Going to text that chick from the club.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Just keep sending texts every 5 minutes, and then every 2 after the Cops show up and bust you for stalking

[GiveMeaBJ]

You dont have to translate it for me. I could tell she wasnt interested. But what i still dont get is why did she approach me in the first place, and furthermore why did she even give me her number?...Do bitches just want an ego boost or something?

She clearly approached you to dance and judging by the way she said, "Thanks for dancing with me AND MY FRIENDS" she didn't really think there was much to it except having a small penis flopping around near them. She probably gave you her numbers because some girls just don't have the heart to shoot down guys who look harmless, they would just rather do it through text message.

She replied yesterday,2 hours later.

Her: I go here and there lol, its cool.

Im just going to text her on friday see if she wants to party at my friends house. If she doesnt then fvck her, ill delete her number. I know confidence is important, but how are you supposed to be confident when bitches diss you like this?.

Bro, at this stage in your sex life you need to either plant a seed and build on that (which you clealry don't have the patience for). OR just start chucking bombs and hope you score. With this chick you have like a 5% chance right now most likely. On Friday just tell her you have been thinking about her all week and see if she wants to go out that night. If she says no **** her, who cares, you weren't gonna hit it to begin with, heat up a cucumber. If she says yes then your probably going to get some action. Grow a sack. It's good to play the nice guy role but you can't actually be the nice guy. Be aggressive and nice at the same time and if they don't want it you have to say **** it and move to the next one.

[Tree Rollins]

Find out where she lives and stand outside her window.

[GiveMeaBJ]

Oh and get the **** over Angie. You think you were in love, clearly you weren't. You can't love someone who doesn't love you back. Just face the facts: Angie was a bitch who none of her peers wanted and she was feeling a little insecure (like yourself) so she prowled on a younger kid to make her feel better about herself. You boosted her self esteem for a while and she moved on to pursue someone she actually wanted a future with. She is like 30, she doesn't want a low 20's insecure kid with holes in his face.

[Pecos Bill]

She clearly approached you to dance and judging by the way she said, "Thanks for dancing with me AND MY FRIENDS" she didn't really think there was much to it except having a small penis flopping around near them. She probably gave you her numbers because some girls just don't have the heart to shoot down guys who look harmless, they would just rather do it through text message.



Bro, at this stage in your sex life you need to either plant a seed and build on that (which you clealry don't have the patience for). OR just start chucking bombs and hope you score. With this chick you have like a 5% chance right now most likely. On Friday just tell her you have been thinking about her all week and see if she wants to go out that night. If she says no **** her, who cares, you weren't gonna hit it to begin with, heat up a cucumber. If she says yes then your probably going to get some action. Grow a sack. It's good to play the nice guy role but you can't actually be the nice guy. Be aggressive and nice at the same time and if they don't want it you have to say **** it and move to the next one.

Only so many times you can say "fvck it" before you start thinking why your even trying.

[Pecos Bill]

Oh and get the **** over Angie. You think you were in love, clearly you weren't. You can't love someone who doesn't love you back. Just face the facts: Angie was a bitch who none of her peers wanted and she was feeling a little insecure (like yourself) so she prowled on a younger kid to make her feel better about herself. You boosted her self esteem for a while and she moved on to pursue someone she actually wanted a future with. She is like 30, she doesn't want a low 20's insecure kid with holes in his face.

I beg to differ. The love you cannot have it the love that hurts the most.

[GiveMeaBJ]

Only so many times you can say "fvck it" before you start thinking why your even trying.

Do you have friends? Like more then 5. You know say a group of 20 people who are all friends some guys, some girls. Party together etc. If so I don't know how you don't get laid at the very LEAST once a month.

[GiveMeaBJ]

I beg to differ. The love you cannot have it the love that hurts the most.

That's not love. That is an obsession. You had an obsession with Angie. Get over it.

[Pecos Bill]

Do you have friends? Like more then 5. You know say a group of 20 people who are all friends some guys, some girls. Party together etc. If so I don't know how you don't get laid at the very LEAST once a month.

Thts what gets me. I dont have 20 fvcking friends but enough to go to clubs with or have house parties. 2 weeks ago we partied at my friends and there was like 8-10 bitches there and i hit on 4 and got rejected by all of them. And the first chick my cousin hits on he scores with....while im asleep on the fvcking couch.

[Pecos Bill]

I need to save some money and get some sort of scar revision. Thats the only way i'll have a chance.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Just walkaround with a paperbag over your head...if anyone asks just tell them your a Pirates fan

[Pecos Bill]

Just walkaround with a paperbag over your head...if anyone asks just tell them your a Pirates fan

You ever have anything nice to say you stupid faggot

[BadNina]

Perhaps its the way you always seem to refer to women as "bitches". That isn't a turn on ya know.