ATTN: JJ (I think I have the answer to your problem!)

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  • jackpot269
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 09-24-07
    • 12247

    #36
    Originally posted by FazzersGirl
    So as we are sitting here having some beers watching the Mets/Marlins game and bullshitting...your name just happened to come up. Slick told me that you have been having some issues with getting your willie wet (13 years if he remembers correctly)...As I will again apologize for having to reject your oh so tempting proposal, I do have a counter proposal for you...

    I got a girl...yes, a real live girl...She is just like me...loves to drink, plays awesome pool, plays the ponies, gambles like a degenerate and will kick your ass in a game of truth or dare (I got a croaker she can make you blush at that game)...

    Let's say we all meet up at the Meadowlands and get drunk and see if the Pick 4 hits...She has huge boobs and doesn't even need to be drunk to let you touch them...

    What do you think? Want to go for a ride?
    JJ it looks like your getting a hook up but the part thats hard to believe is that its a lady hooking you up with another lady all i can say is the generosity of woman never ceases to amaze me
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    • Duff85
      SBR MVP
      • 06-15-10
      • 2920

      #37
      This thread is all time HOF.
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388208

        #38
        This is not a hookup, seems like girl is too rough
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        • nobshine
          SBR Sharp
          • 01-12-08
          • 489

          #39
          what is wrong with ruff? They need love too!
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          • yisman
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 09-01-08
            • 75682

            #40
            Originally posted by jjgold
            This is not a hookup, seems like girl does not have cock. not interested

            Fair point, jj.
            [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
            [/quote]

            [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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            • SlickFazzer
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 05-22-08
              • 20209

              #41
              JJ i have met her. you would get along well.
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              • thechaoz
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 10-23-09
                • 12154

                #42
                Originally posted by jjgold
                I told you I am seeing a girl online right now and even though we never met I stay loyal to her. I was brought up that way.
                This has to be the post of the year. I was being lazy and didn't log in until I saw this. When you were brought up there were no such thing as computers. LOL @ being loyal to some broad online. You are cracking me up
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                • shari91
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 02-23-10
                  • 32661

                  #43
                  Originally posted by yisman
                  Fair point, jj.


                  There's no way in hell he's going to meet this girl. I already tried to convince him and he blasted excuse after excuse at me.

                  Fazzersgirl - I'm sure there are plenty of other STRAIGHT guys on here who would love to take you up on your offer.
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                  • jjgold
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-20-05
                    • 388208

                    #44
                    Chaos I am not joking , we talk about trips together, barbeques, ect. I even go as far as pretending she is in my pad. I say in chat " hey are you coming down stairs Soon"? I am dead serious. Chaos it's all I got man.
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                    • RealSlimShady
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 12-24-07
                      • 6249

                      #45
                      JJ, are you scared of women? Or is it possible that you are indeed gay?
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                      • shari91
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 02-23-10
                        • 32661

                        #46
                        Originally posted by jjgold
                        Chaos I am not joking , we talk about trips together, barbeques, ect. I even go as far as pretending she is in my pad. I say in chat " hey are you coming down stairs Soon"? I am dead serious. Chaos it's all I got man.
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                        • jjgold
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-20-05
                          • 388208

                          #47
                          Shari you wish your were dating a guy online

                          Your jealous because I have someone

                          get off my back
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