Is my girlfriend lying to me??

[pavyracer]

Jimmy,

You are obviously not responsible enough to become a father. It's a great responsibility being a father. If you are not ready give the child for adoption.

[gimme2dollars]

Oldest trick in the book bro. Women have been playing that card for ages.

[Fieldysnuts44]

She's a lyar bro and not very good one at that.Dumb

[Jimmy0607]

Jimmy, You are obviously not responsible enough to become a father. It's a great responsibility being a father. If you are not ready give the child for adoption.

Not at all Im 22 pavy

[EmpireMaker]

get a test, make her take it she is probably lying

[Tree Rollins]

What about if i go get a test and that shit comes up positive , Im fukked !! Specially knowing how she is

Later that night tell her you're going out with some friends. Wait a couple hours and sneak back into the house wearing all black and a ski-mask. Sneak up to her while she's sleeping and starting punching her in the stomach. Do this for about 2 or 3 minutes straight.

[Dirty Sanchez]

WTF?....dude come on....that's just a bit over the top

[mrmarket]

Later that night tell her you're going out with some friends. Wait a couple hours and sneak back into the house wearing all black and a ski-mask. Sneak up to her while she's sleeping and starting punching her in the stomach. Do this for about 2 or 3 minutes straight.

The old catholic clubber. Gets it every time.

[Sunde91]

This is where you hold your ground and show her who's boss.

Do not talk to her or make any moves to reconcile (the pregnancy is beyond obvious BS).

She will come to you desperate, and when she does, be merciful - the big man she needs.

If she doesn't come to you, fuk her, she wasn't worth it to begin with.

If you chase after a girl showing desperation and how much you need her, you might as well put on a skirt and give her a strap-on

[web_connect]

You have a gf. Life is good.

Lmao. Always in character, funny as hell

[antifoil]

you should go ahead and nut in her anyway to find out if she is really pregnant or not.

[ROFLcopter]

Tell her you insist on ass sex because you dont want your cock to poke the baby in the face

[Jaug]

You have a gf. Life is good.

Not that easy unfortunately.

[stikymess]

Think of it as your way out, get the test done, to confirm, then bail if she is willing to lie about that imagine what else she has lied about or will lie about. Anyway best of luck.

[thechaoz]

if true a dna test is imperative