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  • Dad
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 11-26-08
    • 23245

    #1
    How can I test if my son is gay?
  • B1GER1C828
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    • 07-31-07
    • 10244

    #2
    hahahahahahaha
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    • rfr3sh
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      • 11-07-09
      • 10229

      #3
      LOL
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      • Smoke
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        • 10-09-09
        • 48111

        #4
        good stuff
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        • Ced's shadow
          SBR MVP
          • 11-27-09
          • 2986

          #5
          Hahahahaha, amazing
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          • LostBankroll
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            • 02-10-10
            • 4538

            #6
            Leave a couple of Dadies SBR girl thread. If you see him in the wen browser in the handicapper think thank then he is inded a fagay.
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            • Full Time Hobo
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              • 05-16-10
              • 2778

              #7
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              • MartinBlank
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                • 07-20-08
                • 8382

                #8
                Awesome Dad.

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                • jgray
                  SBR MVP
                  • 09-06-09
                  • 3599

                  #9
                  Seems like a foolproof test.
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                  • bobbyfk
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                    • 01-19-09
                    • 15218

                    #10
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                    • pavyracer
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 04-12-07
                      • 82839

                      #11
                      My dad took me to the hookers when I was 14 and sat in the room with me to make sure I wasn't gay.
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                      • Dad
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 11-26-08
                        • 23245

                        #12
                        Originally posted by pavyracer
                        My dad took me to the hookers when I was 14 and sat in the room with me to make sure I wasn't gay.
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                        • keyboarding
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                          • 07-30-09
                          • 6817

                          #13
                          An oldie but a goodie.
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                          • nyplayer33
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                            • 09-27-06
                            • 8303

                            #14
                            epic
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                            • LordVodka
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                              • 08-17-09
                              • 5206

                              #15
                              This is an internet classic.
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                              • Spooner
                                SBR Hustler
                                • 09-09-10
                                • 63

                                #16
                                i've also heard that they have green blood and that holy water burns them
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                                • milwaukee mike
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 08-22-07
                                  • 26914

                                  #17
                                  i think dads that are very interested in their son's gayness are gay themselves
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                                  • brxbmbers42
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                                    • 07-26-10
                                    • 4312

                                    #18
                                    ask him if he likes the red sox tomorrow or the other way. if he says red sox chances are he is a big h0m0
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                                    • fsugolf
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                                      • 07-17-09
                                      • 6194

                                      #19
                                      if he likes your threads or not
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                                      • 20Four7
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                                        • 04-08-07
                                        • 6703

                                        #20
                                        I thought you were looking for an answer.... my answer offer him a BJ if he says thanks DAD I thought you'd never understand you got your answer..... then smack him upside the head and get him a hooker quickly.......
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                                        • jjgold
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 07-20-05
                                          • 388179

                                          #21
                                          You can tell how a guy walks.

                                          If he is walking with his feet real close together he usually just lost his virginity or was nailed recently. Why ??
                                          Well first off he could be real paranoid because it hurt him and now afraid to open up his hole to anyone so he keeps his feet together or should I say closer. The second reason is when you walk while keeping your feet together it makes pain less if you had a night of love making with your man

                                          Another way you can tell is that if his knees are all red , I bet -198 Deuce has red (wood knees)

                                          Thirdly if your boy has ripped underwear. When washing his clothes check to see if rips in them, usually when the top wants his cub he gets so excited that he rips the cubs fukkin underwear off because he cannot wait to fuk him.

                                          Fourthly usually ripped condoms in garbage, lots of elastic bands hanging around. A lot of guys like wrapping rubber bands around their cocks as the top fuks him, it makes him *** harder.

                                          Fifthly see if any corks around his room. Corking usually is a method where the guy cannot take the cock so his top corks him with a wine cork, he seals him by inserting the cork and it loosens him up to a possible anal session.

                                          Lastly the obvious lots of jelly type products, KY Jelly, Anal Beeds, Anal Jacks, Seeds, and pron mags
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                                          • sickler
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 06-05-08
                                            • 15006

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by jjgold
                                            You can tell how a guy walks.

                                            If he is walking with his feet real close together he usually just lost his virginity or was nailed recently. Why ??
                                            Well first off he could be real paranoid because it hurt him and now afraid to open up his hole to anyone so he keeps his feet together or should I say closer. The second reason is when you walk while keeping your feet together it makes pain less if you had a night of love making with your man

                                            Another way you can tell is that if his knees are all red , I bet -198 Deuce has red (wood knees)

                                            Thirdly if your boy has ripped underwear. When washing his clothes check to see if rips in them, usually when the top wants his cub he gets so excited that he rips the cubs fukkin underwear off because he cannot wait to fuk him.

                                            Fourthly usually ripped condoms in garbage, lots of elastic bands hanging around. A lot of guys like wrapping rubber bands around their cocks as the top fuks him, it makes him *** harder.

                                            Fifthly see if any corks around his room. Corking usually is a method where the guy cannot take the cock so his top corks him with a wine cork, he seals him by inserting the cork and it loosens him up to a possible anal session.

                                            Lastly the obvious lots of jelly type products, KY Jelly, Anal Beeds, Anal Jacks, Seeds, and pron mags


                                            Spoken like a pro
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                                            • JohnGalt2341
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 12-31-09
                                              • 9138

                                              #23
                                              Funny stuff. Seriously though, have him throw a small to medium sized Football. It doesn't have to be a perfect throw or anything but if it's completely awful then he's gay.
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                                              • jjgold
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 07-20-05
                                                • 388179

                                                #24
                                                Johnny call me
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                                                • brxbmbers42
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                                                  • 07-26-10
                                                  • 4312

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                                  You can tell how a guy walks.

