Is Britney Spears still doable?

THE PROFIT · 07-01-10, 04:20 PM

Shari, why are you judging us guys??? Of course we would fuk Britney Spears. Why not? There's not one guy here who hasn't fuked a chick or several chicks that look worse than that! And they weren't fukin famous!

HoulihansTX · 07-01-10, 05:24 PM

I'd **** a lot of girls. Just not date them

She'd deff get it.

THE PROFIT · 07-01-10, 05:26 PM

Originally posted by HoulihansTX

I'd **** a lot of girls. Just not date them

She'd deff get it.

madmaxx · 07-01-10, 05:34 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I remember it well, I met this lady at a Jazz club in Newark. I will never ever forget what I was wearing too...wide cuff pants and a silk shirt with 5 un fastened buttons showing my shaved chest and a cowyboy hat. I think I bought her a drink or two at the bar. We talked for a while and I knew she wanted me because she would at times hold my hand and tough my thighs. She was approx 5-9 or so maybe 190 and fukkin hot. I think she was like 57 or so and I was at the time 30 or so..... so the night was winding down and I asked her do you want to go somewhere after this???? She said yes so I said do you want to back to my place?? She said no as she would feel more comfortable at her place. We go there and her Grandmother is there but she said she had privacy, it was a small pad and they shared a room so we put a sheet hanging from some hooks to sperate her grandmother and us. she starts seducing me and taking my clothes off and proceeds to blow me, I hate the part where the chick tries and lights your spark plug, I am about 1/2 inch to an 1 inch when not erect and she kept trying to fire the plug up and eventually went up a little and she started blowing me, she devoured my pecker and it felt good but came in about 1 minute. I told her I am fine and will pound you in about 5 minutes so she told me to suck her

for a while , I will never forget the monsters she had and she buried my face in between them and I sucked them and bit them but was a little to agressive and she told me to stop, she then wanted me to eat her pussy and i refused and she was ticked. So then I got on her and had some trouble inserting into her, her pussy was fat and it did not fit well and she was now questioning if I knew what I was doing, we got into a fight and she through me out of house. It was not best experience but it was something.

You should publish this on SexStoriesPost.com

Dad · 07-01-10, 05:37 PM

For the record, Dad would stick it.

jjgold · 07-01-10, 05:49 PM

I am hungry and will stick anything

Who gives a fuk

Dad · 07-01-10, 05:54 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I am hungry and will stick anything

Who gives a fuk

Mr. JJGold, I am begining to believe that you couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a pound of cocaine.

stikymess · 07-01-10, 06:00 PM

She still has a vagina right? So yes i would

chilidog · 07-01-10, 06:04 PM

Originally posted by Dad

Mr. JJGold, I am begining to believe that you couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a pound of cocaine.

kilo

drugs go by the metric system, for some weird reason

yisman · 07-01-10, 06:13 PM

not happening.

joe blow · 07-01-10, 06:41 PM

Originally posted by BGS 9.5

anybody replying "no" is lying or half a fag

Or a full fag

Z_Wipf · 07-01-10, 06:44 PM

No way

Dad · 07-01-10, 06:47 PM

I'm sure I could fuk Britney if we partied together.

JuicedUp · 07-01-10, 06:50 PM

Hell yea. You know she's wild in bed and nothing would be off limits.

yisman · 07-01-10, 07:05 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I think she was like 57 or so and I was at the time 30 or so..... so the night was winding down and I asked her do you want to go somewhere after this???? She said yes so I said do you want to back to my place?? She said no as she would feel more comfortable at her place. We go there and her Grandmother is there

So... there was a corpse in the room?

