(big trouble boys,big trouble)

[Doug]

This isn't cool at all !

BTJ gives Johny his DL. I assume they are not identical twins. The envelope could have 10K cash in it, right, or something even more valuable ?

Fed-ex guy just gives it up to Johnny because he has Jim's DL ? Hell, he should be calling the Po-lice ?

What if Johnny killed BTJ because he knew 10k cash was coming, I have this guy's DL ( but I just shot him), give me the envelope, I have his DL !

They might leave it at the door.....I've had them do that....or not....or deliver it to the wrong building, too !

Also BTJ....never leave your home without your ID, you can get arrested for that, especially if stopped driving and you can't produce a DL.

I feel naked without a DL on my person.

[mikejamm]

This isn't cool at all !

BTJ gives Johny his DL. I assume they are not identical twins. The envelope could have 10K cash in it, right, or something even more valuable ?

Fed-ex guy just gives it up to Johnny because he has Jim's DL ? Hell, he should be calling the Po-lice ?

What if Johnny killed BTJ because he knew 10k cash was coming, I have this guy's DL ( but I just shot him), give me the envelope, I have his DL !

They might leave it at the door.....I've had them do that....or not....or deliver it to the wrong building, too !

Also BTJ....never leave your home without your ID, you can get arrested for that, especially if stopped driving and you can't produce a DL.

I feel naked without a DL on my person.

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Yeah, is it me or is this starting to sound like a fuked up episode of the "Sopranos"?

"Ok, so Knockdown Johnny is gonna assume my identity and make the pick up without the misses finding out, cause he works for the city, hint hint, and is on the take. Knockdown use to bust heads back in the old days and provide protection for the local pizzaria. Knockdown owes me because he had to call in a favor one time, when he "accidentally" killed toothless Mcginny over some bad Irish whiskey that me mum made in her basement. I told him Mcginny made it, to save me mum from getting cold cocked. So to get rid of Mcginny's body, I called my friend Pauley who controls the local garbage truck syndicate, and bada boom bada bing, no more Mcginny, mum went back to mak'in snickerdoodles, and nobody is the wiser. Fooorget aaabout it!"

[BEANTOWNJIM]

DOUG I AM ON A NICE ROLL DONT SPOIL IT WITH ALL THAT MATCHBOOK BULLSHIT.YOU TOLD ME BEFORE THEY DONT TAKE ** AND ITS A PAIN IN THE ARSE TO GET PAID I DONT THINK THEY EVEN DO FED EX.

I LOVE 5 DIMES THEY HAVE REDUCED JUICE YOU WONT FIND 10 CENT TOTALS ANYWHERE ELSE OFFSHORE AND BEST OF ALL THEY PAY I AM 11 WINS AND 1 LOSS IN MY LAST 12 WAGERS BOYS THATS NOT A BAD PERCENTAGE

I AM FINE JUST PLAYING AT 1 SPORTSBOOK AT A TIME AS LONG AS I AM WINNING

FED EX DOESNT CARE WHO SIGNS FOR THE ENVELOPE AS LONG AS THEY DONT HAVE TO COME BACK AND TRY AND DELIVER IT AGAIN.

BOYS 3 DIMES TODAY AND I STILL HAVE 2 DIMES TO GAMBLE WITH NOT A BAD 800 DOLLAR INVESTMENT HUH FELLAS

I GRIN WHEN I WIN

[jjgold]

PROBLEM SOLVED,PROBLEM SOLVED I WENT DOWN TO THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB I HAD A COUPLE OF BEERS WITH JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN THE GOLDEN GLOVES CHAMPION OF 1984 AND AS USUAL JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN FIGURED OUT A PERFECT PLAN.I AM GOING TO GET MY MONEY

JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN WORKS FOR THE CITY OF BOSTON HE IS GOING TO TAKE HIS PARKS AND RECREATION TRUCK OVER TO MY HOUSE AND SIT OUTSIDE UNTIL THE FED EX TRUCK ARRIVES I GAVE HIM MY I.D. FED EX NEVER ASKS FOR AN ID BUT JUST TO BE SAFE I GAVE HIM MY LICENSE AND MY CELL NUMBER.HE SAID HE WILL SIGN FOR IT AND IF MY LOVELY WIFE ASKS HIM ANY QUESTIONS HE WILL JUST TELL HER THAT HE HAD A LETTER SENT TO MY HOUSE

I LOVE JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN THE GUY JUST KNOWS HOW TO SOLVE PROBLEMS

BEANTOWNJIM WILL GET HIS CHECK AND THE LOVELY WIFE WONT SEE A DIME OF MY GAMBLING WINNINGS ALSO I WILL ASK HER FOR MY ALOWANCE ON SATURDAY NIGHT

I GRIN WHEN THE CHECK COMES IN

Classic

Hiding your gambling is a pain in the ass, women hate gambling and that is why I do not have one. Jimmy I do not have to deal with the daily bull shit you have too.

[Boscoe]

Jim, how much allowance does she give you?

[RealSlimShady]

Johnny Knockdown should take Beaner's check and ID to the bank and cash the check.

JOHNNY GRINS WHEN HE DOES BEANER IN!

[Doug]

11-1 is an excellent run.

What are doing with the $$$ Jeem ?

[Bigmikesm]

What happened Jim? Did Johnny knockdown get your $$$$$ ???

[DrunkHorseplayer]

If she snags the check, hire a Nigerian to steal it from her and give him your lawnmower as payment.

