(big trouble boys,big trouble)

RealSlimShady · 07-08-10, 05:17 PM

Give Yuri $20 to take her out for breakfast for a couple of hours.

Holtgetsback · 07-08-10, 05:19 PM

Jim.... some of the best minds in the world are on this forum

we have a team on this right now figuring out what you should do

I GRIN WHEN THE CHECK COMES IN

freeVICK · 07-08-10, 05:19 PM

stop being a bitch just give your chick like 500 to go shopping

sundin4prez · 07-08-10, 05:20 PM

get a freind to take her out to breakfast or give her a couple of ruffies

ngates815 · 07-08-10, 05:22 PM

Put her at the bottom of the ocean for opening something with your name on it...She needs to learn whats says your name she does not touch.

tltaylor89 · 07-08-10, 05:22 PM

Tell here to go to the store and the bank and the mall and to lunch you should be home by then

BEANTOWNJIM · 07-08-10, 05:28 PM

ITS OVER BOYS SHE SAID SHE WANTS TO GET SOME THINGS DONE AROUND THE HOUSE THAT MEANS LIGHT YARD WORK AND FOOLING AROUND WITH HER PLANTS I AM DEAD FELLAS MY 3200 IS GONE

I KNOW 5 DIMES CHECKS ALWAYS ARRIVE WITHIN 2 DAYS THIS IS THE ONE TIME I HOPE IT DOESNT COME UNTIL MONDAY BUT I KNOW IT WILL BE HERE FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING I KNOW THE ROUTINE.

BOYS THIS ISNT GOOD I HAVE TO MEET WITH AN INSPECTOR TOMORROW FOR SECTION 8 IF I DONT MEET THEM THEY WILL STOP PAYMENT ON MY CHECK SO I HAVE TO BE THERE

BOYS I AM AFFRAID ITS CURTAINS FOR YOUR PAL BEANTOWNJIM I DONT KNOW HOW I CAN GET HER OUT OF THE HOUSE

blackbeSSt · 07-08-10, 05:31 PM

dude if the check is in your name and your name only, she can't do shit with it.......unless y'all have a joint account and then she can deposit it and then possibly get it back.

Dad · 07-08-10, 05:31 PM

Section 8? wtf?

Holtgetsback · 07-08-10, 05:33 PM

Jim, call your mailman

Mailmen are people too and i'm sure he'd hold onto it for you if you took him out for a beer.

RealSlimShady · 07-08-10, 05:33 PM

Hire a Nigerian to mow your lawn and intercept the FedEx package.

xyzky · 07-08-10, 05:33 PM

See if you can get the tracking number then Call FedEx and tell them you want to pick up the package, or have them drop it of at a later date...

BEANTOWNJIM · 07-08-10, 05:35 PM

BLACK WE ARE HAPPILY MARRIED I THINK SHE JUST SIGNS THE CHECK AND IN THE BANK IT GOES.I HAVE AN ACCOUNT ON THE SIDE FOR GAMBLING SHE DOESNT EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT I HAVE A P.O. BOX AT THE POST OFFICE ALL MY MAIL GOES THERE.

I WONT SEE A PENNY OF THIS MONEY IF SHE GETS A HOLD OF IT

IT WILL ARRIVE AT 9.30 AND BEFORE 10 A.AM IT WILL BE IN THE BANK I AM DONE FELLAS THE STREAK IS OVER ALL BECAUSE SHE TOOK A DAY OFF

Crush_your_book · 07-08-10, 05:38 PM

xyzky 105% right.. I have a Fedex account and what xyzky just explained i do with no problems... Call! call! NOW Call back to back.

Originally posted by xyzky

See if you can get the tracking number then Call FedEx and tell them you want to pick up the package, or have them drop it of at a later date...

blackbeSSt · 07-08-10, 05:39 PM

heres what you need to say to her if she touches it:

what did the 5 fingers say to the face....

HoldEmHook!! · 07-08-10, 05:40 PM

Originally posted by xyzky

See if you can get the tracking number then Call FedEx and tell them you want to pick up the package, or have them drop it of at a later date...

this is the way....I work in the industry.....call the local Fed-ex office and tell them you are expecting a delivery and will not be at home....then you can either have it delivered to an alternate address or, have them hold it for "will call" and you go get it at your leisure...problem solved

xyzky · 07-08-10, 05:40 PM

Originally posted by blackbeSSt

heres what you need to say to her if she touches it:

what did the 5 fingers say to the face....

