Do Your Pray To Your God To Help You Win Bets??

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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Do Your Pray To Your God To Help You Win Bets??
    I lit candles a few times at a local Catholic Church in AM and I am Jewish.

    What do you do??
  • firedawg
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 10-08-08
    • 39219

    #2
    drink............. eases the pain
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    • THE PROFIT
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 11-27-09
      • 17701

      #3
      I ask my cat do give me winners. But shes a stingy bitch with her picks
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      • benjy
        SBR MVP
        • 02-19-09
        • 2158

        #4
        The sports betting gods are far too capricious for prayer to result in +EV
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        • linedrivr
          SBR MVP
          • 01-04-10
          • 2223

          #5
          Originally posted by jjgold
          I lit candles a few times at a local Catholic Church in AM and I am Jewish.

          What do you do??
          nice one.
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          • goofyre
            SBR MVP
            • 04-20-10
            • 1933

            #6
            I usually just raise my voice to the TV when things are getting tight.
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            • Cuse0323
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 12-09-09
              • 30169

              #7
              I use to when I was like 11 years old playing parlay cards and it never worked, seemed to have a bad effect when I was trying to win that 10 dollars.
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              • SCRAGGS
                SBR MVP
                • 05-21-09
                • 1969

                #8
                i thank god everytime i get the back door cover
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                • minet123
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 02-17-07
                  • 10280

                  #9
                  2:We came to believe that a power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity
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                  • MadTiger
                    SBR MVP
                    • 04-19-09
                    • 2724

                    #10
                    Bune.

                    S/he doesn't give gifts, though. You have to learn from your experiences. So, you won't get help often, and you definitely won't get bailed out of a dumb-ass bet.
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                    • Rio DiNero
                      SBR MVP
                      • 11-03-08
                      • 2010

                      #11
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                      • pirate
                        SBR High Roller
                        • 05-18-08
                        • 216

                        #12
                        Could there be a better reason???
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                        • johncrud
                          SBR MVP
                          • 04-06-09
                          • 1322

                          #13
                          i have a photo of jj hanging up on my wall as if he is jesus or something to bring me more luck...
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                          • Nicky Santoro
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 04-08-08
                            • 16103

                            #14
                            i will bet my mortgage that each gambler has done this at least once in their life.

                            when you are losing you say, Please GOD, make me win this game and i swear i'll never ever ever gamble again... and then i win

                            and then of course the next day I gamble again..


                            If i had 10 cents for each time i said that in my lifetime, i'd be richer than bill gates.
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                            • Masu485
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 08-14-08
                              • 7700

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Rio DiNero
                              no wonder it never worked... i needed to call a specific department instead of the general institution.
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                              • Masu485
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 08-14-08
                                • 7700

                                #16
                                wow Saint Cajetan is also the patron saint of the Unemployed. This guy should be our new hero, and I'm not even catholic
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                                • Dirty Sanchez
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 03-01-10
                                  • 16031

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                  I lit candles a few times at a local Catholic Church in AM and I am Jewish.

                                  What do you do??
                                  jj...if you went behind the curtain....you would of gotten more than just a few candles lit
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                                  • Odessa
                                    SBR Sharp
                                    • 06-04-07
                                    • 398

                                    #18
                                    Dear Mr.Gold,

                                    I have important news to tell you.

                                    There is no god.

                                    I'm his replacement.

                                    Take Kansas State Wildcats -3.5 and there is no need to pray!
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                                    • Brock Landers
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 06-30-08
                                      • 45359

                                      #19
                                      God's will be done
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                                      • HauntingTheHoly
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 04-28-10
                                        • 1397

                                        #20
                                        I hate God so much. Hopefully he dies soon.

                                        Then I'll get rich bettin' fo sho!
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                                        • Smoke
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 10-09-09
                                          • 48111

                                          #21
                                          god has money on these games too
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                                          • flyingillini
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 12-06-06
                                            • 41219

                                            #22
                                            These are the songs that I sing before each of my plays.


                                            המוסד‎
                                            המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                            • Waz
                                              SBR Sharp
                                              • 12-25-08
                                              • 262

                                              #23
                                              Just remember that God answers ALL prayers, but sometimes the answer is NO.
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                                              • 63890000
                                                SBR High Roller
                                                • 06-11-10
                                                • 174

                                                #24
                                                my dogs will not give me any picks either
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                                                • jjgold
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                  • 388179

                                                  #25
                                                  I did not do it today, felt guilty.
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                                                  • JohnGalt2341
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 12-31-09
                                                    • 9138

                                                    #26
                                                    This video says it all. The PROOF comes at around 2:44.
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                                                    • LVBOUND
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 07-25-08
                                                      • 2658

                                                      #27
                                                      I need to pray for Auburn to win this game or at least cover the +5.5
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                                                      • stealthyburrito
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 05-12-09
                                                        • 21562

                                                        #28
                                                        oh lord, thank you for the bama blowout today, you fukkin prick.
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                                                        • pimike
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 03-23-08
                                                          • 37140

                                                          #29
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                                                          • DrStale
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 12-07-08
                                                            • 9692

                                                            #30
                                                            If you believe in a Christian God then you gotta be betting Notre Dame. Catholic college being led by a guy named C(h)rist
                                                            Originally posted by Dark Horse
                                                            If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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                                                            • gummo
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 09-04-06
                                                              • 6297

                                                              #31
                                                              Lit some candles and prayed for a Bengals/Panthers under.
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                                                              • pavyracer
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 04-12-07
                                                                • 82839

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                                                I lit candles a few times at a local Catholic Church in AM and I am Jewish.

                                                                What do you do??
                                                                I guess if you pray to the wrong god it works.
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                                                                • jjgold
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                                  • 388179

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Paver praying right now in my hallway.

                                                                  Common one time
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                                                                  • Slainte
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 12-13-09
                                                                    • 2442

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I pray to jjgold! Thank you, Dear JJ for enlightening my days!
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                                                                    • 63890000
                                                                      SBR High Roller
                                                                      • 06-11-10
                                                                      • 174

                                                                      #35
                                                                      how don't pray on bets most of the time
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