Do You Lie About Your Size In A Potential Dating Situation??

[flyingillini]

JJ, I don't care that I have a small, thin, toothpick size shaft. It means nothing to me what the hyna thinks. Hyna's are the last thing I care about in this world. I am very busy making sure I can retire if I want at an early age. All I care about is making sure I secure financial freedom.

[Wrigley]

JJ, I don't care that I have a small, thin, toothpick size shaft. It means nothing to me what the hyna thinks. Hyna's are the last thing I care about in this world. I am very busy making sure I can retire if I want at an early age. All I care about is making sure I secure financial freedom.

The call girls don't care about size

[Wrigley]

JJ you should enter the Howard Stern smallest penis contest be good pub for SBR

Howard stern smallest penis contest Link (contains nudity)

http://www.webtv.si/video/index/id/24372

[flyingillini]

The call girls don't care about size

I don't call hookers up. I only bang them when I am in Vegas or in a different Country. Orale!

[jjgold]

Waiting for her to come online. We talk about our problems too. She told me she is insecure and I told her I was too. I guess some chemistry.

[Jaug]

Haha this is turning into a classic. Get some pics of her in here. How old is she?

[mtneer1212]

tell her it's not the size of the ship, but it's the motion of the ocean that counts........ then turn her around and enter anally when she is laughing at you.

[Emily_Haines]

Have you talked to her about your friend brock landers?

[ttwarrior1]

tell her u have a long tongue

[JohnGalt2341]

I think etiquette dictates that you whip it out on the first date JJ to satiate her curiosity. One must always act like a gentleman. The best time would be after she finishes her Big Mac.

This is sound advice.

[JohnGalt2341]

You should have told her that you were just over an inch. That way when you whip it out after she finishes her Big Mac she'll be like "WOW! You're twice as big as I expected!"

[eidolon]

wear a strap on, and just go doggy style

[jjgold]

Only talked last night for 90 minutes, its same stuff though all the time.

Ok........she hinted to losing a few pounds..here we go

[wtf]

yup jj

she is a


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[Flying Dutchman]

nice dump, wtf.

JJ, what is your endgame? If it is a one-time sack out here's what you do: start with drinks, lower the lights (a lot of gals like this too), spend a lot of time in fore-play getting her happy and play the oral card. Work in Mr. Peepers last and she might be so drunk, happy, worn out that she won't care if you're short.

[thezbar]

Saying your 7 1/2 was a mistake imho. I've say it varies according to how excited you can get me. Ask her if she's interested in playing the ruler game. The subject of the game is to see how big she can get you. This tactic actually worked for me once. Well sort of. Got a handy out of the deal but she wouldn't go past that stage.

[Ace_of_Spades]

Why lie, sooner or later your fuked for lying. I thought Jewish people were the chosen one's, clearly not.

[Bigmikesm]

Only talked last night for 90 minutes, its same stuff though all the time.

Ok........she hinted to losing a few pounds..here we go

She's a big girl, huh?

[AMBlai01]

what does Carol think about you talking to other women?

[Flying Dutchman]

Why lie, sooner or later your fuked for lying. I thought Jewish people were the chosen one's, clearly not.

Chosen ones? What did God chose them for? To be nearly exterminated twice by The Romans and Germans and hunted by "Christians" for nearly two thousand years?

I thank my lucky stars I'm not "chosen."

BTW, you Christians should live your faith, and realize when God says "thou shall not kill" he/she/it was indeed talking to you.

[CarpeDime]

Saying your 7 1/2 was a mistake imho. I've say it varies according to how excited you can get me. Ask her if she's interested in playing the ruler game. The subject of the game is to see how big she can get you. This tactic actually worked for me once. Well sort of. Got a handy out of the deal but she wouldn't go past that stage.

wow this is brilliant

i may use this

[jjgold]

what does Carol think about you talking to other women?

Amber she does not know!!!

Online chatting I guess is just a way to communicate with someone, I doubt anything comes out of it.

[Masu485]

WHY THE FUKK does my thread about the scientific effects and observations of masturbation get sent to the PZ where no one sees it, yet this piece of shit thread that doesn't help anyone is still alive??

[Regul8er]

JJ says 2.5" prick. That's not possible is it?? Gotta be at least in the middle of 2.5 and 7.5

[CarpeDime]

WHY THE FUKK does my thread about the scientific effects and observations of masturbation get sent to the PZ where no one sees it, yet this piece of shit thread that doesn't help anyone is still alive??

I agree your thread should NOT have been sent to the PZ

[Masu485]

I agree your thread should NOT have been sent to the PZ

thanks, i was hoping we could all tell our experiences with abstaining from it or doing it too often, PE, ED, pheromone production, etc..., and maybe some of the scientific guys could have told us conclusively what effects it has. but it gets sent where no one sees it, and this garbage thread about penises stays.

[suckerforparlays]

jj you should enter the howard stern smallest penis contest be good pub for sbr

howard stern smallest penis contest link (contains nudity)
http://www.webtv.si/video/index/id/24372

lmfao

[james4512]

stay focused on the games JJ, the more distracted you get the more you'll lose. Ditch the girl find a nice hooker and stick it to the books

[TexansFan]

Do her in the dark and wear a strap-on.

[Thomas_Garber]

Been chatting with this women locally for 8 weeks about 4hrs a day and playing it cool for once and being nice and she asked me about my size and I fukkin lied and said I was a 7.5" thick. I had no choice. I doubt I will meet her soon but it has me still talking to her. Lol what was I going to say I was 2.5" and thin??

I will be talking to her later for like 4hrs. Hey it is better than nothing.

Since you are into videos so much she will probably ask you to introduce the "bossman" via webcam before meeting you.

[Bigmikesm]

Do her in the dark and wear a strap-on.