EDDIE MONEY LINE · 07-01-10, 07:51 PM

Honestly, for me it would be a game time decision

eidolon · 07-01-10, 08:06 PM

Has anyone banged a 25 year old girl that has had a kid? can their

and puss even look good?

jayroy25 · 07-01-10, 08:09 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I remember it well, I met this lady at a Jazz club in Newark. I will never ever forget what I was wearing too...wide cuff pants and a silk shirt with 5 un fastened buttons showing my shaved chest and a cowyboy hat. I think I bought her a drink or two at the bar. We talked for a while and I knew she wanted me because she would at times hold my hand and tough my thighs. She was approx 5-9 or so maybe 190 and fukkin hot. I think she was like 57 or so and I was at the time 30 or so..... so the night was winding down and I asked her do you want to go somewhere after this???? She said yes so I said do you want to back to my place?? She said no as she would feel more comfortable at her place. We go there and her Grandmother is there but she said she had privacy, it was a small pad and they shared a room so we put a sheet hanging from some hooks to sperate her grandmother and us. she starts seducing me and taking my clothes off and proceeds to blow me, I hate the part where the chick tries and lights your spark plug, I am about 1/2 inch to an 1 inch when not erect and she kept trying to fire the plug up and eventually went up a little and she started blowing me, she devoured my pecker and it felt good but came in about 1 minute. I told her I am fine and will pound you in about 5 minutes so she told me to suck her

for a while , I will never forget the monsters she had and she buried my face in between them and I sucked them and bit them but was a little to agressive and she told me to stop, she then wanted me to eat her pussy and i refused and she was ticked. So then I got on her and had some trouble inserting into her, her pussy was fat and it did not fit well and she was now questioning if I knew what I was doing, we got into a fight and she through me out of house. It was not best experience but it was something.

JJ IF YOU MAKE THIS UP YOU HAVE ONE BIG IMMAGINATION. IF THE SHIT YOU TALK ABOUT IS REAL. YOU HAVE A LIFE OF UBFORTUNATE EVENTS

jayroy25 · 07-01-10, 08:10 PM

I love this thread lmnao

jjgold · 07-01-10, 08:10 PM

Jay I am am banged up looking so not getting 6-10's

Heck I would fuk 2 and 3's

jayroy25 · 07-01-10, 08:14 PM

Originally posted by dad

mr. Jjgold, i am begining to believe that you couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a pound of cocaine.

lmao go dad

jayroy25 · 07-01-10, 08:16 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Jay I am am banged up looking so not getting 6-10's

Heck I would fuk 2 and 3's

JJ DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO. VERY INTERESTING REading you post

Poker_Beast · 07-02-10, 12:26 AM

Can't stand that crazy bitch

elchampion33 · 07-02-10, 12:41 AM

id still give it to her

brooks85 · 07-02-10, 12:44 AM

absofuckinglutely, havent you guys heard of doggy style?

Brock Landers · 07-02-10, 12:44 AM

no fukking way, total trash

jjgold · 07-02-10, 05:38 AM

Daddy will stick anything

sickler · 07-02-10, 06:42 AM

Originally posted by shari91

Anyone who answers 'yes' to this will have a donation made to Jerry's Kids in your honour on my behalf.

Get ready to cut a cheque in the name of Sickler.

I like her legs. A sucker for shapely legs in skirts, I am....

Brewers in 7 · 07-02-10, 08:45 AM

yesssir!

sickler · 07-02-10, 07:22 PM

Britney's gettin' smacked around by half the forum dwellers!

Maybe she ain't quite what she used to be,
but take a look at her here with Jacko. She doesn't appear until !:30 into the vid but it's worth the wait.

What a babe!

Dad · 07-02-10, 07:38 PM

She looks good as fuk in that video with Michael Jackson.

MJFtheGenius · 07-02-10, 07:39 PM

thats not her

RealSlimShady · 07-02-10, 07:43 PM

I'd do her just to say I've done her....but that's about it. She's looking pretty worn these days.

blackbeSSt · 07-02-10, 08:31 PM

you guys that said yes must be hard up for punanny

chilidog · 07-02-10, 09:32 PM