                                                  If he is walking with his feet real close together he usually just lost his virginity or was nailed recently. Why ??
                                                  Well first off he could be real paranoid because it hurt him and now afraid to open up his hole to anyone so he keeps his feet together or should I say closer. The second reason is when you walk while keeping your feet together it makes pain less if you had a night of love making with your man

                                                  Another way you can tell is that if his knees are all red , I bet -198 Deuce has red (wood knees)

                                                  Thirdly if your boy has ripped underwear. When washing his clothes check to see if rips in them, usually when the top wants his cub he gets so excited that he rips the cubs fukkin underwear off because he cannot wait to fuk him.

                                                  Fourthly usually ripped condoms in garbage, lots of elastic bands hanging around. A lot of guys like wrapping rubber bands around their cocks as the top fuks him, it makes him *** harder.

                                                  Fifthly see if any corks around his room. Corking usually is a method where the guy cannot take the cock so his top corks him with a wine cork, he seals him by inserting the cork and it loosens him up to a possible anal session.

                                                  Lastly the obvious lots of jelly type products, KY Jelly, Anal Beeds, Anal Jacks, Seeds, and pron mags
                                                  geez gold ur a fukkin expert.

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                                                  • Brock Landers
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 06-30-08
                                                    • 45359

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                                    You can tell how a guy walks. If he is walking with his feet real close together he usually just lost his virginity or was nailed recently. Why ?? Well first off he could be real paranoid because it hurt him and now afraid to open up his hole to anyone so he keeps his feet together or should I say closer. The second reason is when you walk while keeping your feet together it makes pain less if you had a night of love making with your man Another way you can tell is that if his knees are all red , I bet -198 Deuce has red (wood knees) Thirdly if your boy has ripped underwear. When washing his clothes check to see if rips in them, usually when the top wants his cub he gets so excited that he rips the cubs fukkin underwear off because he cannot wait to fuk him. Fourthly usually ripped condoms in garbage, lots of elastic bands hanging around. A lot of guys like wrapping rubber bands around their cocks as the top fuks him, it makes him *** harder. Fifthly see if any corks around his room. Corking usually is a method where the guy cannot take the cock so his top corks him with a wine cork, he seals him by inserting the cork and it loosens him up to a possible anal session. Lastly the obvious lots of jelly type products, KY Jelly, Anal Beeds, Anal Jacks, Seeds, and pron mags
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                                                    • MJFtheGenius
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 05-31-07
                                                      • 7257

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by brxbmbers42
                                                      ask him if he likes the red sox tomorrow or the other way. if he says red sox chances are he is a big h0m0
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                                                      • Philavanh
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 08-18-06
                                                        • 2800

                                                        #28
                                                        LOL, good one
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                                                        • nadal fan
                                                          SBR Hustler
                                                          • 07-03-10
                                                          • 89

                                                          #29
                                                          ask if he likes guys..or girls dude
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                                                          • odtw524
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                                                            • 08-03-09
                                                            • 996

                                                            #30
                                                            hahahaha thats great!!!
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                                                            • JohnGalt2341
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                                                              • 12-31-09
                                                              • 9138

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by jjgold
                                                              Johnny call me
                                                              I don't have your #.
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                                                              • stealthyburrito
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 05-12-09
                                                                • 21562

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                                                You can tell how a guy walks.

                                                                If he is walking with his feet real close together he usually just lost his virginity or was nailed recently. Why ??
                                                                Well first off he could be real paranoid because it hurt him and now afraid to open up his hole to anyone so he keeps his feet together or should I say closer. The second reason is when you walk while keeping your feet together it makes pain less if you had a night of love making with your man

                                                                Another way you can tell is that if his knees are all red , I bet -198 Deuce has red (wood knees)

                                                                Thirdly if your boy has ripped underwear. When washing his clothes check to see if rips in them, usually when the top wants his cub he gets so excited that he rips the cubs fukkin underwear off because he cannot wait to fuk him.

                                                                Fourthly usually ripped condoms in garbage, lots of elastic bands hanging around. A lot of guys like wrapping rubber bands around their cocks as the top fuks him, it makes him *** harder.

                                                                Fifthly see if any corks around his room. Corking usually is a method where the guy cannot take the cock so his top corks him with a wine cork, he seals him by inserting the cork and it loosens him up to a possible anal session.

                                                                Lastly the obvious lots of jelly type products, KY Jelly, Anal Beeds, Anal Jacks, Seeds, and pron mags
                                                                your first point is so true jj, gay guy at work walks that exact way. with his hands perked up at his sides.

                                                                guy musta just turned gay, got 2 kids under the age of 2 and i remember the pregnant bitch visiting him at times.
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                                                                • Patrick McIrish
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 09-15-05
                                                                  • 2864

                                                                  #33
                                                                  If he wants to play organized kickball....err... I mean soccer, he's probably gay.
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                                                                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 11-30-08
                                                                    • 81450

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Deuce has red (wood knees).

                                                                    Corking!!!
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                                                                    • Sanka
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 03-29-10
                                                                      • 2641

                                                                      #35
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