Is my girlfriend lying to me??

betplom · 07-10-10, 07:08 PM

You can't be this dumb, can you?

Women lie pal, more than men. They are also usually better at it.

If you ask the right questions you will easily figure out the truth.

DrStale · 07-10-10, 07:09 PM

Yeah, that kid doesn't exist.

Go buy her a test at the store and have her show it to you when shes done. Problem solved.

2daBank · 07-10-10, 07:09 PM

Originally posted by betplom

You can't be this dumb, can you?

Pecos Bill · 07-10-10, 07:10 PM

Originally posted by Jimmy0607

Heres the story guys

The other day me and my girlfriend got into a big argument because I guess she wanted attention and i was looking at scores and all that so we went at it cussed each other out , brought bullshit from the past how i did this How I did that , so at the the end I was like fukk it im done with you I cant do this anymore and broke up with her, well after a few minutes she came and told me that she wanted attention because she had something important to tell me , THAT SHE'S PREGNANT!! I was shocked so I didnt know what to say or do , after an hour or so I told her that we were gonna get thru this to not worry about it

Heres the thing

I told her to lets go see a doctor and she looks for excuses not to go

I haven't seen the test

The other day I was joking and I was like now I can *** inside all I want and her reaction was NOOOOOO!! then she tried to play it off

Did she tell me that shes Pregnant just so we stay together??

You have a gf. Life is good.

robmpink · 07-10-10, 07:10 PM

go to Walgreens with her and buy a test. Seem really excited about the child and this test. See what happens.

2daBank · 07-10-10, 07:10 PM

she is a woman right? good chance she lying, even if she pregnant it might not be yours.......

Grandmaster B · 07-10-10, 07:10 PM

you can *** inside all the time anyway

its called "the pill"

if you cant *** inside whenever you want to I feel sorry for you as you're not a real man

2daBank · 07-10-10, 07:11 PM

Originally posted by Pecos Bill

You have a gf. Life is good.

PB you are a very sad individual......

Jimmy0607 · 07-10-10, 07:11 PM

What about if i go get a test and that shit comes up positive , Im fukked !! Specially knowing how she is

Dirty Sanchez · 07-10-10, 07:12 PM

Dude wear a raincoat..what the Hell's a matter with you?

Jimmy0607 · 07-10-10, 07:13 PM

Grandmaster she used to take the pill but it wasnt good she was fukkin moody all the time

betplom · 07-10-10, 07:13 PM

Originally posted by Jimmy0607

What about if i go get a test and that shit comes up positive , Im fukked !! Specially knowing how she is

While you are at Walgreens buy:

a) pregnancy test
b) coat hanger

You're welcome, pal.

Originally posted by Jimmy0607

Grandmaster she used to take the pill but it wasnt good she was fukkin moody all the time

Is "moody" that little black guy from down the block?

2daBank · 07-10-10, 07:13 PM

dont concede that it is yours so fast, either stick the needle in her stomach or tell her to hit you up in 9 months so you can have a the test.....

obamaismyuncle · 07-10-10, 07:14 PM

Throw her the fuk out for being dumb..

jayroy25 · 07-10-10, 07:15 PM

Do what rob said and act happy as hell. Then when yo catch her in a lie you can hold this over her head for as long as you live

jayroy25 · 07-10-10, 07:16 PM

Ot just kik the bitch ot and tell her yo can check scores wenever the fuk want

DrStale · 07-10-10, 07:17 PM

Originally posted by Jimmy0607

What about if i go get a test and that shit comes up positive , Im fukked !! Specially knowing how she is

What? If shes pregnant youre already fvcked. You think if you don't confirm that shes pregnant the kid will disappear or something?

shari91 · 07-10-10, 07:19 PM

Originally posted by 2daBank

she is a woman right? good chance she lying, even if she pregnant it might not be yours.......

Banker you ratbag!! Not all of us lie and many of us wouldn't lie about something as important as this just to keep a guy around.

Originally posted by Grandmaster B

you can *** inside all the time anyway its called "the pill"

There's a reason they have a disclaimer about the Pill's effectiveness on each pack. I'd guess about 1/3 of my Mommy group are there because they solely relied on the Pill.

Jimmy0607 · 07-10-10, 07:21 PM

Originally posted by DrStale

What? If shes pregnant youre already fvcked. You think if you don't confirm that shes pregnant the kid will disappear or something?

Going to a doctor will do the trick , if she is we will see another Doctor

DrStale · 07-10-10, 07:24 PM

Originally posted by Jimmy0607

Going to a doctor will do the trick , if she is we will see another Doctor

Your call bro, headin to wal mart would be cheaper though.

