20 questions pool for Fishhead (40 points added)...

[LVHerbie]

herbie, I hope none of my answers are DQed

I gave my best guesses

Yisman, this is why I changed the rule... the contest was suppose to be for fun and I didn't want to disqualify anyone's answers because I didn't think the rules through clearly (and, obviously, I don't always articulate my thoughts clearly as well)..

I'm confident that my rule change and adaptations will allow everyone's answers to stand... But, again, if you want to change an answer or two or want a refund feel free to ask...

[LVHerbie]

Okay everyone I have some stuff to take care of tonight so I won't be on here till much later... Lou seems much better at running contests then me so if you need help or have complaints during my absence feel free to PM him your concerns (I, obviously, didn't bother asking him if this was alright (because I knew he would say no) so please don't expect a nice response)... but, if you post those same questions here I promise, at some point, you will get a nice response from me…

[yisman]

herbie I just said that because I wasn't sure if my answers will be disqualified based on what you said

[3PtShooter]

WHOOOPs sorry LV forgot to pay ya the 10,,,thanks for the heads up

[LVHerbie]

bump... Currently looking at 100% overlay on every entry...

[LVHerbie]

Sorry missed 3pts's entry... 80% overlay...

[beckluna]

lol

[LVHerbie]

Bump... I'm going to stop taking entries at 11:59 on the 20th and try to get FH to provide answers after that so i can start grading...

[LVHerbie]

Last bump... Tonight (11:59 Eastern) is the deadline for entries.... I probably don't need to add that I'm really looking forward to having to grade this and declare the winner...

Pretty sure this is going to be a one time event unless someone (more organized then me) wants to adopt the project...

[Fishhead]

When do I provide the answers???

[LVHerbie]

Fishhead anytime after midnight tonight will work...

[LVHerbie]

I'm not taking anymore entries... After fishhead answers the questions I will (attempt) to grade...

[Richkas]

Phuck Fishead. You guys are stupid. Keep sucking his dick. You guys meet somebody in person and you want to lick their ass. nIve been around all the boards for years. Anybody who sucks his dick is a idiot. He is a middle aged wanna be. Go look up some of the old RX threads. That will show you. He is a Iowa pussy piece of shit. Beat slots LOLOL. You would be in the newspapers allover the world if yiou could.

[JustinBieber]

Phuck Fishead. You guys are stupid. Keep sucking his dick. You guys meet somebody in person and you want to lick their ass. nIve been around all the boards for years. Anybody who sucks his dick is a idiot. He is a middle aged wanna be. Go look up some of the old RX threads. That will show you. He is a Iowa pussy piece of shit. Beat slots LOLOL. You would be in the newspapers allover the world if yiou could.

but this is why we love him, QQ.

[Fishhead]

Phuck Fishead. You guys are stupid. Keep sucking his dick. You guys meet somebody in person and you want to lick their ass. nIve been around all the boards for years. Anybody who sucks his dick is a idiot. He is a middle aged wanna be. Go look up some of the old RX threads. That will show you. He is a Iowa pussy piece of shit. Beat slots LOLOL. You would be in the newspapers allover the world if yiou could.

Nice guy

[Fishhead]

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[COLOR=#000000! important]1) How many countries have you dumpster dived in? 1[/COLOR]
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2) Have you ever ate anything that you found in the trash? Since I'm assuming yes just reply with the most disturbing example... Hell no![/COLOR]
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3) Have you ever tried to hustle a hooker for something besides sex? Yes, of course[/COLOR]
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4) What is the most you ever paid (cash) for a meal? $360[/COLOR]
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5) Have you ever adjusted your own tip because you felt someone you were eating with was over tipping? YES[/COLOR]
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6) What is your normal tipping percentage? 21%[/COLOR]
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7) A dollar in a pile of dog shit... Leave it or take it? Take it[/COLOR]
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8) What is the most extreme thing you ever did for a dollar? Eat a cockroach[/COLOR]
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9) Ten dollars? Drink an entire beer with straws through nostrials in under 30 seconds[/COLOR]

10) Hundred dollars? Race cars

11) What is the longest amount of time have spent continuously in front of a slot machine? (Bath room breaks count as leaving) 2 hours(39 counting bathroom breaks)
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12) Ever sold a family pet for money? no[/COLOR]
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13) In the last 12 months how much do you estimate you given to charity? $600[/COLOR]
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14) What is the lowest hourly rate would take to live in a shipping crate for 3 days? (Bucket provided as a toilet, all necessary survival items included) $45[/COLOR]
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15) Same question sharing it with JJGold? $400[/COLOR]
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16) If you sold autographed pictures of JJGold, what would you charge? $4.99[/COLOR]

17) How much would it take to get you to hitchhike to the next bash? $45,000

18) What was the worst hotel you stayed in Vegas because you got a comped room? IMPERIAL PALACE....(Pioneer, Laughlin overall)
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19) How many bibles have you taken from hotels? (Book of Mormon's count) 1[/COLOR]
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20) Have you ever stolen toilet paper from a store bathroom? NO[/COLOR]

[LVHerbie]

Phuck Fishead. You guys are stupid. Keep sucking his dick. You guys meet somebody in person and you want to lick their ass. nIve been around all the boards for years. Anybody who sucks his dick is a idiot. He is a middle aged wanna be. Go look up some of the old RX threads. That will show you. He is a Iowa pussy piece of shit. Beat slots LOLOL. You would be in the newspapers allover the world if yiou could.

