How can I test if my son is gay?

[fernasta]

Is this thread a joke?
And there are many things worse than a gay son, even if better a lesbian daughter

[BEANTOWNJIM]

BOYS OVER THE YEARS I HAVE DONE MANY THREADS ON THIS VERY SUBJECT I HAVE THIS DOWN TO A SCIENCE IF YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW IF YOUR SON IS A F-G THESE QUESTIONS WILL PROVE IT.

BUY YOUR SON A PAIR OF MENS FIGURE SKATES INSTEAD OF HOCKEY SKATES IF HE JUMPS FOR JOY ABOUT THE MENS FIGURE SKATES YOU GOT A FAG ON YOUR HANDS

TAKE YOUR SON TO HOME DEPOT IF HE RUNS FOR THE FLOWER OR CURTAIN SECTIONS INSTEAD OF THE LUMBER SECTION CHANCES ARE YOU GOT A FAG

PUT ON THIS TAPE WWW.RICHARDSIMMONS.COM IF HE STARTS DANCING TO THE MUSIC AND LOOKING IN THE MIRROR THEN YOU GOT A FAG

TAKE YOUR SON TO A GYMNASTICS MEET AND A FOOTBALL GAME IF YOUR SON SAYS DADDY I WANT T GO BACK AND WATCH GYMNASTICS INSTEAD OF FOOTBALL YOU GOT A FAG

THIS IS A GOOD TEST TO FIND OUT IF YOU HAVE A FAG ON YOUR HANDS IF YOU WANT MORE GIVE ME A CALL AND I'LL HAVE JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN ROUGH THE KID UP AND MAKE THE KID STRAIGHT

[jjgold]

[wtf]

You can tell how a guy walks.

If he is walking with his feet real close together he usually just lost his virginity or was nailed recently. Why ??
Well first off he could be real paranoid because it hurt him and now afraid to open up his hole to anyone so he keeps his feet together or should I say closer. The second reason is when you walk while keeping your feet together it makes pain less if you had a night of love making with your man

Another way you can tell is that if his knees are all red , I bet -198 Deuce has red (wood knees)

Thirdly if your boy has ripped underwear. When washing his clothes check to see if rips in them, usually when the top wants his cub he gets so excited that he rips the cubs fukkin underwear off because he cannot wait to fuk him.

Fourthly usually ripped condoms in garbage, lots of elastic bands hanging around. A lot of guys like wrapping rubber bands around their cocks as the top fuks him, it makes him *** harder.

Fifthly see if any corks around his room. Corking usually is a method where the guy cannot take the cock so his top corks him with a wine cork, he seals him by inserting the cork and it loosens him up to a possible anal session.

Lastly the obvious lots of jelly type products, KY Jelly, Anal Beeds, Anal Jacks, Seeds, and pron mags

anyone who says jj is not the worlds best poster is a FAG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Irish Lumberjack]

classic DAD!

[Tommy_de1st]

My dad took me to the hookers when I was 14 and sat in the room with me to make sure I wasn't gay.

You can tell how a guy walks.

If he is walking with his feet real close together he usually just lost his virginity or was nailed recently. Why ??
Well first off he could be real paranoid because it hurt him and now afraid to open up his hole to anyone so he keeps his feet together or should I say closer. The second reason is when you walk while keeping your feet together it makes pain less if you had a night of love making with your man

Another way you can tell is that if his knees are all red , I bet -198 Deuce has red (wood knees)

Thirdly if your boy has ripped underwear. When washing his clothes check to see if rips in them, usually when the top wants his cub he gets so excited that he rips the cubs fukkin underwear off because he cannot wait to fuk him.

Fourthly usually ripped condoms in garbage, lots of elastic bands hanging around. A lot of guys like wrapping rubber bands around their cocks as the top fuks him, it makes him *** harder.

Fifthly see if any corks around his room. Corking usually is a method where the guy cannot take the cock so his top corks him with a wine cork, he seals him by inserting the cork and it loosens him up to a possible anal session.

Lastly the obvious lots of jelly type products, KY Jelly, Anal Beeds, Anal Jacks, Seeds, and pron mags

Damn,

[jjgold]

Also bring your boy to a mend locker room, strip gum down and see if his rod goes up.

[refrain87]

isnt it easier to just ask if hes gay?

[katstale]

If he asks to take ballet classes he is gay. If he throws a baseball like Obama he is gay.

[BEANTOWNJIM]

WHEN I WAS A KID YOUR FATHER BOUGHT YOU A POSTER OF FARRAH FAWCETT WHEN SHE WAS WEARING HER RED BATHING SUIT IF YOU HUNG IT ON THE WALL YOU WERE STRAIGHT BUT IF YOU DIDNT HANG IT ON THE WALL YOU WERE A FAG THIS WAS A GREAT TEST YEARS AGO

[BatemanPatrickl]

You can tell how a guy walks. If he is walking with his feet real close together he usually just lost his virginity or was nailed recently. Why ?? Well first off he could be real paranoid because it hurt him and now afraid to open up his hole to anyone so he keeps his feet together or should I say closer. The second reason is when you walk while keeping your feet together it makes pain less if you had a night of love making with your man Another way you can tell is that if his knees are all red , I bet -198 Deuce has red (wood knees) Thirdly if your boy has ripped underwear. When washing his clothes check to see if rips in them, usually when the top wants his cub he gets so excited that he rips the cubs fukkin underwear off because he cannot wait to fuk him. Fourthly usually ripped condoms in garbage, lots of elastic bands hanging around. A lot of guys like wrapping rubber bands around their cocks as the top fuks him, it makes him *** harder. Fifthly see if any corks around his room. Corking usually is a method where the guy cannot take the cock so his top corks him with a wine cork, he seals him by inserting the cork and it loosens him up to a possible anal session. Lastly the obvious lots of jelly type products, KY Jelly, Anal Beeds, Anal Jacks, Seeds, and pron mags

Post of the year...

[Crayzee]

i think you can tell by the kinda music he likes
if he likes metal, hard rock, southern rock, etc= not gay
if he likes barbara streisand, american idol homos, etc= probably gay

[Dad]

Corking? Do people really do this? My God!

[jjgold]

Daddy corking is popular in the UK. Corking is a beginners step to entering into the real stuff. I do not reccomend corking unless corks are sanded down first to ensure smooth and somewhat comfortable insertion.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Daddy corking is popular in the UK. Corking is a beginners step to entering into the real stuff. I do not reccomend corking unless corks are sanded down first to ensure smooth and somewhat comfortable insertion.

[jjgold]

Patrick go to a gay bar or a play in NY, if you go in bathroom you will see lots of fukkin corks on floor, in garbage can and some in toilets.

[Dad]

Gold, isn't it possible that there are corks all over the place because gays love wine?

[BatemanPatrickl]

Patrick go to a gay bar or a play in NY, if you go in bathroom you will see lots of fukkin corks on floor, in garbage can and some in toilets.

[Extra Innings]

[jjgold]

Daddy if they are an unusual amount of corks in an area you know some kinky shit going on.

[d1m@]

My dad took me to the hookers when I was 14 and sat in the room with me to make sure I wasn't gay.

LOL , thats one of the best tests for dadies