Grandmaster B · 07-10-10, 07:24 PM

Originally posted by Jimmy0607

Grandmaster she used to take the pill but it wasnt good she was fukkin moody all the time

the pill is a mans best friend

mrmarket · 07-10-10, 07:24 PM

You need to get control of the situation. Pay attention to the girl and act like having a kid matters to you. Say you want to get the test done because you're worried about the potential health of her and the baby. For god's sake do not fukk her until you get this test done and the results back.

If she's lying dump her sorry ass. This is a bitch you don't want to be sexing because she'll use the kid excuse again in the future and the next time maybe she won't be fukking around anymore.

If she's not you either:

A) Keep the kid if that's what you want.
B) Convince her to abort. That is another thread though and a much more complicated process involving oodles of manipulation especially if she has it in her mind that she's taking it to term.

Dirty Sanchez · 07-10-10, 07:25 PM

Yeah if she's pregnant going to a second doctor will surely make it disappear....dude you're finished

If she's lying to you...you've got a Fatal Attraction on your hands....watch for the bunny boiling on the stove

2daBank · 07-10-10, 07:26 PM

[quote=shari91;5439367]Banker you ratbag!! Not all of us lie and many of us wouldn't lie about something as important as this just to keep a guy around.

lol, but many of you do just that my dear......not saying all of you, well yes i am, most of you anyway

....oh how many times ive seen this game run on poor unsuspecting youngsters, either lying about the whole thing then the inevitable "miscarriage" that follows, or my fav "the baby has to be yours" lolololol......

GonzosDirtyTrail · 07-10-10, 07:31 PM

The woman's a liar, sounds like.

shari91 · 07-10-10, 07:36 PM

Originally posted by shari91

Banker you ratbag!! Not all of us lie and many of us wouldn't lie about something as important as this just to keep a guy around. lol, but many of you do just that my dear......not saying all of you, well yes i am, most of you anyway

....oh how many times ive seen this game run on poor unsuspecting youngsters, either lying about the whole thing then the inevitable "miscarriage" that follows, or my fav "the baby has to be yours" lolololol......

Yeah, I guess they do but you know me - I don't like seeing all of us being lumped in with those crazy bitches.

Jimmy - 99% of the time when a woman thinks she's pregnant, whether she wants a baby or not, her trash can is filled to the brim with pregnancy tests. Buy one of those two pack jobs and get her to do both so she can't pull the "oh, I must've screwed up the test" trick. You most likely won't get the results back from the Dr the same day so if you want to find out quickly, home pregnancy tests are the way to go. And nowadays, they really are basically as accurate as going to a Dr anyway.

And if you find out she's lying, please kick her ass to the curb immediately. Best of luck with it all.

Jimmy0607 · 07-10-10, 07:37 PM

Originally posted by shari91

Yeah, I guess they do but you know me - I don't like seeing all of us being lumped in with those crazy bitches. Jimmy - 99% of the time when a woman thinks she's pregnant, whether she wants a baby or not, her trash can is filled to the brim with pregnancy tests. Buy one of those two pack jobs and get her to do both so she can't pull the "oh, I must've screwed up the test" trick. You most likely won't get the results back from the Dr the same day so if you want to find out quickly, home pregnancy tests are the way to go. And nowadays, they really are basically as accurate as going to a Dr anyway. And if you find out she's lying, please kick her ass to the curb immediately. Best of luck with it all.

Thanks for the Advice Shari

CashMoney · 07-10-10, 07:38 PM

C'mon get a prego test and MAKE her take it when she's at your place. She's probably lying. Phukin sad when chicks try to pull this shit but she wouldn't be the 1st. Better yet, say "Let's go out drinking." and she if she starts downing

2daBank · 07-10-10, 07:40 PM

Shari in the real world 97% of you bitches are crazy!!!!!! no offense as im sure you are stable, nothing wrong with being in that 3%, in fact if you are in that 3% congrats you are quite a find

Ryangene · 07-10-10, 07:40 PM

If she is lying about being pregnant she should really take a look in the mirror before getting her ass beat. Someone has to be crazy as hell to lie about something that serious.

jjgold · 07-10-10, 07:41 PM

Jimmy GL

This is why I only have an Internet girlfriend, I cannot get her pregnant

2daBank · 07-10-10, 07:42 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Jimmy GL

This is why I only have an Internet girlfriend, I cannot get her pregnant

bradthebloke · 07-10-10, 07:42 PM

she is pregnant. we didnt know how to tell you.

shari91 · 07-10-10, 07:44 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Jimmy GL This is why I only have an Internet girlfriend, I cannot get her pregnant