You might be a compulsive gamble if...

[McRich]

This is a good one. You turn a $25 free play into $100. You then play in the online casino and turn that into $600. Instead of quiting you play more in the casino, and turn it into $2,300 by getting a straight flush in Let it Ride. You really could use the money to pay bills. You feel that you are on a hot streak but get destroyed playing sports and more casino. The next morning you wake up and see only $100 left in the account. While telling yourself you are a freaking tool, you go and play the $100 in the casino again. From some devine stroke of luck you get another straight flush which nets you about $2,400. You are thrilled with this turn of events and take a shower before work thinking about your payout request. After you dry off you see that you have 30 minutes to waste before work. Against better judgement you sit down and play in the casino. Six hours later you have a $0 balance and now you have to call your boss with a BS story as to why you didn't show up.

Ouch, that is a tough one. Good thing this has never happened to you.

[shasso]

You set your self a very firm rule: NO BETTING BIG AMMOUNTS ON 'SURE' GAMES WITH MICROSCOPIC LINES like bet 100 to win 10.

But you keep breaking that rule day after day and it bites you in the ass 90% of the time

Hours after writing about it on the forum you do it again and afcourse get ****ed again..

[ShamsWoof10]

Non
Athletic
Sport
Created
Around
Rednecks

That's hilarious... I couldn't agree more!!! I don't consider anything a sport that women and/or old men can do! If "old women" can do it it's barely an activity much less a sport... GOLF ANYONE.???

Lets see if you can drive a car at high speed for 2 to 4 hours in a steam box, and not have to be a athlete. Especially if your pit crew can't get the adjustments right on the car and your fighting the steering wheel for that time period.

It does take some conditioning.

It also takes conditioning to be a porn star but you don't call them athletes...

Please kickers are more athletes then these tools..

To stay more on topic... You're a complusive gambler when you always start phrases by saying "I'll betcha' anything that....."

[armyoflovers]

who bet a big wad on low soccer quote only to get crushed? Celtic won today, so I know it wasnt them...or was it Twente or Ajax?

[HAPPY BOY]

God damn Rob, thats some sick shiiit I bet your guts were twisting and if u felt like a tool before, wow!

[armyoflovers]

i once turned $1 into $467,900 in 15 mins and lost it all 10 mins later.....

[Stumpage]

.....you schedule bangin' your wife at such time that it doesn't infringe on grabbing the best Halftime line for the Lakers-Suns game.....

[jjgold]

From what I read from posters here I would say at least 75% have a gambling problem.