You might be a compulsive gamble if...

[pavyracer]

(To the tone of you might be a redneck if)

"You have text messaged at church during the funeral of grandpa to find out the score of a game."

Let's see what you guys can come up with.

[buztah]

You know whether Northern Arizona covered in the second half last night.

[robmpink]

After losing all night, you bet your entire remaining balance on a Aussie Rules Football game you know nothing about that starts at 3:30 Am EST. You monitor the scores online every 5 minutes while trying to study for a final exam at 8:00 AM.

[5 star bomb]

Non
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[jjgold]

most posters are compulsive gamblers, I have always said this.

[HedgeHog]

You bet on the coin toss of the Super Bowl...

At BetEd...

At -125

[wtt0315]

wow i think i have done most of these. Use to bet on european basketball, had no clue about it, but was only thing that early to get action. Lucky, I have slowed down a bit in my old age

[buztah]

After losing all night, you bet your entire remaining balance on a Aussie Rules Football game you know nothing about that starts at 3:30 Am EST. You monitor the scores online every 5 minutes while trying to study for a final exam at 8:00 AM.

[shasso]

You set your self a very firm rule: NO BETTING BIG AMMOUNTS ON 'SURE' GAMES WITH MICROSCOPIC LINES like bet 100 to win 10.

But you keep breaking that rule day after day and it bites you in the ass 90% of the time

[pavyracer]

"You have attacked the first base coach at a Whitesox baseball game because they were losing and you have already bet 10 dimes on them to win"

[HedgeHog]

You're watching the Big Game while banging your girl and...

Lose your bet and erection at the exact same time.

[philswin]

You bet the East West Shrine game

[onlooker]

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Lets see if you can drive a car at high speed for 2 to 4 hours in a steam box, and not have to be a athlete. Especially if your pit crew can't get the adjustments right on the car and your fighting the steering wheel for that time period.

It does take some conditioning.

[SBR Lou]

After losing all night, you bet your entire remaining balance on a Aussie Rules Football game you know nothing about that starts at 3:30 Am EST. You monitor the scores online every 5 minutes while trying to study for a final exam at 8:00 AM.

This wins thread. Nothing more to see here folks.

[goldengoat]

You might be a compulsive gamble if...

you have ever uttered the words "fu.ck it" right before hitting the submit button

[mmarino]

You might be a compulsive gamble if...

you have ever uttered the words "fu.ck it" right before hitting the submit button

you mean you don't do that before every bet? or maybe that's just me....

[SBR Lou]

You might be a compulsive gamble if...

you have ever uttered the words "fu.ck it" right before hitting the submit button

Done this a few times. Right before making a bet that's either too large or that I consider a true flip of the coin.

[pavyracer]

You are sitting at a bar watching a hoops game with friends and your favorite team is up by 15 with 20 seconds left. You however, have bet the over and your team needs one more basket to cover. Your friends start to celebrate after the team runs the clock down to zero by ordering shots and you start yelling "Phuck it. Why don't they score? And the whole crowd yells: You are an idiot!"

[Poker_Beast]

You're watching the Big Game while banging your girl and...

Lose your bet and erection at the exact same time.

Good one Hedge

[rake922]

"You watch box scores refresh for 5 hours straight"

[ChuteBoxe]

"You watch box scores refresh for 5 hours straight"

hahaha, that's the truth. that's me right there.

[BuddyBear]

You are getting ready to take a nap for two hours so that you can watch the Australian Open live since you've bet on the match....

[Red_Sux]

you know you're a compulsive gambler when you know all the soccer teams and horse tracks around the world.

[rjt721]

...you put a few bucks on Tsonga over Djokovic in the Aussie Open final, despite having never heard of Tsonga until he beat Rafa the other day.

[pico]

...you put a few bucks on Tsonga over Djokovic in the Aussie Open final, despite having never heard of Tsonga until he beat Rafa the other day.

as a compulsive gambler. i had money on tsonga when he played nadal. he did awesome in the medibank/heineken open.

no money on this game. but i think djokovic will win in 3 sets.

[armyoflovers]

you might be a compulsive gambler if you masterbate on your hair follicles after losing a bet.

[HAPPY BOY]

your fvcking a chick at a flea bag motel while checking your sports pager, and are trying to bust a nut so you don't miss the casino boat leaving at 7:30

[shasso]

...you put a few bucks on Tsonga over Djokovic in the Aussie Open final, despite having never heard of Tsonga until he beat Rafa the other day.

But Djokovic beat Fedex

Fedex > Nadal unless clay

[armyoflovers]

when youre the Best Man at your friends wedding and you show up 90 mins late because the Division III hockey game you bet on goes into overtime

[rugbybdyb]

you bet on cricket matches for any reason

[McRich]

You might be a compulsive gamble if...

you have ever uttered the words "fu.ck it" right before hitting the submit button

Damn, I did that yesterday on my 10 unit "play of the month" of Memphis covering over Gonzaga.

[McRich]

You are in Vegas and the only sport that is being played that day is Womens World Cup Soccer, yet you still wager two units on Team USA. (By the way, they didn't cover).

[McRich]

You set an over/under line at your kids basketball game. Then you try to find a parent at the game who will take your action.

[McRich]

You can't concentrate on your poker cards at the final table of a tournament because "the game" is on the TV in the room and your team hasn't covered yet. (Yes, this happened to me last night).

[robmpink]

This is a good one. You turn a $25 free play into $100. You then play in the online casino and turn that into $600. Instead of quiting you play more in the casino, and turn it into $2,300 by getting a straight flush in Let it Ride. You really could use the money to pay bills. You feel that you are on a hot streak but get destroyed playing sports and more casino. The next morning you wake up and see only $100 left in the account. While telling yourself you are a freaking tool, you go and play the $100 in the casino again. From some devine stroke of luck you get another straight flush which nets you about $2,400. You are thrilled with this turn of events and take a shower before work thinking about your payout request. After you dry off you see that you have 30 minutes to waste before work. Against better judgement you sit down and play in the casino. Six hours later you have a $0 balance and now you have to call your boss with a BS story as to why you didn't show up.