Going to text that chick from the club.

suckerforparlays · 07-06-10, 05:31 PM

yea ur text sounds fine

tltaylor89 · 07-06-10, 05:33 PM

Sounds like you are attention whoring again

sundin4prez · 07-06-10, 05:35 PM

this is how i would do it... "hi hows it going?... it luis from the club.... wanna fuk?"

Pecos Bill · 07-06-10, 05:40 PM

Ok just sent it. Lets see how it goes. Hopefully she replies.

sickler · 07-06-10, 05:40 PM

This is you in three years, Billy.

Cougar Bait · 07-06-10, 06:03 PM

Did you tell her your name was Luis?

If not, this will probably be confusing.

Snowball · 07-06-10, 06:07 PM

who gives a chit guy.

GiveMeaBJ · 07-06-10, 06:10 PM

You should have told her your name was Dirt Nasty.

Luis is boring.

GiveMeaBJ · 07-06-10, 06:12 PM

In all seriousness though you should have kicked in the door. You made a comment. What is she supposed to say "Oh hi!". You should have said "yo this is luis from the club let's ****."

camel · 07-06-10, 06:40 PM

weak text.

grow some balls.

Pecos Bill · 07-06-10, 07:55 PM

She wants no part of me.

Me: Hi, whats up. Its luis from the club.
Her: Hello
Me: You guys looked like you were having fun. Hope i didnt look too bored, haha. Not too fun being the designated driver,but it was fun dancing with you
Her: You looked bored lol thanks for dancing with us.
Me: Haha, guess i cant argue with you there. So is that your typical spot?..It was only my second time there, nice place.

My last text was sent over an hour and a half ago and she hast responded. I could tell by her responses that she was just replying to reply. Fvcking bitch, why did she go up to me if she doesnt want me. Guess ill have to try again but something has to happen before i start becoming unconfident again.

betplom · 07-06-10, 07:58 PM

Originally posted by camel

weak text.

grow some balls.

^^^^^^
This.

Pecos, if you want the girl, be more assertive, hard cocks are assertive, you're being a limp dick.

Not many girls crave a limp dick.

I'm just trying to help, pal.

Pecos Bill · 07-06-10, 07:58 PM

Shit like this makes me miss angie even more cuz she was way more beautiful and classier than this broad and she payed a lot of attention to me. She genuinly liked me.....what the fvck happened.

And now im getting rejected by this bitch who isnt half as good as Angie??...man this sucks.

maersksealand · 07-06-10, 08:02 PM

Originally posted by Pecos Bill

The one that approached me and asked me to dance. Does this sound like a good first text?

Me: Hi, whats up. Its luis from the club.

Should i ask her how her 4th of july was or is that stupid?..i dont want to fvck this up. I need a rebound chick bad.

puck...you sound like a grandpa. You need to learn hw 2 txt. Not cause I know how...but you will look lame writing a text message like a pucking letter. Better cal her and talk to her.

betplom · 07-06-10, 08:02 PM

Originally posted by Pecos Bill

Shit like this makes me miss angie even more cuz she was way more beautiful and classier than this broad and she payed a lot of attention to me. She genuinly liked me.....what the fvck happened.

And now im getting rejected by this bitch who isnt half as good as Angie??...man this sucks.

Luis, I'm being 100% serious.

The more attractive a woman is the more confident/assertive you will have to be. She will always be testing you to see if you are a "real man".

You know why women talk to "nice guys" but ultimately end up fukking the "jerk"? Thats because the "jerk" has balls and isn't afraid of rejection, he could care less if he gets the girl or not, needy guys are a major turnoff for women.

Pecos Bill · 07-06-10, 08:07 PM

Originally posted by betplom

Luis, I'm being 100% serious.

The more attractive a woman is the more confident/assertive you will have to be. She will always be testing you to see if you are a "real man".

You know why women talk to "nice guys" but ultimately end up fukking the "jerk"? Thats because the "jerk" has balls and isn't afraid of rejection, he could care less if he gets the girl or not, needy guys are a major turnoff for women.

Well how am i gonna sound confident and cocky in a text!?...I'll just sound like a douche. Either way she never wanted me, i have no idea why she came up to me in the first place. Maybe i looked good to her from afar and when she saw me up close she noticed my scars and was like fvck this. Thats the only explanation...that or she just felt sorry for me cuz i was sitting alone.

eidolon · 07-06-10, 08:14 PM

THIS ISN"T FUKING DR.PHIL'S DATING SERVICE FORUM! GTFO!

Tree Rollins · 07-06-10, 08:15 PM

Tell her you know where she lives and it would be in her best interest to have a text conversation with you.

Cougar Bait · 07-06-10, 08:18 PM

Originally posted by Tree Rollins

Tell her you know where she lives and it would be in her best interest to have a text conversation with you.

Tree!

BadNina · 07-06-10, 08:22 PM

Billy Bob there could be a reasonable explanation as to why she hasn't replied. Geeez....don't be anal. Well unless you really are gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

THE PROFIT · 07-06-10, 08:27 PM

Originally posted by Pecos Bill

Well how am i gonna sound confident and cocky in a text!?...I'll just sound like a douche. Either way she never wanted me, i have no idea why she came up to me in the first place. Maybe i looked good to her from afar and when she saw me up close she noticed my scars and was like fvck this. Thats the only explanation...that or she just felt sorry for me cuz i was sitting alone.

every girl that asks you to dance or speaks to you isn't gonna fuk you! Its just the law of averages

Ella600 · 07-06-10, 08:30 PM

[quote=Pecos Bill;5381727]She wants no part of me. Me: Hi, whats up. Its luis from the club. Her: Hello Me: You guys looked like you were having fun. Hope i didnt look too bored, haha. Not too fun being the designated driver,but it was fun dancing with you Her: You looked bored lol thanks for dancing with us. Me: Haha, guess i cant argue with you there. So is that your typical spot?..It was only my second time there, nice place. My last text was sent over an hour and a half ago and she hast responded. I could tell by her responses that she was just replying to reply. Fvcking bitch, why did she go up to me if she doesnt want me. Guess ill have to try again but something has to happen before i start becoming unconfident again.[/qu

Yaaaa...dont think she'll be answering.