How is CW doing this days Rickas? Personally I think your participation is more called for in this thread...

[LVHerbie]

[COLOR=#000000! important]CORRECT ANSWERS[/color]
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[COLOR=#000000! important]1) How many countries have you dumpster dived in? 1[/color]
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2) Have you ever ate anything that you found in the trash? Since I'm assuming yes just reply with the most disturbing example... Hell no![/color]
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3) Have you ever tried to hustle a hooker for something besides sex? Yes, of course[/color]
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4) What is the most you ever paid (cash) for a meal? $360[/color]
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5) Have you ever adjusted your own tip because you felt someone you were eating with was over tipping? YES[/color]
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6) What is your normal tipping percentage? 21%[/color]
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7) A dollar in a pile of dog shit... Leave it or take it? Take it[/color]
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8) What is the most extreme thing you ever did for a dollar? Eat a cockroach[/color]
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9) Ten dollars? Drink an entire beer with straws through nostrials in under 30 seconds[/color]

10) Hundred dollars? Race cars

11) What is the longest amount of time have spent continuously in front of a slot machine? (Bath room breaks count as leaving) 2 hours(39 counting bathroom breaks)
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12) Ever sold a family pet for money? no[/color]
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13) In the last 12 months how much do you estimate you given to charity? $600[/color]
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14) What is the lowest hourly rate would take to live in a shipping crate for 3 days? (Bucket provided as a toilet, all necessary survival items included) $45[/color]
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15) Same question sharing it with JJGold? $400[/color]
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16) If you sold autographed pictures of JJGold, what would you charge? $4.99[/color]

17) How much would it take to get you to hitchhike to the next bash? $45,000

18) What was the worst hotel you stayed in Vegas because you got a comped room? IMPERIAL PALACE....(Pioneer, Laughlin overall)
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19) How many bibles have you taken from hotels? (Book of Mormon's count) 1[/color]
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20) Have you ever stolen toilet paper from a store bathroom? NO[/color]

Interesting info indeed... I've been up all night doing non-important stuff and will try and get this graded before I go to bed...

[LVHerbie]

Hmmm... I started but since alot of the grading is subjective on my part I want give some thought to it and don't think my judgement is clearly the best right now... I'm going to bed and will try to have rendered my binding verdicts by this time tommorrow...

[Boscoe]

Hey....I got the "ate a bug" for a dollar question right! That should be worth triple.

[ronald]

Phuck Fishead. You guys are stupid. Keep sucking his dick. You guys meet somebody in person and you want to lick their ass. nIve been around all the boards for years. Anybody who sucks his dick is a idiot. He is a middle aged wanna be. Go look up some of the old RX threads. That will show you. He is a Iowa pussy piece of shit. Beat slots LOLOL. You would be in the newspapers allover the world if yiou could.

Richie, you're a bigger moron than I initially thought (and that says a lot). Speaking of sucking dick, who's that 16 year old that you're always golfing with? Isn't it illegal to take down a young twink where you're from? Go make a video of Schnuks and impress us with your mangled vocabulary. Oh and this time, when you order ham from the deli, show some class and say "please".

[LVHerbie]

I'm going to need another day to call this one... I've graded the results on paper but want to make a spread sheet just to verify the numbers as the results are close enough (and my grading system is (needlessly) complicated enough) and I don't want to incorrectly declare a winner until I'm positive that I graded this correctly...


... Also I'm curious to see if I bump this a couple more times if I can get enough drama generated to get it moved to the private zone...

[RonPaul2008]

I'm not entering the contest....but my answers are below for my (and maybe your) amusement.

