Pick up lines - I need some help

[pavyracer]

Mine is.. "Hi"

[buztah]

My most successful pick-up line is...

"Hey baby, I'd like to wrap you up in newspaper and throw dead fish at you."

Works more than you'd expect!

Bread, when you hit up da club, I bet it looks sumpin like dis, eh?

[themajormt]

My best line was when I was in a junior in high school and was at a party at SU. I walked up to this chick and started talking to her, she asked if she could have a sip of my beer, I said "can we go make out?", she took my cup out of my hand, took a sip, and then let me to her bedroom in the sorority house...

Short and to the point!

[SamsNCharge99]

My love for you is like diaherria, I just cant hold it in.

Girl you must be Jamacian, because Ja-Makin me crazy.

[jellobiafra]

My best line was when I was in a junior in high school and was at a party at SU. I walked up to this chick and started talking to her, she asked if she could have a sip of my beer, I said "can we go make out?", she took my cup out of my hand, took a sip, and then let me to her bedroom in the sorority house...

Short and to the point!

Why does this not surprise me? The major, fvcking sorority girls at 16 years old, with a line like "can we go make out".

You are the Dirk Diggler of SBR.