How to get a cheap pizza... works every time

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Finda a vacant house.

Order a pizza to a vacant house that is next to a house where people actually live.

Go to the house where people live and hang out there until the pizza arrives.

When you see the driver, strike up a conversation with him on why he is delivering a pizza to a vacant house. Then tell him you will buy the pizza(s) for $10 (you know you ordered at least $30 worth of pizzas.

He will then call his store and tell them that it was a fake delivery but somebody that just happened to be out on the street when he showed up offered to pay something for the pizzas.

At this point, they have the choice to sell the pizza at a discount and make a lil money, or the pizza is returned to the store and eather eaten by the employees or thrown away. Easy dicision buy the manager at that point.

Thank you and you're welcome. It works every time. Just dont use the same address every time.

[LordVodka]

The time it takes to find a vacant house and go through all that bullshit is too much. I'd rather pay $30.

[Albert Pujols]

Are you that broke?

[HoulihansTX]

Go buy a digorno you cheap fuk

[Dirty Sanchez]

lmao...try not to hold back your feelings

[Slim]

This would be easy in Detroit.

[Brock Landers]

unreal

[Rich Boy]

Or you could just save 150 points. and get a free pizza

[Rich Boy]

Or if u a super cheap bastard, only 125 points.

[THE PROFIT]

Just have your girlfriend show the delivery boy her ! Works every time & involves no lying or pre-planning & no conversation!

[thebayareabeast]

How much of a fukkin moron does the delivery driver have to be to not realize that these fukkin chumps who are just chillin outside being hoodrats are the ones responsible?

"Hey I'll buy that off you for 10 bucks".

Fuk you.

[itchypickle]

And they say this generation lacks creativity.....

[DiggityDaggityDo]

The time it takes to find a vacant house and go through all that bullshit is too much. I'd rather pay $30.

You guys dont get it. I came up with this plan by accident. Me and a friend of mine were hangin out one day, there was a house next door that was for rent. Nobody lived there. While we were out front hangin out a pizza driver showed up at the epmty house with a couple pizzas. We were laughing at him. He knew what was up I think. But there was nobody else around. We were not even thinking of taking advantage of the situation. BUT he asked us if we wanted to pay $10 for the pizzas. Well, heall yeah.

Now it's a plan. You can do it.

I have not tried it yet, But I know it work work. **** SBR points.

[stealthyburrito]

solid advice diggity.

[itchypickle]

You guys dont get it. I came up with this plan by accident. Me and a friend of mine were hangin out one day, there was a house next door that was for rent. Nobody lived there. While we were out front hangin out a pizza driver showed up at the epmty house with a couple pizzas. We were laughing at him. He knew what was up I think. But there was nobody else around. We were not even thinking of taking advantage of the situation. BUT he asked us if we wanted to pay $10 for the pizzas. Well, heall yeah.

Now it's a plan. You can do it.

I have not tried it yet, But I know it work work. **** SBR points.

OR..maybe the driver had just been parked behind the vacant house..and rubbed one off on the pizzas...called them in as 'dropped or spilled'...then saw you guys as easy marks..pawned the pies off on you...AND pocketed the $10?? Possibility!!!!

[DeluxeLiner]

Now this is stealing and wrong. You'd have to call from a payphone or you couldn't get away with this calling from the same cell number.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

OR..maybe the driver had just been parked behind the vacant house..and rubbed one off on the pizzas...called them in as 'dropped or spilled'...then saw you guys as easy marks..pawned the pies off on you...AND pocketed the $10?? Possibility!!!!

haha doubt that.

[stealthyburrito]

how many times have you done this diggity???

[eidolon]

how many times have you done this diggity???

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I'm guessing 0

[hanco21]

you got to be kidding me

[elchampion33]

lol you must have had alot of time on your hands to come up with a plan like this, if it somehow worked... more power to you i guess lol

[noober]

pretty funny. doubt it will work long term

[neville sinclair]

What could go wrong.....

[Fishhead]

Bad idea

[LLXC]

LOL

[sundin4prez]

yeahhhhhhhhh.... i'll just pay the $30

[OverUnder]

Pretty easy to find a vacant house in todays economy lol

[Philavanh]

LOL, sounds like something fun to do!!!

[Nicky Santoro]

my way is much better.. we used to do it when we were kids. (and its free) it never failed once..

order a small pizza for a building, then order 3 large pizza's for 3 houses down.. the driver will DEFINITELY deliver the small pizza first because you know the route.. when he goes up to deliver the small pizza, 99.9% of the time, they dont lock their door.. you hide behind the bushes and when he's in the building, get a kid to open up his car and take the 3 large pizza's.. (give him a few slices for free)


Oh and make sure you order extra cheese and extra other stuff for the 3 pizza's..


works like a charm.... you're welcome... and BON APPETIT.

[saints7011]

I can't believe I just read this hole fukkin thread...

[pavyracer]

Finda a vacant house.

Order a pizza to a vacant house that is next to a house where people actually live.

Go to the house where people live and hang out there until the pizza arrives.

When you see the driver, strike up a conversation with him on why he is delivering a pizza to a vacant house. Then tell him you will buy the pizza(s) for $10 (you know you ordered at least $30 worth of pizzas.

He will then call his store and tell them that it was a fake delivery but somebody that just happened to be out on the street when he showed up offered to pay something for the pizzas.

At this point, they have the choice to sell the pizza at a discount and make a lil money, or the pizza is returned to the store and eather eaten by the employees or thrown away. Easy dicision buy the manager at that point.

Thank you and you're welcome. It works every time. Just dont use the same address every time.

Why don't you wait until your neighbors are on vacation, then order the pizza so you don't have to leave your house. In that way you can go introduce yourself to the pizza guy and say they are gone for the weekend but you can negotiate taking the pizzas at a discounted rate. But you have to make sure your neighbors don't order from that Pizza place.

[seaborneq]

If you are going to make your living this way, don't expect to live long.

[unusialsusp5]

couldn't eat 30.00 worth of pizzas by myself since i am a loner and have no one to feed.

[hockeyman30304]

haha thats funny..i doubt it will work for long tho

[bradthebloke]

pass. stand around hanging out in 100 degree heat waiting for a pizza guy to show up? na