Is Britney Spears still doable?

xxxvince · 07-01-10, 01:07 PM

as long as she got no crabs.. yeah!

shari91 · 07-01-10, 01:08 PM

Anyone who answers 'yes' to this will have a donation made to Jerry's Kids in your honour on my behalf.

blackbeSSt · 07-01-10, 01:09 PM

yeah i'd stick it............with fire

Philavanh · 07-01-10, 01:14 PM

she still very hot

jjgold · 07-01-10, 01:14 PM

I have not been laid in 13.7 years and I would fuk her all night
Heck I strike out with women like 165-180 pounders so this answer is easy!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chilidog · 07-01-10, 01:15 PM

yes i would

just put on a little makeup, and she's back to this:

Cabo · 07-01-10, 01:17 PM

No thanks.

Cuse0323 · 07-01-10, 01:18 PM

Why not, I'd be able to say I fcked her.

shari91 · 07-01-10, 01:18 PM

Chili, that picture is the result of a lot more than just a 'little make-up'.

robertg · 07-01-10, 01:20 PM

yes, lets don't be ridiculous.

Casperwaits · 07-01-10, 01:22 PM

Stick it? Is that a euphemism for sex? I would stick it, with what, I dunno.

chilidog · 07-01-10, 01:22 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I have not been laid in 13.7 years and I would fuk her all night
Heck I strike out with women like 165-180 pounders so this answer is easy!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JJ, since you remember the last time you had sex, it being 13 years ago, was it at least a memorable experience? Hopefully your last time was at least decent - it would suck if your last piece of ass was a lousy lay.

chilidog · 07-01-10, 01:23 PM

Originally posted by shari91

Chili, that picture is the result of a lot more than just a 'little make-up'.

yah i know

roll back the years of meth/coke usage, hit the gym again, boob job, some photoshop work, and she's back in business

BGS 9.5 · 07-01-10, 01:23 PM

anybody replying "no" is lying or half a fag

blackbeSSt · 07-01-10, 01:25 PM

Originally posted by BGS 9.5

anybody replying "no" is lying or half a fag

im neither. no chance id wanna touch that fugly slut

nobs · 07-01-10, 01:28 PM

Be honest we have all done worse

blackbeSSt · 07-01-10, 01:30 PM

Originally posted by nobs

Be honest we have all done worse

like this?

or how about him?

shari91 · 07-01-10, 01:35 PM

@ those pictures. Those are classics.

jjgold · 07-01-10, 01:37 PM

Originally posted by chilidog

JJ, since you remember the last time you had sex, it being 13 years ago, was it at least a memorable experience? Hopefully your last time was at least decent - it would suck if your last piece of ass was a lousy lay.

I remember it well, I met this lady at a Jazz club in Newark. I will never ever forget what I was wearing too...wide cuff pants and a silk shirt with 5 un fastened buttons showing my shaved chest and a cowyboy hat. I think I bought her a drink or two at the bar. We talked for a while and I knew she wanted me because she would at times hold my hand and tough my thighs. She was approx 5-9 or so maybe 190 and fukkin hot. I think she was like 57 or so and I was at the time 30 or so..... so the night was winding down and I asked her do you want to go somewhere after this???? She said yes so I said do you want to back to my place?? She said no as she would feel more comfortable at her place. We go there and her Grandmother is there but she said she had privacy, it was a small pad and they shared a room so we put a sheet hanging from some hooks to sperate her grandmother and us. she starts seducing me and taking my clothes off and proceeds to blow me, I hate the part where the chick tries and lights your spark plug, I am about 1/2 inch to an 1 inch when not erect and she kept trying to fire the plug up and eventually went up a little and she started blowing me, she devoured my pecker and it felt good but came in about 1 minute. I told her I am fine and will pound you in about 5 minutes so she told me to suck her

for a while , I will never forget the monsters she had and she buried my face in between them and I sucked them and bit them but was a little to agressive and she told me to stop, she then wanted me to eat her pussy and i refused and she was ticked. So then I got on her and had some trouble inserting into her, her pussy was fat and it did not fit well and she was now questioning if I knew what I was doing, we got into a fight and she through me out of house. It was not best experience but it was something.

shari91 · 07-01-10, 01:41 PM

Pictures won't post.

Emily_Haines · 07-01-10, 02:11 PM

**** yeah, she could stake me in the 200/400 NL games

Stallion · 07-01-10, 02:14 PM

Yes, I totally would.