1) How many countries have you dumpster dived in? I have never dumpster dived.
2) Have you ever ate anything that you found in the trash? Since I'm assuming yes just reply with the most disturbing example... I don't eat things from the trash - that is disgusting and stupid.
3) Have you ever tried to hustle a hooker for something besides sex? no
4) What is the most you ever paid (cash) for a meal? $50
5) Have you ever adjusted your own tip because you felt someone you were eating with was over tipping? yes
6) What is your normal tipping percentage? 15%
7) A dollar in a pile of dog shit... Leave it or take it? That depends on how far in/how covered in shit the dollar is and if I can use something besides my hand to pick it up with.
8) What is the most extreme thing you ever did for a dollar? Sold my father's watch.
9) Ten dollars? I kissed a guy. (and I enjoyed it!)
10) Hundred dollars? If I told you I would have to kill you.
11) What is the longest amount of time have spent continuously in front of a slot machine? (Bath room breaks count as leaving) 8 hours
12) Ever sold a family pet for money? No.
13) In the last 12 months how much do you estimate you given to charity? Zero, nothing, nada
14) What is the lowest hourly rate would take to live in a shipping crate for 3 days? (Bucket provided as a toilet, all necessary survival items included) $45
15) Same question sharing it with JJGold? Free, JJ is hot and I want to hit that ass badly!
16) If you sold autographed pictures of JJGold, what would you charge? As much as I can get.
17) How much would it take to get you to hitchhike to the next bash? Question is too vague.
18) What was the worst hotel you stayed in Vegas because you got a comped room? Excalibur
19) How many bibles have you taken from hotels? (Book of Mormon's count) None
20) Have you ever stolen toilet paper from a store bathroom? yes

[yisman]

how is the question too vague?

It's how much money would it take for Fishhead (or you, if you're providing your own answers) to hitchhike to LV for the bash.

[LVHerbie]

I'm currently working on the spreadsheet... Expect a decision in the next couple hours...

[LVHerbie]

Please don't kill the messenger (who also happens to be the one ******* up the grading)... I was working on this yesterday and got distracted with stuff that I had to deal with and somehow I have completely lost my grading notes and spreadsheet that I was creating... I'm going to have to start over and, unfortunately, don't think I'm going to be able to have time to do it properly until at least Monday... To compensate for this I'm still award the prize pool (90 points) when I have time to grade but I'm also going to return everyone's entry fee as well and just make it freeroll for everyone who has entered so I don't feel guilty about pushing the grading back again...

Needless to say this will be the last contest I run for a long, long time and again my apologizes to everyone (except the prick (who is a prick for always taking shots but not entering a contest... that isn't a huge freeroll for himself) and Fishhead (just because I like taking "prick like" shots at him) )...

[konck]

1) How many countries have you dumpster dived in? 1
2) Have you ever ate anything that you found in the trash? Since I'm assuming yes just reply with the most disturbing example... yes
3) Have you ever tried to hustle a hooker for something besides sex? yes
4) What is the most you ever paid (cash) for a meal? 165
5) Have you ever adjusted your own tip because you felt someone you were eating with was over tipping? yes
6) What is your normal tipping percentage? 20%
7) A dollar in a pile of dog shit... Leave it or take it? Take
8) What is the most extreme thing you ever did for a dollar? Kiss a pig (female human)
9) Ten dollars? Slump buster(a slump buster is pork the ugliest girl in the bar)
10) Hundred dollars? Marry the slump buster
11) What is the longest amount of time have spent continuously in front of a slot machine? (Bath room breaks count as leaving) 6 hrs
12) Ever sold a family pet for money? No
13) In the last 12 months how much do you estimate you given to charity? 2080
14) What is the lowest hourly rate would take to live in a shipping crate for 3 days? (Bucket provided as a toilet, all necessary survival items included) 12.00
15) Same question sharing it with JJGold? 24.00
16) If you sold autographed pictures of JJGold, what would you charge? 1 dollar
17) How much would it take to get you to hitchhike to the next bash? 3k
18) What was the worst hotel you stayed in Vegas because you got a comped room? Lady Luck
19) How many bibles have you taken from hotels? (Book of Mormon's count) O (fish knows dont mess here)
20) Have you ever stolen toilet paper from a store bathroom? Yes he was caught leaving McDonalds with 3 rolls

[konck]

Herbie keep the 10 pts just for taking the time to write the questions

[LVHerbie]

Herbie keep the 10 pts just for taking the time to write the questions

Konck, If you done this early you would have probably been in the running to have won...

[LVHerbie]

Honestly, I don't have the time to regrade this cluster f uck again right now so I'm just going to put out that the first time I graded this 3ptshooter was the clear winner... Since I don't want to regrade I'm offering a buyout of 90 more points to him and 40 more points for everyone else... As soon as I get public confirmation that everyone that entered is agreeable I will pay out...

[bobbyfk]

I agree with the payouts.....

[LVHerbie]

I agree with the payouts.....

I'm just going to buy out you guys individually as I receive confirmation because 1) I can't see anyone not agreeing and 2) quite bluntly, if anyone (quite weirdly...) doesn't agree and I'm forced to regrade this thing (as I've already done it once so I know what the outcome that process will produce) 3pts is still getting 90 points and anyone who doesn't agree to my genuine generosity is getting nothin' ...

[yisman]

herbie, what you said is fine with me

[LVHerbie]

herbie, what you said is fine with me

Thanks Yisman... BTW I don't remember the exact order after 3pt but you finished a distant last...

[yisman]

figures. See, that's why I didn't want to enter!

But thanks to your generosity, it worked out for me points-wise.

I am not ashamed to admit that I find it hard to separate truth from fiction when it comes to our favorite dumpster diver.