By the way, this is SPORTSbookreview.com the site your looking for is craigslist.com. Just make sure you wear a condom, we dont need anymore pecos running around.

wtf · 07-06-10, 09:12 PM

Originally posted by BadNina

Billy Bob there could be a reasonable explanation as to why she hasn't replied. Geeez....don't be anal. Well unless you really are gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

he is a 100% gay, and there is something wrong with it, no need to be PC nina, its boring

Dirty Sanchez · 07-06-10, 09:18 PM

PB you need to take up polesmoking...you've got a better chance of picking up dudes at a gay bar

jordan · 07-06-10, 09:25 PM

Yeah she didnt sound too interested. Sorry man.

jjgold · 07-06-10, 09:27 PM

Originally posted by tltaylor89

Sounds like you are attention whoring again

BadNina · 07-06-10, 09:30 PM

Billy Bob, in all honesty, she probably didn't remember you.

mrmarket · 07-06-10, 09:34 PM

Pecos you have to play up your sexual prowess to get the attention of this female.
Text her something smooth at first like:
I want to make love on you.
Followed by something a little more assertive
I can't hit the back but I'll tear up the sides.
She should be dry as a bone by this point so give her a taste of your pillow talk
You feel so good baby. Just like fukkin a cucumber straight off the vine at harvest.
She'll be enamored by now so you want to step into relationship territory. Show her you were paying attention with:
I KNOW WHERE U LIVE
Don't forget to insult her as is your custom with women because deep down you know they love to be treated badly.
U *** Bucket BItch! U fukk worst then my ex girlfriend Shari. That's right u whore you can't live up to her. I ought to choke u wit an electrical cord and spindle you like i get from my uncle JJ.

Voila. Next step is marriage achieved with copious amounts of GHB laced alcohol.

Cyrano de market.

GiveMeaBJ · 07-06-10, 11:02 PM

Originally posted by Pecos Bill

She wants no part of me.

Me: Hi, whats up. Its luis from the club.
Her: Hello
Me: You guys looked like you were having fun. Hope i didnt look too bored, haha. Not too fun being the designated driver,but it was fun dancing with you
Her: You looked bored lol thanks for dancing with us.
Me: Haha, guess i cant argue with you there. So is that your typical spot?..It was only my second time there, nice place.

My last text was sent over an hour and a half ago and she hast responded. I could tell by her responses that she was just replying to reply. Fvcking bitch, why did she go up to me if she doesnt want me. Guess ill have to try again but something has to happen before i start becoming unconfident again.

Let me translate this conversation.

Pecos: Hi, I'm Luis, I got your number. I don't know what to say but hope we can **** eventually.

Her: I'm saying hi to be nice, I hope you get the point and stop texting me.

Pecos: I don't really know what to say next. The other night was fun. I am going to try to tell you I was designated driver so you don't think I am a complete loser, which I am. Oh wait, let me put a gay smiley in. there we go.

Her: Yea, I know, just please stop texting me. I used you to dance with me and my friends. Leave me alone scarface.

Pecos: It's hard responding to comments, please ask me a question. Let me try to sound cool, is that your typical spot?

Her (to herself): Why won't this ******* loser leave me alone?

Pecos (to himself): Wheres my cucumber?

GiveMeaBJ · 07-06-10, 11:04 PM

Be up front with her. Tell her what she wants to here. Tell her she looked nice. Tell her you want to know more about her. And when all else fails just swing for the fences and just say, "A ***** wanna know, baby girl, you gonna suck it or not?"

GiveMeaBJ · 07-07-10, 03:36 PM

Let me guess! Still no response?

Pecos Bill · 07-07-10, 06:30 PM

Originally posted by GiveMeaBJ

Let me translate this conversation.

Pecos: Hi, I'm Luis, I got your number. I don't know what to say but hope we can **** eventually.

Her: I'm saying hi to be nice, I hope you get the point and stop texting me.

Pecos: I don't really know what to say next. The other night was fun. I am going to try to tell you I was designated driver so you don't think I am a complete loser, which I am. Oh wait, let me put a gay smiley in. there we go.

Her: Yea, I know, just please stop texting me. I used you to dance with me and my friends. Leave me alone scarface.

Pecos: It's hard responding to comments, please ask me a question. Let me try to sound cool, is that your typical spot?

Her (to herself): Why won't this ******* loser leave me alone?

Pecos (to himself): Wheres my cucumber?

You dont have to translate it for me. I could tell she wasnt interested. But what i still dont get is why did she approach me in the first place, and furthermore why did she even give me her number?...Do bitches just want an ego boost or something?

Pecos Bill · 07-07-10, 06:34 PM

Originally posted by GiveMeaBJ

Let me guess! Still no response?

She replied yesterday,2 hours later.

Her: I go here and there lol, its cool.

Im just going to text her on friday see if she wants to party at my friends house. If she doesnt then fvck her, ill delete her number. I know confidence is important, but how are you supposed to be confident when bitches diss you like this?.

Dad · 07-07-10, 06:38 PM

Originally posted by Pecos Bill

Shit like this makes me miss angie even more cuz she was way more beautiful and classier than this broad and she payed a lot of attention to me. She genuinly liked me.....what the fvck happened.

And now im getting rejected by this bitch who isnt half as good as Angie??...man this sucks.