters
                      10:00 Betting ponies/late cards
                      10:30 Pacing in my residence and waiting for someone to riop me
                      11:00 Blast Bay City Roller tapes, dancing and shit and looking in the mirror at myself.
                      11:45PM- Dying to naill a chick but no one available
                      12:00 My fukkin rug is stuck to my huge fukkin forehead, get out w-4 and grease my scalp and rug releases
                      12:30AM walking around bald and posting and maiing calls
                      1:00AM- Reading the overnights for horse bets
                      1:30AM- put in some pony bets fopr following day
                      2:00- answer about 25 ads on thenet trying to get a date
                      2:30AM Getting little tired and eat, usually muscles, sandwich, peanut butter on crackers, popcorn, some sodas and of course ice cream about a pint a night.
                      3:00 Getting ready for bed, brush my teeth and check my pecker to see if it has grown. taking some type of seaweed rengle solution .
                      3:30AM Bed.............................

                      Good Night Boys
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                      • wtf
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 08-22-08
                        • 12983

                        #12
                        i agree , i love those "oriole cookies" also, a whole stick at a time
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                        • ejfel01
                          SBR Sharp
                          • 06-17-10
                          • 301

                          #13
                          That being a dream schedule for many... jj is a lucky and prolly happy man
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                          • LegitBet
                            Restricted User
                            • 05-25-10
                            • 538

                            #14
                            This is by far the ******* funniest thing I have ever read! ******* laughing out loud into my dual monitor setup...oh my goodness.......this schedule is soooo spot on...
                            thanks for the big laughs
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                            • manny24
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 10-22-07
                              • 20046

                              #15
                              no more "cole cuts" for lunch?
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                              • BAUS
                                SBR MVP
                                • 08-10-05
                                • 2191

                                #16
                                "I kind of pump bed".

                                BAUS
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                                • jjgold
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 07-20-05
                                  • 388179

                                  #17
                                  My schedule has actually changed, I need to update this week.
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                                  • bobbyfk
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 01-19-09
                                    • 15218

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                    My schedule has actually changed, I need to update this week.
                                    good
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                                    • anthonydiamondLC
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 11-02-08
                                      • 2296

                                      #19
                                      Most amazing day I have ever heard of.
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                                      • konck
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 10-17-06
                                        • 12554

                                        #20
                                        Good work Bobbyyou must have shadowed JJ one day
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                                        • sweethook
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 11-21-07
                                          • 12667

                                          #21
                                          great life huh
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                                          • SHADYLANKY
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 10-13-09
                                            • 1137

                                            #22
                                            Did Rod ever see this post of JJ's routine? Bump for Rod
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                                            • Chugs
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 11-01-09
                                              • 1560

                                              #23
                                              "5:30 Again I throw bazooka bubble gum out the windows to the kids and give them like 100 pieces a session. This is so big now there are like 100 kids waiting for me to toss them out. What a fukkin battle to get gum."



                                              This had me fukking dying ... I can so see gold doin this shit hahahaha
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                                              • TobiasFunke
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 02-12-09
                                                • 1999

                                                #24
                                                LOL I remember this thread...good stuff.
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                                                • jjgold
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                  • 388179

                                                  #25
                                                  fuk you mother fukkers

                                                  I am studying right now
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                                                  • King Mayan
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 09-22-10
                                                    • 21326

                                                    #26
                                                    Go to sleep you bastard!!!
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                                                    • SHADYLANKY
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 10-13-09
                                                      • 1137

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                                      fuk you mother fukkers

                                                      I am studying right now
                                                      I don't see studying on the list above? Is it before or after cementing the rug?

                                                      Anyways from the list above it looks like you mainly play games you have some inside info on so why study?
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                                                      • Big Bear
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 11-01-11
                                                        • 43253

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by bobbyfk
                                                        5:00AM Workout, jog like 5 minutes in my place, bench press a little (around 50lbs), 10 push-ups, 5 sit-ups, 10 curls (15lbs), throw the medicine ball around for another 5 or so/ .

                                                        5:45AM- Power breakfast, 2 eggs, 5 slices bacon, 10 slices tailor ham, a few sausages, glass of milk, a stick of oriole cookies

                                                        6:30 Shower and sing tunes for like a 1/2 hour. Usually then put on a jumpsuite and my chains and here is something new. I bought this shit that is suppose to make your rooster grow, so I throw some if on shaft and head. It is some type of powder. I do it everyday. Finally cement rug on and comb it and inspect it a lot.

                                                        7:15AM- Hit the forum, post some shit to my pupils

                                                        7:30AM- I make some calls for early wise guy plays around the country.

                                                        8:00Am Duke this kid down the hallway to get me the racing forms and every addition.

                                                        8:15AM- Usually a big timer from newark calls me seeing what is up.
                                                        The guy is trying to get me into a 3 card monte game outside. I don't leave my pad much.

                                                        8:40 Start reasearching the net and looking for edges, looking at line services and looking for bad / weak numbers . Make a few posts

                                                        9:45AM- I call the track starters at each track I am betting and look for angles to bet. I also have a few track clockers in my back pocket so I get good shit to bet.

