Do Your Pray To Your God To Help You Win Bets??

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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388201

    #1
    Do Your Pray To Your God To Help You Win Bets??
    I lit candles a few times at a local Catholic Church in AM and I am Jewish.

    What do you do??
  • firedawg
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 10-08-08
    • 39231

    #2
    drink............. eases the pain
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    • THE PROFIT
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 11-27-09
      • 17701

      #3
      I ask my cat do give me winners. But shes a stingy bitch with her picks
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      • benjy
        SBR MVP
        • 02-19-09
        • 2158

        #4
        The sports betting gods are far too capricious for prayer to result in +EV
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        • linedrivr
          SBR MVP
          • 01-04-10
          • 2223

          #5
          Originally posted by jjgold
          I lit candles a few times at a local Catholic Church in AM and I am Jewish.

          What do you do??
          nice one.
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          • goofyre
            SBR MVP
            • 04-20-10
            • 1933

            #6
            I usually just raise my voice to the TV when things are getting tight.
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            • Cuse0323
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 12-09-09
              • 30169

              #7
              I use to when I was like 11 years old playing parlay cards and it never worked, seemed to have a bad effect when I was trying to win that 10 dollars.
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              • SCRAGGS
                SBR MVP
                • 05-21-09
                • 1969

                #8
                i thank god everytime i get the back door cover
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                • minet123
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 02-17-07
                  • 10280

                  #9
                  2:We came to believe that a power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity
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                  • MadTiger
                    SBR MVP
                    • 04-19-09
                    • 2724

                    #10
                    Bune.

                    S/he doesn't give gifts, though. You have to learn from your experiences. So, you won't get help often, and you definitely won't get bailed out of a dumb-ass bet.
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                    • Rio DiNero
                      SBR MVP
                      • 11-03-08
                      • 2010

                      #11
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                      • pirate
                        SBR High Roller
                        • 05-18-08
                        • 216

                        #12
                        Could there be a better reason???
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                        • johncrud
                          SBR MVP
                          • 04-06-09
                          • 1322

                          #13
                          i have a photo of jj hanging up on my wall as if he is jesus or something to bring me more luck...
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                          • Nicky Santoro
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 04-08-08
                            • 16103

                            #14
                            i will bet my mortgage that each gambler has done this at least once in their life.

                            when you are losing you say, Please GOD, make me win this game and i swear i'll never ever ever gamble again... and then i win

                            and then of course the next day I gamble again..


                            If i had 10 cents for each time i said that in my lifetime, i'd be richer than bill gates.
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                            • Masu485
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 08-14-08
                              • 7700

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Rio DiNero
                              no wonder it never worked... i needed to call a specific department instead of the general institution.
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                              • Masu485
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 08-14-08
                                • 7700

                                #16
                                wow Saint Cajetan is also the patron saint of the Unemployed. This guy should be our new hero, and I'm not even catholic
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                                • Dirty Sanchez
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 03-01-10
                                  • 16031

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                  I lit candles a few times at a local Catholic Church in AM and I am Jewish.

                                  What do you do??
                                  jj...if you went behind the curtain....you would of gotten more than just a few candles lit
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                                  • Odessa
                                    SBR Sharp
                                    • 06-04-07
                                    • 398

                                    #18
                                    Dear Mr.Gold,

                                    I have important news to tell you.

                                    There is no god.

                                    I'm his replacement.

                                    Take Kansas State Wildcats -3.5 and there is no need to pray!
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                                    • Brock Landers
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 06-30-08
                                      • 45365

                                      #19
                                      God's will be done
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                                      • HauntingTheHoly
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 04-28-10
                                        • 1397

                                        #20
                                        I hate God so much. Hopefully he dies soon.

                                        Then I'll get rich bettin' fo sho!
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                                        • Smoke
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 10-09-09
                                          • 48111

                                          #21
                                          god has money on these games too
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                                          • flyingillini
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 12-06-06
                                            • 41474

                                            #22
                                            These are the songs that I sing before each of my plays.


                                            המוסד‎
                                            המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                            • Waz
                                              SBR Sharp
                                              • 12-25-08
                                              • 262

                                              #23
                                              Just remember that God answers ALL prayers, but sometimes the answer is NO.
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                                              • 63890000
                                                SBR High Roller
                                                • 06-11-10
                                                • 174

                                                #24
                                                my dogs will not give me any picks either
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                                                • jjgold
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                  • 388201

                                                  #25
                                                  I did not do it today, felt guilty.
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                                                  • JohnGalt2341
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 12-31-09
                                                    • 9125

                                                    #26
                                                    This video says it all. The PROOF comes at around 2:44.
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                                                    • LVBOUND
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 07-25-08
                                                      • 2658

                                                      #27
                                                      I need to pray for Auburn to win this game or at least cover the +5.5
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                                                      • stealthyburrito
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 05-12-09
                                                        • 21565

                                                        #28
                                                        oh lord, thank you for the bama blowout today, you fukkin prick.
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                                                        • pimike
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 03-23-08
                                                          • 37150

                                                          #29
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                                                          • Guest

                                                            #30
                                                            If you believe in a Christian God then you gotta be betting Notre Dame. Catholic college being led by a guy named C(h)rist
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                                                            • gummo
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 09-04-06
                                                              • 6300

                                                              #31
                                                              Lit some candles and prayed for a Bengals/Panthers under.
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                                                              • pavyracer
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 04-12-07
                                                                • 83126

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                                                I lit candles a few times at a local Catholic Church in AM and I am Jewish.

                                                                What do you do??
                                                                I guess if you pray to the wrong god it works.
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                                                                • jjgold
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                                  • 388201

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Paver praying right now in my hallway.

                                                                  Common one time
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                                                                  • Slainte
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 12-13-09
                                                                    • 2442

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I pray to jjgold! Thank you, Dear JJ for enlightening my days!
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                                                                    • 63890000
                                                                      SBR High Roller
                                                                      • 06-11-10
                                                                      • 174

                                                                      #35
                                                                      how don't pray on bets most of the time
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