ATTN: JJ (I think I have the answer to your problem!)

whatsgood5 · 06-28-10, 07:03 PM

I'd be willing to bet my right nut (the useless one of course), that if said chick exists, she has huge boobs only because she is fat. That is all.

jjgold · 06-28-10, 07:09 PM

I have been wanting to meet Fazzer now for 6 months, he has been avoding me.

I will go to Meadowlands any night you like

What are her stats and show her some of my vids first especially ones where I am bald

JuicedUp · 06-28-10, 07:31 PM

you should probably call her first JJ.

FazzersGirl · 06-28-10, 07:31 PM

That's it? Thought you may be a little more excited about ending your LOOOOONG dry spell....

5'2" 180lbs...but she carries it well....80 of it has got to be in those damn boobs....She doesn't look a pound over 175....

She drinks like a fish and will take any bet thrown at her....I take the odds you can't handle it...

jjgold · 06-28-10, 07:33 PM

I pass

Plus I am seeing someone on live chat on a dating site for about 4 weeks

konck · 06-28-10, 07:36 PM

CarpeDime · 06-28-10, 07:51 PM

Originally posted by FazzersGirl

That's it? Thought you may be a little more excited about ending your LOOOOONG dry spell....

5'2" 180lbs...but she carries it well....80 of it has got to be in those damn boobs....She doesn't look a pound over 175....

She drinks like a fish and will take any bet thrown at her....I take the odds you can't handle it...

fazzersgirl jj is a pussy and scared i'll take it she sounds awesome

fazzersgirl i am in a bad dry spell as well not quite like jj but it's bad i could give you some numbers but its embarrassing id rather not

fazzersgirl i already ask chicks i sort of know a little in emails to hook me up with a "freebie" from one of their friends they think its funny but also creepy they usually say no or more like "how about we all hang out and see what happens" - i dont want to hang out with a bunch of yuppies

fazzersgirl i like fat chicks too

FazzersGirl · 06-28-10, 07:52 PM

Gee...well ok..thought she was a home run...

Good luck with your "cyber-girl"....

nosniboR11 · 06-28-10, 07:53 PM

waste , what a waste of space you people spam this board with,

poker_dummy101 · 06-28-10, 07:53 PM

Originally posted by FazzersGirl

That's it? Thought you may be a little more excited about ending your LOOOOONG dry spell....

5'2" 180lbs...but she carries it well....80 of it has got to be in those damn boobs....She doesn't look a pound over 175....

She drinks like a fish and will take any bet thrown at her....I take the odds you can't handle it...

Go for it Gold.. that counts as a 3some

OmgUrMom · 06-28-10, 07:56 PM

looks like whatsgood nailed it on the head

yisman · 06-28-10, 08:04 PM

Not sure how people have not caught on yet, but jj is not interested in going out with a female. It doesn't matter whether she is young, old, fat, skinny, pretty, ugly, gambler, prude, etc.

He happens to be gay, which does explain why he always turns down offers of dates from women.

Seriously, have you opened any of his steam room threads?

RealSlimShady · 06-28-10, 08:38 PM

Yisman, JJ always claims to be "straight as an arrow".........

yisman · 06-28-10, 08:45 PM

Shady, jj knows he wouldn't be one of the cool kids if he came out. Of course he claims to be "straight as a fukkin arrow."

But he isn't. Those in the know are aware of the real deal and how jj is always talking about cock because he finds it irresistible.

You really think jj can admit the truth about such a matter?

Deuce · 06-28-10, 09:01 PM

No broad talks like this. Fazzer what kind of shit are you pulling?

Fazzer send me a pic of you and your girl. I need to know this isn't bullshit.

SlickFazzer · 06-28-10, 09:03 PM

Originally posted by Deuce

No broad talks like this. Fazzer what kind of shit are you pulling?

Fazzer send me a pic of you and your girl. I need to know this isn't bullshit.

You know me Deuce. Check my avatar.