                                                        10:15AM- Look out the window and shit and see whats up. I usually conduct most of my biz from the window and guys stand below to get assignments. I throw out usually bazookas gums to the kids for 5 minutes and these kids go fukkin wild battling for it. A ritual we have.
                                                        Make a few posts

                                                        10:45AM- Getting edgy, early race cards getting closer. I usually go play a hold-em game ($50/$100) for like an hour. I fuk around in there chatting and trying to pick up chicks. Or if not poker usually kids cut school and we play ps2 for a while.

                                                        11:45- Will look at a few porn magazines and dream. Also watch pron for a little bit and try and learn and get Tips. Finally to cap off my sex hour I usually call the phone/chat lines ad talk to girls live and shit and they tell me what they want to do to me and everything. These girls sound really sexy too. Make a few posts

                                                        12:45 Pop some early doubles hard and get in my pick 4's. I have 4 cards usually in front of me and use only DRF paper addition

                                                        1:00 Bury some games and get good numbers. I usually move for a few Newark players too. Big lunch and usually have big macs everyday. The manager owes me so he delivers them

                                                        1:15PM- On the phone with Russ and telling him what books to watch fr and asking him where the early Canadian money is on. Boys you all wish you were as sharp as me. Make a few posts

                                                        1:30PM Usually these girls call back from the chat line wanting to talk nasty. We talk for like 10 minutes and then I tell them to fukkin bill me. They know I am big time so they like to call.

                                                        1:50 Betting still some ponies, make a few posts

                                                        2:30PM The HS kids come over and we eat and I let them bet with my horse accounts for a while. They all bring their own forms though and I supply only pretzles, chips, ice cream and soda. No smoking or drugs.

                                                        4:00PM Kids gone, make some calls to west coast and see what is up. Call sharks to make sure we are on same page. Pop pills for my paranois I developed. I have a few like thinking spiders are in every fukkin room, think my rug is loose or crooked, I do not like it dark. Always think raccoons are trying to get in, think my computer always crashes and finally fear of losing. I take shit for it though. Make a few posts

                                                        5:00 PM- kids yelling up to my window asking who I like and I give them games and amounts to bet and then they all run to walk up shops and put cash bets in. I also have dialogue with some locals from window and tellin them who to bet.

                                                        5:30 Again I throw bazooka bubble gum out the windows to the kids and give them like 100 pieces a session. This is so big now there are like 100 kids waiting for me to toss them out. What a fukkin battle to get gum. Make a few posts

                                                        6:00PM- the big players all come to my pad and we discuss the night and who we like and why. Secondly they always bring food and Italian it is.
                                                        Lots of sharps telling stories and all these guys on phone pounding games all over country.

                                                        7:15 Call Brett, Call Sportman,, Call Dimeplayers, action, action, action, post

                                                        7:30PM phone ringing constantly with info, on net banging plays

                                                        8:00 Snack, watch games, computer, ect and flip on porn a little.

                                                        8:40PM- post, poker, dance to some tunes

                                                        9:40 Hit the dating lines and leave lots of messages for women. I basically just say, strong, handsome, bear looking for my little cub to play with. It has not worked yet.

                                                        10:15PM Grade games, watch games, post, snack

                                                        11:00 Make contacts with sharks and workout payment plans, call locals, ect, post

                                                        12:00AM Play 3 card monte in hallway for an hour with neighbors

                                                        1:00AM Wrap up posting and i call a girl to chat sex with for a while, look at lines and stats, play video games.

                                                        2:00AM take my fukkin rug off and what a pain in the ass, glue all fukkin over and shit. I am cursing because it toes not come off easy. It usually takes like 30 minutes to get scalp clean and free of sticky glue becuase if not I pay for it in bed, My fukkin head sticks to the pillow and I get pissed off.

                                                        3:00AM watch porn and try to jack off if I can get it up. I usually pretend I am banging chick on tv, I out screen real close to me like I am there. I kind of pump bed

                                                        Eventually fall asleep for a little bit and back right at it.
                                                        lol
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                                                        • ChuckyTheGoat
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                                                          • 04-04-11
                                                          • 37313

                                                          #29
                                                          Bobbay: How u doin, guy?
                                                          Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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                                                          • Fishhead
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 08-11-05
                                                            • 40179

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by jjgold
                                                            My schedule has actually changed, I need to update this week.
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                                                            • ronald
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 10-31-05
                                                              • 4918

                                                              #31
                                                              Coach, can we get an updated schedule?
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                                                              • BigDeem5
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 02-26-11
                                                                • 17191

                                                                #32
                                                                Pop fukking corn
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                                                                • VegasInsider
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                                                                  • 12-12-10
                                                                  • 14593

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Guy is unreal
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                                                                  • Inkwell77
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                                                                    • 02-03-11
                                                                    • 3227

                                                                    #34
                                                                    amazing
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                                                                    • You mad bro
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                                                                      • 01-15-12
                                                                      • 16641

                                                                      #35
                                                                      somebody had way to much time on their hands to even post this ..
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