2daBank · 07-01-10, 02:22 PM

jj you are one disturbed cat

Dad · 07-01-10, 02:23 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I remember it well, I met this lady at a Jazz club in Newark. I will never ever forget what I was wearing too...wide cuff pants and a silk shirt with 5 un fastened buttons showing my shaved chest and a cowyboy hat. I think I bought her a drink or two at the bar. We talked for a while and I knew she wanted me because she would at times hold my hand and tough my thighs. She was approx 5-9 or so maybe 190 and fukkin hot. I think she was like 57 or so and I was at the time 30 or so..... so the night was winding down and I asked her do you want to go somewhere after this???? She said yes so I said do you want to back to my place?? She said no as she would feel more comfortable at her place. We go there and her Grandmother is there but she said she had privacy, it was a small pad and they shared a room so we put a sheet hanging from some hooks to sperate her grandmother and us. she starts seducing me and taking my clothes off and proceeds to blow me, I hate the part where the chick tries and lights your spark plug, I am about 1/2 inch to an 1 inch when not erect and she kept trying to fire the plug up and eventually went up a little and she started blowing me, she devoured my pecker and it felt good but came in about 1 minute. I told her I am fine and will pound you in about 5 minutes so she told me to suck her

for a while , I will never forget the monsters she had and she buried my face in between them and I sucked them and bit them but was a little to agressive and she told me to stop, she then wanted me to eat her pussy and i refused and she was ticked. So then I got on her and had some trouble inserting into her, her pussy was fat and it did not fit well and she was now questioning if I knew what I was doing, we got into a fight and she through me out of house. It was not best experience but it was something.

2daBank · 07-01-10, 02:24 PM

i think this is a 1st dad but i believe i gotta pass on this one, i know it not like me and im usually the guy getting on these lying no pussy getting fuks when they say no but honestly this trick doesnt do it for me at all, have i did worse? sure but not sober.......

Doug · 07-01-10, 02:29 PM

I think that is an especially bad photo of her. A make up artist could make her look a lot better than that.

so, Yes

MC PICKS · 07-01-10, 02:51 PM

Originally posted by xxxvince

as long as she got no crabs.. yeah!

There aint no crabs crawlin on that shaved pussy. I'd f**k the shit outta her and make her swallow like a good girl, LOL.

BGS 9.5 · 07-01-10, 03:01 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I remember it well, I met this lady at a Jazz club in Newark. I will never ever forget what I was wearing too...wide cuff pants and a silk shirt with 5 un fastened buttons showing my shaved chest and a cowyboy hat. I think I bought her a drink or two at the bar. We talked for a while and I knew she wanted me because she would at times hold my hand and tough my thighs. She was approx 5-9 or so maybe 190 and fukkin hot. I think she was like 57 or so and I was at the time 30 or so..... so the night was winding down and I asked her do you want to go somewhere after this???? She said yes so I said do you want to back to my place?? She said no as she would feel more comfortable at her place. We go there and her Grandmother is there but she said she had privacy, it was a small pad and they shared a room so we put a sheet hanging from some hooks to sperate her grandmother and us. she starts seducing me and taking my clothes off and proceeds to blow me, I hate the part where the chick tries and lights your spark plug, I am about 1/2 inch to an 1 inch when not erect and she kept trying to fire the plug up and eventually went up a little and she started blowing me, she devoured my pecker and it felt good but came in about 1 minute. I told her I am fine and will pound you in about 5 minutes so she told me to suck her

for a while , I will never forget the monsters she had and she buried my face in between them and I sucked them and bit them but was a little to agressive and she told me to stop, she then wanted me to eat her pussy and i refused and she was ticked. So then I got on her and had some trouble inserting into her, her pussy was fat and it did not fit well and she was now questioning if I knew what I was doing, we got into a fight and she through me out of house. It was not best experience but it was something.

stealthyburrito · 07-01-10, 03:36 PM

i was expecting worse, i'd probably do it.

HauntingTheHoly · 07-01-10, 03:44 PM

Originally posted by Cuse0323

Why not, I'd be able to say I fcked her.

qft

chilidog · 07-01-10, 03:56 PM

uh huh, sure ... so everybody saying 'no' ... if britney walked up to you and said she wanted to suck your dick, you'd decline her? didn't think so

katstale · 07-01-10, 03:59 PM

Come on, I am a hygiene freak. If you saw that snatch--you know that mangled looking thing smells to tuna all the time. People on planes have complained of that BO. She is trailer park all the way. Not that trailer is not doable, but I make em shower first.

CashMoney · 07-01-10, 04:01 PM

Yeah she'd still get it.

Preston09 · 07-01-10, 04:09 PM

Nope