Are A Woman's Children Part Of The Package??

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  • shari91
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 02-23-10
    • 32661

    #36
    Originally posted by THE PROFIT
    jj, give that kid 3 shots of benadryl & a valuum, that little bastard won't wake up til this time next week! Shari, of course I would never do that, I would make a great parent!
    Sure you would.

    And the mother wouldn't even have time to take the cap off the Benadryl bottle before JJ blew his droplets anyway. Sorry but there's no way you can call it a load when it's coming out of something that size.

    JJ you decrepit blockhead: Read Haunting's post. You've already been given the answer to your dilemma.
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    • BadNina
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 11-27-07
      • 10491

      #37
      excuse me but


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      • sickler
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 06-05-08
        • 15006

        #38
        I have a great witty remark ready to be unleashed in this thread, but I know I'll be hit with words to the effect of "man ban".
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        • will2survive
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 11-26-09
          • 8099

          #39
          Unfukkingfortunately yes! The women carry baggage and want you to be the dad---the kid is usually fukked up---from my experience at least---they scam you
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          • shari91
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 02-23-10
            • 32661

            #40
            Originally posted by will2survive
            Unfukkingfortunately yes! The women carry baggage and want you to be the dad---the kid is usually fukked up---from my experience at least---they scam you
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            • BadNina
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 11-27-07
              • 10491

              #41
              JJ, you should really ask Ficshnasty about this situation....
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              • sickler
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 06-05-08
                • 15006

                #42
                Originally posted by will2survive
                Unfukkingfortunately yes! The women carry baggage and want you to be the dad---the kid is usually fukked up---from my experience at least---they scam you
                The beauty of 18 yr olds. Rarely any baggage, you know what they want.
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                • jordan
                  SBR High Roller
                  • 01-19-10
                  • 129

                  #43
                  if shes bringing the kid then that means she has no plans to fukk. Just play the good dad part and she'lll think your father material and want to bone next time
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                  • sickler
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 06-05-08
                    • 15006

                    #44
                    Originally posted by jordan
                    if shes bringing the kid then that means she has no plans to fukk. Just play the good dad part and she'lll think your father material and want to bone next time
                    No, next time she'll leave the kid with him while she goes out shopping.
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                    • shari91
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 02-23-10
                      • 32661

                      #45
                      Originally posted by sickler
                      No, next time she'll leave the kid with him while she goes out shopping.
                      If any mother is willing to leave her child with JJ, then she's one twisted woman and she deserves the millisecond of horror she'll get when she roots him.
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                      • GonzosDirtyTrail
                        SBR Wise Guy
                        • 06-26-10
                        • 714

                        #46
                        In the immortal words of Rod Tidwell: "A real man wouldn't shoplift the pooty from a single mother."
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                        • mrmarket
                          SBR MVP
                          • 01-26-10
                          • 4953

                          #47
                          JJ you stupid fukk what do you think orphanages are for? Just pack the little tyke off and they give you a receipt. Fukk her a few days and when she wants him back she'll just have to pay some interest. You just have to be careful not to go over 90 days or else orphans can be sold but if it's an ugly child they'll jut sit there. Good way to save money in that case because it's cheaper than storage in those warehouse places.
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                          • jjgold
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 07-20-05
                            • 388179

                            #48
                            You people are hamburgers, while you are watching porn and scouring magazines for nude pics I am home with my cock hanging out of my underwear waiting to score

                            You guys and gals have no clue
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                            • THE PROFIT
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 11-27-09
                              • 17701

                              #49
                              Originally posted by GonzosDirtyTrail
                              In the immortal words of Rod Tidwell: "A real man wouldn't shoplift the pooty from a single mother."
                              I shoplifted the pooty!
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                              • sickler
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 06-05-08
                                • 15006

                                #50
                                Originally posted by shari91
                                If any mother is willing to leave her child with JJ, then she's one twisted woman and she deserves the millisecond of horror she'll get when she roots him.
                                I bet he's a real teddy bear with kids. Probably a dream for single mothers. That's where he should be setting his sights IMO.

                                I dated a couple of single mothers (not my thing). I played it smart. There was sex before I saw the kid(s). Made sure a sitter was in place. I was taking a course with one of them, we went to her place during lunch break, her kids were in school. Perfect.

                                JJ and others chasing "mommies", get sex before she introduces you to lil' Johnny.
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                                • will2survive
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 11-26-09
                                  • 8099

                                  #51
                                  JJ: when you're with your woman and her kid's in the next room,it's stressful.He can popin at anytime while you're "CLOSE"--it stresses the sh*t out of me and lessens the performance but there's nothing that I can do about it.I don't like whorish women---one and done---put a lock on the door--nothing else to do
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                                  • eidolon
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 01-02-08
                                    • 9531

                                    #52
                                    throw on toy story, and make your own story with some toys :grrr;
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                                    • Deuce
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 01-12-08
                                      • 29843

                                      #53
                                      Pay me 1200 I'll take the kid for a walk. Throw the ball around with it.
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                                      • sickler
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 06-05-08
                                        • 15006

                                        #54
                                        Originally posted by Deuce
                                        Pay me 1200 I'll take the kid for a walk. Throw the ball around with it.
                                        "it"

                                        Like it's not part of the human race. At least you're not sexist, Deuce. Most guys unsure of the gender would've said "him".
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                                        • ttwarrior1
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 06-23-09
                                          • 28467

                                          #55
                                          how did she get that baby anyway
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                                          • Killer_Demo
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 06-15-08
                                            • 8409

                                            #56
                                            will you be wearing your chest high sweat-pants jj? dont let her see those
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                                            • jjgold
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 07-20-05
                                              • 388179

                                              #57
                                              Kiler what is wrong with them?

                                              All the guys around here wear the high

                                              Forget this shit, I am calling her today to tell her no kids or you do not come over here

                                              I say she leaves kid home with sitter because she wants my cock

                                              YES!!!!
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                                              • Slainte
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 12-13-09
                                                • 2442

                                                #58
                                                jj we want pics and video!!!
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                                                • jjgold
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                  • 388179

                                                  #59
                                                  Its hard to get video but I can buy secret camera and maybe get right angle

                                                  I doubt this is going to happen, I get bites like this but still trying to break 14 year drought of not getting laid.
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                                                  • Davydave
                                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                                    • 07-01-08
                                                    • 700

                                                    #60
                                                    Run... don`t walk.
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