Are A Woman's Children Part Of The Package??

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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Are A Woman's Children Part Of The Package??
    I was talking to this lady and got some good feedback as she gave me the eye. I want to invite her over Friday Night but she has a kid and told me he has to come too. The kid is little and cannot walk yet and could be annoying. I want her at my place to fuk her in every fukkin room possible. I do not want her to come with the fukkin kid and play fukkin house and spend the whole night on the fukkin floor playing with the little nit wit.

    Do I tell her not to bring him because I want to fool around and he will be a distraction or do I play my cards right and say bring the kid and maybe try to fuk her behind couch when he is sleeping??

    How do you fuk a broad with a little kid in house??? I was thinking I could put a towel in her mouth so she does not moan when I am drilling her like a fukkin machine and wake the kid up??

    I want to fuk only, not interested in anything else here.

    Whats the play??
  • suckerforparlays
    Restricted User
    • 02-15-10
    • 4536

    #2
    there is no play if you just want to fuk her. Thats my thoughts atleast Only because she has a kid
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    • 2daBank
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 01-26-09
      • 88966

      #3
      something tells me you not gonna have her screaming anyway, but if you worried about it just give the kid a little whiskey or a sleep aid
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388179

        #4
        Banker she will moan

        I know what I am doing in bed
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        • pavyracer
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 04-12-07
          • 82857

          #5
          JJ don't worry about it. With your pecker size she won't moan or make a noise. Kid won't wake up.
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          • Chi_archie
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-22-08
            • 63172

            #6
            nope
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            • jjgold
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-20-05
              • 388179

              #7
              Originally posted by pavyracer
              JJ don't worry about it. With your pecker size she won't moan or make a noise. Kid won't wake up.
              Low Blow....I saw a survey online that size does not matter if you know how to use it and have the right rotation on it. If a woman likes you it does not matter Paver, many have said this.
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              • pavyracer
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 04-12-07
                • 82857

                #8
                Originally posted by jjgold
                Low Blow....I saw a survey online that size does not matter if you know how to use it and have the right rotation on it. If a woman likes you it does not matter Paver, many have said this.
                This is what the people with small peckers said in the survey JJ.
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #9
                  fuk you mother fukker

                  Pointed thin Tips are a recipe for anal sex with a woman Chief, now your jealous.
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                  • poker_dummy101
                    Restricted User
                    • 11-03-08
                    • 6395

                    #10
                    Gold is married..no chance this is true
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                    • chilidog
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 04-05-09
                      • 10305

                      #11
                      you wanna shoplift the pooty
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                      • shari91
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 02-23-10
                        • 32661

                        #12
                        People do have sex after having a baby you peckerhead.

                        I suspect once she spends time with you, any thought of sex will be out of the question anyway so don't worry about it.
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                        • ROFLcopter
                          SBR MVP
                          • 06-16-10
                          • 4446

                          #13
                          wait another 18 years and then fukk em both if its a daughter its a long term investment
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                          • sickler
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 06-05-08
                            • 15006

                            #14
                            Originally posted by jjgold
                            I was talking to this lady and got some good feedback as she gave me the eye. I want to invite her over Friday Night but she has a kid and told me he has to come too. The kid is little and cannot walk yet and could be annoying. I want her at my place to fuk her in every fukkin room possible. I do not want her to come with the fukkin kid and play fukkin house and spend the whole night on the fukkin floor playing with the little nit wit.

                            Do I tell her not to bring him because I want to fool around and he will be a distraction or do I play my cards right and say bring the kid and maybe try to fuk her behind couch when he is sleeping??

                            How do you fuk a broad with a little kid in house??? I was thinking I could put a towel in her mouth so she does not moan when I am drilling her like a fukkin machine and wake the kid up??

                            I want to fuk only, not interested in anything else here.

                            Whats the play??
                            That's when babysitters come in handy.
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                            • jjgold
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 07-20-05
                              • 388179

                              #15
                              This girl will not leave her baby with a sitter

                              I got a plan like I always do

                              Wine and Seduction and I will have her panties off


                              Yes I am clever
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                              • 2daBank
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 01-26-09
                                • 88966

                                #16
                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                Low Blow....I saw a survey online that size does not matter if you know how to use it and have the right rotation on it. If a woman likes you it does not matter Paver, many have said this.

