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  • ROYAJA8
    SBR MVP
    • 10-23-09
    • 2069

    #36
    Haha that was comedy. Nickys plan is funny just sneak into the car
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    • MC PICKS
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 01-10-10
      • 6644

      #37
      LOL, they will take that shit back to the store and sell slices for 2 bucks a pop and make 16 bucks.
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      • Bluehorseshoe
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 07-13-06
        • 15016

        #38
        Now THIS is where I approve Bad Nina getting involved.
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        • JohnGalt2341
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 12-31-09
          • 9138

          #39
          Here's a better idea; go to McDonald's... order you food... pay them, preferably with a $5 bill if your meal was under 5 dollars. When they give you your change back tell them that you gave them a $500 Bill as seen here:

          Act all serious until they get the Manager. When the Manager comes be sure to show them their own sign that says "The Customer is ALWAYS Right." You will then get $490 plus dollars back in change. One more tip, it helps not to hit the same McDonald's more than twice in a day.
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          • remmy358
            SBR MVP
            • 07-18-07
            • 2199

            #40
            lol that's not obvious...
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            • remmy358
              SBR MVP
              • 07-18-07
              • 2199

              #41
              Originally posted by JohnGalt2341
              Here's a better idea; go to McDonald's... order you food... pay them, preferably with a $5 if your meal was under 5 dollars. When they give you your change back tell them that you give them a $500 Bill as seen here:

              Act all serious until they get the Manager. When the Manager comes be sure to show them their own sign that says "The Customer is ALWAYS Right." You will then get $490 plus dollars back in change. One more tip, it helps not to hit the same McDonald's more than twice in a day.
              lol when they can't find a 500 in the drawer what happens lol
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              • INVEGA MAN
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 01-30-08
                • 6806

                #42
                i GOT A BETTER IDEA THAN THIS. when Pizza man shows up, pull out your gun and shoot him. Then you will have his pizza, money, and car for free
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                • BeatTheJerk
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 08-19-07
                  • 31794

                  #43
                  Try the dollar menu pal.
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                  • Carseller4
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 10-22-09
                    • 19627

                    #44
                    Originally posted by INVEGA MAN
                    i GOT A BETTER IDEA THAN THIS. when Pizza man shows up, pull out your gun and shoot him. Then you will have his pizza, money, and car for free
                    Anything involving the chances of a life sentence or the death penalty is never a better idea.
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                    • Nicky Santoro
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 04-08-08
                      • 16103

                      #45
                      how about this??? it's even better than your ideas...

                      you get a friend to go with 100$ bill like 20 min before you.. that bill will have lipstick on the mouth of bill..then you walk and give girl 5$.. then you say to girl you gave her 100$ bill.. she says no.. mgr arrives and you tell mgr that you can prove it.. you put lipstick on all your 100$ bills.. they check cash and it's there.. bingo, you just made 100$.

                      boys, i've got about 244 of these ideas.. if you want anymore of them, i got tons.. i never do them, but boy can i come up with some beauties much easier than these..


                      They don't call me Nicky Santoro for nothing..
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                      • JohnGalt2341
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 12-31-09
                        • 9138

                        #46
                        Originally posted by remmy358
                        lol when they can't find a 500 in the drawer what happens lol
                        That's irrelevant. The important thing is "The Customer is ALWAYS right." If only Sportsbooks had this slogan.
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                        • ROYAJA8
                          SBR MVP
                          • 10-23-09
                          • 2069

                          #47
                          Nicky is a straight up hustler I definitely wanna hear more of ur great hustling schemes
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                          • LostBankroll
                            Restricted User
                            • 02-10-10
                            • 4538

                            #48
                            Nicky that is brilliant my friend you ******* scam artist you!
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                            • mikejamm
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 08-24-09
                              • 11053

                              #49
                              Originally posted by HoulihansTX
                              Go buy a digorno you cheap fuk
                              ==========================
                              No shit really!Now you're scamm'in the pizza guy send'in him to vacant crack houses so you can get $30 bucks worth of pizza for $10?

                              If you would've pulled this shit a my uncle Pal Joey's pizzeria in New York city, a couple of mob guys would show up later and jam those pies down your fuk'in throat for free!

                              And we wonder why the country is so fuk'ed up! Everybody's got a scam to fuk everybody else!
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                              • GiveMeaBJ
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 09-08-09
                                • 8449

                                #50
                                You could get a feast at taco bell for $10.
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                                • hoopster42
                                  Restricted User
                                  • 02-12-08
                                  • 6099

                                  #51
                                  i pay $5 for my pizza so even $10 is a ripoff!
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                                  • SoV
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 03-21-10
                                    • 6420

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by INVEGA MAN
                                    i GOT A BETTER IDEA THAN THIS. when Pizza man shows up, pull out your gun and shoot him. Then you will have his pizza, money, and car for free
                                    Winner.
                                    FML

                                    http://forum.sbrforum.com/soccer-han...scussions.html
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                                    • Dad
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 11-26-08
                                      • 23245

                                      #53
                                      Originally posted by INVEGA MAN
                                      i GOT A BETTER IDEA THAN THIS. when Pizza man shows up, pull out your gun and shoot him. Then you will have his pizza, money, and car for free
                                      Gotta love how one small idea turns into a brilliant plan.

                                      Why go for the cheap pizzas when you can have the pizza/cash/car? brilliant!
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                                      • Dad
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 11-26-08
                                        • 23245

                                        #54
                                        Originally posted by Slim
                                        This would be easy in Detroit.
                                        Do they even deliver pizzas in Detroit? Thats gotta be more dangerous than being a police officer or a white person.
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