I got to go and watch some of those episodes...

Rixsaw · 07-08-10, 05:41 PM

simple......
Call in sick tomorrow and stay home. Work on your car in the garage to make sure you get the FED EX guy before he ring the door bell. If you don't have a car to work on then just make sure you answer the door bell when it ring. If she ask what the envelope is for, just say it's your health insurance card from your work place. PROBLEM SOLVED.

biggie12 · 07-08-10, 05:50 PM

funny post.

Call fedex tell you wont be home tomorrow to accept the cheque they will redeliver the next day or you can go pick it up from the local head ofice

OmgUrMom · 07-08-10, 05:53 PM

i will take the wife off yours hand beaner

jjgold · 07-08-10, 06:09 PM

Originally posted by BEANTOWNJIM

BOYS I HAVE A VERY SERIOUS PROBLEM ON MY HANDS

TOMORROW MY CHECK FROM 5 DIMES IS ARRIVING 3200 COLD CASH I KNOW THE FED EX GUY DROPS IT OFF AROUND 9.30 A.M. MY LOVELY WIFE JUST INFORMED ME SHE IS TAKING TOMORROW OFF.BOYS IF SHE GETS HER HANDS ON THIS CHECK ITS SO LONG ALLOWANCE MONEY AND I WILL BE GIVING HER AN ALLOWANCE.SHE WILL CONFINSCATE THIS CHECK FOR SURE AND YOUR BUDDY BEANTOWNJIM WILL BE OUT 3200 DOLLARS

I WORKED HARD FOR THIS MONEY NOW I HAVE TO THINK OF A WAY TO KEEP IT IN MY POCKET AND NOT MY LOVELY WIFES

BOYS HOW AM I GOING TO GET MY WIFE OUT OF THE HOUSE AT 9.30 I WONT GET HOME UNTIL AT THE EARLIEST 11 A.M. I HAVE TO MEET SOMEBODY AT 9 A.M.

BOYS THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS MATTER I HAVENT ENJOYED AN OFFSHORE PAYOUT IN MONTHS AND I DONT WANT MY LOVELY WIFE TO SPOIL THIS ONE.

I HAVE TO THINK OF A WAY TO GET HER OUT OF THE HOUSE EARLY IN THE MORNING OR I MIGHT AS WELL KISS MY 3200 GOODBYE

SPORTSBOOKS SAY SWEAT THE GAMES NOT THE PAYOUTS WELL FELLAS IN THIS CASE I AM SWEATING THE PAYOUT

mikejamm · 07-08-10, 08:10 PM

How about you grow a pair and tell your 'ol lady not to open your mail. So let's get this straight, you're happily married, she doesn't know you gamble, and you got a secret account for your winnings? And if she gets the check, she's just gonna sign a $3200 check deposit it and not ask where the fuk it came from? Well at least we know who wears the pants in your marriage! I'm calling BS on this one caps lock freak!

OmgUrMom · 07-08-10, 08:12 PM

Originally posted by mikejamm

How about you grow a pair and tell your 'ol lady not to open your mail. So let's get this straight, you're happily married, she doesn't know you gamble, and you got a secret account for your winnings? And if she gets the check, she's just gonna sign a $3200 check deposit it and not ask where the fuk it came from? Well at least we know who wears the pants in your marriage! I'm calling BS on this one caps lock freak!

who is this guy? he is funny

yisman · 07-08-10, 08:17 PM

Originally posted by Rixsaw

simple......
Call in sick tomorrow and stay home. Work on your car in the garage to make sure you get the FED EX guy before he ring the door bell. If you don't have a car to work on then just make sure you answer the door bell when it ring. If she ask what the envelope is for, just say it's your health insurance card from your work place. PROBLEM SOLVED.

I don't think you read what beaner wrote.

