Sold the girlfriends dog to feed the gambling beast

[mrmarket]

I feel like a complete degenerate at the moment. The bases have hit me hard lately. I was chasing and had the roll on u 9.5 mil/pit today. And then these fukkin peanut chewing hicks can't play do their jobs and it's like a little league game spindling me in the ass with no lube.

So there i was busto on these forums reading the big time posts by fishhead how he's fellating Matchbook daily for a couple of dimes and I say fukk it. My girl got a teacup poodle in May after she finished her finals from her folks. She's at work and it's sitting there while my wallet is empty and all I see is a little wagging dollar sign. I figure it might be worth a couple of hundred bucks and I post it up on craigslist and about an hour later i've got a buyer. Dad (9-5 stiff) and little girl ugly (guess that's why she needs the dog) posts up and he bargains the little sad brown sack of shit down to $200.

She gets home and I put on a sad face saying how it got out of the patio door. Now my girl is in the other room making these lost ads on her netbook crying her eyes out and I'm sweating the u9 red sox game. If it hits i'll go get the dog back and say it has a weird disease contagious to children or something but if it doesn't i'll hit the bottom of the barrel.

Anything to feed the beast boys anything.

[The General]

LOL

[yanksfan]

That guy is really adorable....what a deal for 200.

[MJFtheGenius]

you have to do whatever it takes sometimes

[MJFtheGenius]

That guy is really adorable....what a deal for 200.

Yea someone on SBr probably would have gave you more then that

[Ace_of_Spades]

Yep, that dog would take no time to sell. You might want to hunt down that breeder.

[Extra Innings]

[Unicorn7]

well, at least the dog went to a great home. God Bless You

[minet123]

Go get help
no mater where you are or what State/Provence you live in they will set you up for free if you tell them this story

[Ace_of_Spades]

I would have payed 350 for it, go steal it now and sell it to me.

[soli]

LOL...there is no way this could be true. I just know you wouldn't do that

[thebayareabeast]

"Sold the dog"

why does that sound so funny

[daneault23]

The best you can do is a Push right now buddy

[rm18]

push this one then take Indians tomorrow they are on fire

[ehp6737]

Doubt this story is real, i hope your not that much of a degenerate. But if this story is true, than why sell her dog for $200 so you can gamble if your sitting on enough points to get a $250 free play in SBR store? makes no sense

[Andy117]

You need help if that's true.

[GELATINOUS CUBE]

YEAH----
I-GIVE-HANDJOBS-AT-THE-BORDER-SOMETIMES-TO-PLACE-A-FIVE-DOLLAR-HORSE-BET



GOTTADOWHATYOUGOTTADO

[Sunde91]

Under lost AND you get a..



Key Chain

(credit to excel for pic)

[Sunde91]

Is this seriously real though? Good god.

That pic of you man handling its little face and it's just looking up at you thinking "why are you doing that, it hurts, please love me" and then you sell it for chump change..

HOW OLD ARE YOU PAL?? 24??

[hhsilver]

at least that 9-5 stiff you condescendingly described had enough cash to buy the dog. Maybe 9-5 is the way to go.

in any case, I don't believe the story -- you are probably writing a book of short (gambling) stories and testing some ideas here --- looking forward to the follow up to this doggie tail -- i mean tale.

[rm18]

did not even see that, you got $200 worth of points, you can fuk with that, seems like a story

[pico]

awww. so cute

you probably did the right thing.

[Stallion]

Use your SBR points to get the free $250 bet, hopefully you win it, then cash out and go buy the dog back and you will be up $50 and your girlfriend will hopefully never find out.

[betplom]

Whats next?

Lemme guess, (now that the dog is gone) you're selling the girlfriends pussy?

[nadal fan]

your a ass..

[mrmarket]

Broke is broke. I will have to rejoin the work force by dealing three card monte in front of the dollarama on st. catherines tomorrow. Wonder if I can still opt into the pension plan?

[excel]

This can't be real.

[2daBank]

great move!!!!!!! Not only did you make $200, you dont have to worry about the price of dog food anymore...

[stikymess]

[babyanni]

nevermind

[sundin4prez]

Broke is broke. I will have to rejoin the work force by dealing three card monte in front of the dollarama on st. catherines tomorrow. Wonder if I can still opt into the pension plan?

are you in toronto by any chance?.... next you sell the girl hourly to keep on chasing

[will2survive]

I think that you're joking around--at least I hope so.The story is entertaining but if it is true the story is not cool.Animals are defenseless and people are attached to them.I rescue them.I hope that you're joking man.I nominated you anyway--the story caught my attention--good luck

[spartangreen]

thats pretty sad if its real. dogs are like family to most people.

[konck]

Good news is your not broke look for the 1k pts super free plays one will be coming some they usually run about 1200 pts so you need to get there ....plus you wont need to waste money on dog food

[ProfaneReality]

mrmarket say it aint so, say you havent joined the fiction group of sbr