                                when they say size doesnt matter they are assuming you got at least 5-6 inches to work with.....if you asked the women on that survey if a 2.5 inch pecker was a issue my guess is you would get a different response to "does size matter".......
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                                • HauntingTheHoly
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 04-28-10
                                  • 1397

                                  #17
                                  This is no big deal at all. If the kids that little it'll be asleep by 8 and you can just bang her anywhere.
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                                  • rm18
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 09-20-05
                                    • 22291

                                    #18
                                    depends the age would **** with my 9 month old goddaughter on the bed
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                                    • THE PROFIT
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 11-27-09
                                      • 17701

                                      #19
                                      JJ, you could fuk the goddamn kid & he wouldn't know it!!!!
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                                      • THE PROFIT
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 11-27-09
                                        • 17701

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by shari91
                                        People do have sex after having a baby you peckerhead.

                                        I suspect once she spends time with you, any thought of sex will be out of the question anyway so don't worry about it.


                                        you better fuk her quick, because after it happens she'll never fuk you again, but if she talks to you for more than 15 minutes it'll never happen the first time
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                                        • THE PROFIT
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 11-27-09
                                          • 17701

                                          #21
                                          I almost married a woman that had a little girl. We were together a long time & I finally realized I loved the kid more than momma, so that was not a healthy relationship. I wanted the kid to have a father more than I wanted to be that bitches husband!
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                                          • GELATINOUS CUBE
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 08-09-09
                                            • 4534

                                            #22
                                            Pretty-much:::::yes
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                                            • jjgold
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 07-20-05
                                              • 388179

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by THE PROFIT
                                              JJ, you could fuk the goddamn kid & he wouldn't know it!!!!
                                              you fuk!!
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                                              • Dad
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 11-26-08
                                                • 23245

                                                #24
                                                Mr Gold, the real question here is if your internet girlfriend would approve of this situation? Your internet girlfriend is hot as fukk, remember? Why would you want to risk screwing up a good thing?
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                                                • JW Cash
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 12-31-08
                                                  • 4453

                                                  #25
                                                  There are a lot of women without kids.....just continue looking, I guess...

                                                  I wouldnt want to be with a woman who has another man's children...just sayin...
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                                                  • wal66
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 10-14-08
                                                    • 5305

                                                    #26
                                                    Well you could do what Mathy did in his verion of THIS EXACT SAME STORYLINE and take the kid to Disneyland or you could do what ZBoiz did in his version of THIS EXACT SAME STORYLINE and end up picking her brother up from the bus station.

                                                    JJ, you're more original than this.
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                                                    • mcbaseball10
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 02-11-09
                                                      • 2866

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by wal66
                                                      Well you could do what Mathy did in his verion of THIS EXACT SAME STORYLINE and take the kid to Disneyland or you could do what ZBoiz did in his version of THIS EXACT SAME STORYLINE and end up picking her brother up from the bus station. JJ, you're more original than this.


                                                      That you wally?
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                                                      • BadNina
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 11-27-07
                                                        • 10491

                                                        #28
                                                        well, ask yourself this question, JJ.

                                                        how did she get that kid in that first place?
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                                                        • jjgold
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 07-20-05
                                                          • 388179

                                                          #29
                                                          I am not fukkin with no kid in the house, I want to be nude with this women all night so we can fuk anytime and no way to do this if her child is here.
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                                                          • BadNina
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 11-27-07
                                                            • 10491

                                                            #30
                                                            And here we go to Year 15....
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                                                            • shari91
                                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                              • 02-23-10
                                                              • 32661

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by jjgold
                                                              I am not fukkin with no kid in the house, I want to be nude with this women all night so we can fuk anytime and no way to do this if her child is here.
                                                              Do you really think you should be picky at this point?

                                                              If you can legally get a female to your house I suggest you go for it.

                                                              How many women do you have on the go now anyway?
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                                                              • pavyracer
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 04-12-07
                                                                • 82857

                                                                #32
                                                                Sure JJ open up the door nude with your 2.5 inch pecker and you will give her a good laugh.
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                                                                • ronjon619
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 09-06-09
                                                                  • 3675

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                                                  Banker she will moan

                                                                  I know what I am doing in bed


                                                                  you a member of the union?
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                                                                  • THE PROFIT
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 11-27-09
                                                                    • 17701

                                                                    #34
                                                                    jj, give that kid 3 shots of benadryl & a valuum, that little bastard won't wake up til this time next week!

                                                                    Shari, of course I would never do that, I would make a great parent!
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                                                                    • jjgold
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 07-20-05
                                                                      • 388179

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Lets not go there SHARI

                                                                      I lead my own sex life and you lead yours

                                                                      I swear you do not know my tastes or what I like in bed

                                                                      I do have a sexual side that women like
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