EmpireMaker · 07-08-10, 08:20 PM

send her to the mall to get something for the house that she's talked about or call fed ex and pick up at local office

Dirty Sanchez · 07-08-10, 08:20 PM

What the Hell did you get married for in the first place? Serves you right...once you say I do...you don't (own anything)

Just tell her you're helping out a friend buy a surprise gift for his mother for her birthday....and run like hell

yanksfan · 07-08-10, 08:23 PM

Originally posted by HoldEmHook!!

this is the way....I work in the industry.....call the local Fed-ex office and tell them you are expecting a delivery and will not be at home....then you can either have it delivered to an alternate address or, have them hold it for "will call" and you go get it at your leisure...problem solved

bingo

BEANTOWNJIM · 07-08-10, 08:24 PM

PROBLEM SOLVED,PROBLEM SOLVED I WENT DOWN TO THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB I HAD A COUPLE OF BEERS WITH JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN THE GOLDEN GLOVES CHAMPION OF 1984 AND AS USUAL JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN FIGURED OUT A PERFECT PLAN.I AM GOING TO GET MY MONEY

JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN WORKS FOR THE CITY OF BOSTON HE IS GOING TO TAKE HIS PARKS AND RECREATION TRUCK OVER TO MY HOUSE AND SIT OUTSIDE UNTIL THE FED EX TRUCK ARRIVES I GAVE HIM MY I.D. FED EX NEVER ASKS FOR AN ID BUT JUST TO BE SAFE I GAVE HIM MY LICENSE AND MY CELL NUMBER.HE SAID HE WILL SIGN FOR IT AND IF MY LOVELY WIFE ASKS HIM ANY QUESTIONS HE WILL JUST TELL HER THAT HE HAD A LETTER SENT TO MY HOUSE

I LOVE JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN THE GUY JUST KNOWS HOW TO SOLVE PROBLEMS

BEANTOWNJIM WILL GET HIS CHECK

AND THE LOVELY WIFE WONT SEE A DIME OF MY GAMBLING WINNINGS ALSO I WILL ASK HER FOR MY ALOWANCE ON SATURDAY NIGHT

I GRIN

WHEN THE CHECK COMES IN

wtf · 07-08-10, 08:32 PM

what would you do with the cash anyway?

seriously?

kfranz31 · 07-08-10, 09:49 PM

set her up for a massage

HoldEmHook!! · 07-08-10, 10:04 PM

Originally posted by mikejamm

How about you grow a pair and tell your 'ol lady not to open your mail. So let's get this straight, you're happily married, she doesn't know you gamble, and you got a secret account for your winnings? And if she gets the check, she's just gonna sign a $3200 check deposit it and not ask where the fuk it came from? Well at least we know who wears the pants in your marriage! I'm calling BS on this one caps lock freak!

Thats funny shit

jayroy25 · 07-08-10, 10:07 PM

Biggie puts it best. Just call fedex and tell them to deliver it the next day or go pick it up. Worse case scenario and your wife doesnt work until monday. Just wait a couple days and get it on monday

Doug · 07-08-10, 11:57 PM

Originally posted by BEANTOWNJIM

PROBLEM SOLVED,PROBLEM SOLVED I WENT DOWN TO THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB I HAD A COUPLE OF BEERS WITH JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN THE GOLDEN GLOVES CHAMPION OF 1984 AND AS USUAL JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN FIGURED OUT A PERFECT PLAN.I AM GOING TO GET MY MONEY

JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN WORKS FOR THE CITY OF BOSTON HE IS GOING TO TAKE HIS PARKS AND RECREATION TRUCK OVER TO MY HOUSE AND SIT OUTSIDE UNTIL THE FED EX TRUCK ARRIVES I GAVE HIM MY I.D. FED EX NEVER ASKS FOR AN ID BUT JUST TO BE SAFE I GAVE HIM MY LICENSE AND MY CELL NUMBER.HE SAID HE WILL SIGN FOR IT AND IF MY LOVELY WIFE ASKS HIM ANY QUESTIONS HE WILL JUST TELL HER THAT HE HAD A LETTER SENT TO MY HOUSE

I LOVE JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN THE GUY JUST KNOWS HOW TO SOLVE PROBLEMS

sounds fishy ! Johny can just wait at your house for hours on city time ?

he doesn't have an address to send stuff to ?

I think the delay on the delivery is the way to go, and you pick it up.

BEANTOWNJIM WILL GET HIS CHECK

AND THE LOVELY WIFE WONT SEE A DIME OF MY GAMBLING WINNINGS ALSO I WILL ASK HER FOR MY ALOWANCE ON SATURDAY NIGHT

I GRIN

WHEN THE CHECK COMES IN

golden chance missed to transfer a bit to Matchbook and try them out. You can transfer in there but you can't deposit using any means you'd use.

pico · 07-09-10, 01:55 AM

you're screwed