[ROYAJA8]

Jim got jacked. The guy took the check and his woman. Nooooooo the plan backfired. Haha

[BEANTOWNJIM]

BOYS THE CHECK IS IN THE BANK IT WAS SENT FROM CANADA SO IT TAKES 5 BUSINESS DAYS TO CLEAR.

JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN WAS OUT FRONT OF MY HOUSE MY LOVELY WIFE CAME OUT AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE WAS DOING HE SAID HE ORDERED SOME TICKETS FOR A PLAY IN NEW YORK CITY HE WANTED TO SURPRISE HIS WIFE SO HE HAD THEM SENT FED EX TO MY HOUSE WORKED LIKE A CHARM BOYS EVERYBODY IS HAPPY

THE CHECK IS IN THE BANK NICE AND SAFE FROM THE LOVELY WIFE

I GRIN WHEN THE CHECK COMES IN

[Doug]

glad it worked out. Did Johnny charge you ?

Jeem make a small parlay tonight in CFL

Winnipeg -11.5 and over 46.5

maybe for $200-300

Good chance it cashes, maybe 35%, works at +260

[Stansfield]

You ARE the man in the relationship, right?

[jayroy25]

Beantown great job. Now thats what i call genius

[BEANTOWNJIM]

DOUG JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN HAS THE BEST JOB IN THE CITY HE DRIVES AROUND IN A CITY CAR AND MAKES SURE THE BONE HEADS ARE WORKING ON THE GRASS AND CLEANING THE PARKS.HE NEVER LEAVES HIS CAR ALL HE DOES IS DRIVE AROUND ALL DAY LONG.HE IS BASICALLY HIS OWN BOSS EVERYBODY IS AFFRAID OF HIM SO THEY SAY JOHNNY JUST GO CHECK MEMORIAL PARK MAKE SURE IT LOOKS GOOD THE MAYOR'S STAFF HAS A SOFTBALL GAME TONIGHT.JOHNNY GETS THE BONE HEADS TO CLEAN THE PARK AND THATS HIS JOB.

I COULD HAVE WORKED WITH HIM ON THE PARK AND RECREATION CREW BUT AT THE TIME I WAS MAKING BIG MONEY AS A UNION IRONWORKER AND I TOLD HIM I COULDNT TAKE THE CUT IN PAY.NOW HE IS MAKING GOOD MONEY AND HAS NO STRESS ON HIS CITY JOB.LIKE I SAID HE IS HIS OWN BOSS.

HE SPENDS MOST OF HIS DAYS AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB AND HE IS ON THE CLOCK THEY CALL HIM ON HIS RADIO IF THEY NEED HIM AND NOBODY HAS CALLED HIM FOR OVER 3 MONTHS THE F-CKING GUY HAS THE BEST JOB IN THE CITY OF BOSTON

I WONT SLIP JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN ANY MONEY FOR THAT FAVOR TODAY HE KNOWS ME I WILL BUY HIM A COUPLE OF EXTRA BEERS AT THE CLUB AND WE CAN SIT AROUND AND HAVE A GOOD LAUGH ABOUT IT

[Doug]

DOUG JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN HAS THE BEST JOB IN THE CITY HE DRIVES AROUND IN A CITY CAR AND MAKES SURE THE BONE HEADS ARE WORKING ON THE GRASS AND CLEANING THE PARKS.HE NEVER LEAVES HIS CAR ALL HE DOES IS DRIVE AROUND ALL DAY LONG.HE IS BASICALLY HIS OWN BOSS EVERYBODY IS AFFRAID OF HIM SO THEY SAY JOHNNY JUST GO CHECK MEMORIAL PARK MAKE SURE IT LOOKS GOOD THE MAYOR'S STAFF HAS A SOFTBALL GAME TONIGHT.JOHNNY GETS THE BONE HEADS TO CLEAN THE PARK AND THATS HIS JOB.

I COULD HAVE WORKED WITH HIM ON THE PARK AND RECREATION CREW BUT AT THE TIME I WAS MAKING BIG MONEY AS A UNION IRONWORKER AND I TOLD HIM I COULDNT TAKE THE CUT IN PAY.NOW HE IS MAKING GOOD MONEY AND HAS NO STRESS ON HIS CITY JOB.LIKE I SAID HE IS HIS OWN BOSS.

HE SPENDS MOST OF HIS DAYS AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB AND HE IS ON THE CLOCK THEY CALL HIM ON HIS RADIO IF THEY NEED HIM AND NOBODY HAS CALLED HIM FOR OVER 3 MONTHS THE F-CKING GUY HAS THE BEST JOB IN THE CITY OF BOSTON

I WONT SLIP JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN ANY MONEY FOR THAT FAVOR TODAY HE KNOWS ME I WILL BUY HIM A COUPLE OF EXTRA BEERS AT THE CLUB AND WE CAN SIT AROUND AND HAVE A GOOD LAUGH ABOUT IT

Reminds me of A Somoan guy I once worked with. This guy was huge, NFL linebacker huge. His name was Junior.

We'd be working OT on Saturdays to make a buck. Junior would show up 3 hours late, steal some materials for his personal side jobs, then say I was here, right !

Yes, you were there Junior ! The company owner was afraid to fire the guy. He had a cousin or something that played in the NFL, too. This was around san diego.

Junior was about 5' 11" tall and wide. pretty much 6' whatever way you measured him.

[yisman]

I know a Samoan Junior that played in the NFL...