Illy · 06-28-10, 09:08 PM

Yo I love ponies and plus sizes. "It has been my experience that the bigger ones do way more stuff"

FazzersGirl · 06-28-10, 09:13 PM

I can promise...I am 100% all girl...Ever been to Jersey? 99% of us talk like this....Come visit...you might never want to leave...

jjgold · 06-28-10, 09:24 PM

Whats going on here, I am getting buried tonight and not worried about nailing chick

mrmarket · 06-28-10, 09:27 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Whats going on here, I am getting buried tonight and not worried about nailing chick

If you sexed this woman you would literally get buried anyway. Might as well do two birds with one stone am I right?

SlickFazzer · 06-28-10, 09:29 PM

Come on boys...Im not convinced JJ is a homasexual.

TheLock · 06-28-10, 09:30 PM

This thread is awesome

BadNina · 06-28-10, 09:37 PM

JJ, don't be scared of a real live woman. Be a man and meet her.

mrmarket · 06-28-10, 09:46 PM

JJ as SBR royalty you need to start taking care of your kingdoms economy. If you aren't having this broad toss her to Pecos Bill. God knows he'll fukk anything that exists. It will then give that degen tltaylor a break from begging for points so he can short cucumbers at his investment banking job. Brock will get the comission from the commodities trade which will in turn go on a rubber band. Everyone else risks SBR points and makes out like that aluminum can bandit fishhead who scalped the bet after fellating matchbook multiple times. Trickle down theory at it's finest!

2daBank · 06-28-10, 09:52 PM

Originally posted by mrmarket

JJ as SBR royalty you need to start taking care of your kingdoms economy. If you aren't having this broad toss her to Pecos Bill. God knows he'll fukk anything that exists. It will then give that degen tltaylor a break from begging for points so he can short cucumbers at his investment banking job. Brock will get the comission from the commodities trade which will in turn go on a rubber band. Everyone else risks SBR points and makes out like that aluminum can bandit fishhead who scalped the bet after fellating matchbook multiple times. Trickle down theory at it's finest!

jjgold · 06-28-10, 10:06 PM

Originally posted by BadNina

JJ, don't be scared of a real live woman. Be a man and meet her.

Nina I want to fuk you when you come to NJ on a business trip

Lets face if most girls on Internet looking for love has issues

I always meet girls with issues online

BadNina · 06-28-10, 10:09 PM

Well Mr. Nina is getting settled into his office in NYC. How close are you to that? And is the Big Apple ready for me? Paco, you need me to find TSop for you?

yisman · 06-28-10, 10:10 PM

jj using Nina as a way of getting to Mr. Nina. Clever.

wtf · 06-28-10, 10:14 PM

omg , jj you are not half a fag, you are full on queer

always come up with some lame ass excuse when some real pussy presents itself

now you want to nail fazzers girl, then when she decides to play along you will have another lame ass excuse

BadNina · 06-28-10, 10:22 PM

Originally posted by yisman

jj using Nina as a way of getting to Mr. Nina. Clever.

I am surprised I didn't see that one coming. You are soooo right.

jjgold · 06-29-10, 05:34 AM

I told you I am seeing a girl online right now and even though we never met I stay loyal to her. I was brought up that way.

wtf · 06-29-10, 05:57 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

I told you I am seeing a girl online right now and even though we never met I stay loyal to her. I was brought up that way.

your loyal to some cyber slut that could be a dude-lady boy-400 pounds

sickler · 06-29-10, 06:27 AM

Originally posted by yisman

Not sure how people have not caught on yet, but jj is not interested in going out with a female. It doesn't matter whether she is young, old, fat, skinny, pretty, ugly, gambler, prude, etc.

He happens to be gay, which does explain why he always turns down offers of dates from women.

Seriously, have you opened any of his steam room threads?

Yes JJ is gayer than a bag of dicks but it's fun to pretend that he's straight as an arrow and has a chance with the forum ladies. The gals here aren't dumb, they know a fruit loop when they see/hear one. That's why they can easily sexualize their posts with JJ. There's no sexual tension.

BatemanPatrickl · 06-29-10, 06:32 AM

All of this nonsense confuses me. Fazzer call me and let's talk Hillsborough.