I just robbed a convenience store

[DwightShrute]

Been going there for a couple years, bought a some stuff that cost $29 and gave her 2 twenties. She handed me back 3 twenties, a ten and a one (I am doing the currency exchange to make it easier) and I walked out without noticing. A few feet outside I realized the mistake but kept walking.

Am I a bad person?

[THE PROFIT]

yes, her drawer will come up short & she will have to come up with that or lose her minimum wage job

[Extra Innings]

Ask Brock Landers.

[stealthyburrito]

how did she fukk up that badly? sheesh.

no wonder she is working in a convient store.

[THE PROFIT]

stealthy, if you keep spelling like that you'll be her 3rd shift relief

[THE PROFIT]

Dwight, if you needed that money worse than her, then no, I wouldnt feel a bit bad

[pavyracer]

It's OK the convenience store owner is a Republican. He can afford the hit as he pays higher taxes than the Democrat employee you robbed.

[DwightShrute]

she owns the store. A family of Chinese own it. So it won't be as bad as if it was like THE PROFIT said

yes, her drawer will come up short & she will have to come up with that or lose her minimum wage job

If that was the case, I would definitely go back.

I still feel kinda bad but my taxi was waiting and I just got in and left.

[THE PROFIT]

oh fuk, you didnt tell the whole story! Fuk her little chinese ass then!

You should have took a ballbat & rolled back prices like Douglas did to that Korean

[stealthyburrito]

stealthy, if you keep spelling like that you'll be her 3rd shift relief

what did i misspell? ****?

see it won't even appear if i spell it correctly.

[Brock Landers]

Ask Brock Landers.

[DwightShrute]

oh fuk, you didnt tell the whole story! Fuk her little chinese ass then!

You should have took a ballbat & rolled back prices like Douglas did to that Korean

wow

[DwightShrute]

should I go back return the money or consider it as a bonus that you get once in awhile in life?

[THE PROFIT]

lighten up, Dwight! Goddamn, son, its jokes

[THE PROFIT]

how did she fukk up that badly? sheesh.

no wonder she is working in a convient store.

no biggie, stealthy

[stealthyburrito]

no biggie, stealthy

i hate it when you do that.

[DwightShrute]

I will burn in hell for it

[THE PROFIT]

what, notice misspelling? I'm not all that bright but I am a stickler about spelling for some reason. I should have been a professional proofreader

[Cuse0323]

Don't worry, Nina will take care of it for you.

[THE PROFIT]

dont worry about it dwight. I thought it was some poor little girl working through school with no money. If its a fukin immigrant who owns it they are getting tax breaks like we will never see

[tanner40]

Just consider it your lucky day

[stealthyburrito]

what, notice misspelling? I'm not all that bright but I am a stickler about spelling for some reason. I should have been a professional proofreader

[stealthyburrito]

Don't worry, Nina will take care of it for you.

yeah, woulnd't surprise me to see the SBR morality & ethics comission takes its inquisition to ole dwight here.

[Ace_of_Spades]

No one cares about spelling on a forum, get over it. This is a place to relax.

[THE PROFIT]

whatever you do dont tell what store or what street for that matter. She'll call ever fukin one on the block til jackie chan answers

[Deuce]

Do the white thing and return the cash.

[THE PROFIT]

just givin stealthy a hard time, ace. You relax bro!

[wtf]

sorry dwight

nina has already contacted the store, provided them with your details

she is now contacting the local police and other authorities to ensure compliance

dumb fukin cow

[DrStale]

You're better than that Dwight, ain't your money.

[Dirty Sanchez]

No you're fine....karma dude

[Grandmaster B]

there is a female cybercop on here that will report you to the FBI once she sees this thread

[Grandmaster B]

sorry dwight

nina has already contacted the store, provided them with your details

she is now contacting the local police and other authorities to ensure compliance

dumb fukin cow

[MarkDee]

Play the lottery with the money
mabe it was a sign from god

[TR88]

today you robbed, tomorrow they will rob u.....thats how the World goes round man.

[Grandmaster B]

Don't worry, Nina will take care of it for you.

man..no wonder why she has been exiled to gamelive with the other bannished posters...kinda feel sorry for those guys

the rep she has made for herself will follow her for life in forumville