Do You Lie About Your Size In A Potential Dating Situation??

OverUnder · 06-27-10, 07:30 AM

She will bail when the time finally comes to whip it out boss man. Try to get some phone sex out of the deal before the shit hits the fan.

Swinging Johnson · 06-27-10, 07:31 AM

Only if he brings it up first.

smitch124 · 06-27-10, 07:38 AM

Tell her you meant cm when you meet...

OverUnder · 06-27-10, 07:39 AM

Originally posted by smitch124

Tell her you meant cm when you meet...

sharp post here.

jjgold · 06-27-10, 07:55 AM

Ok thanks guys

I will be talking to her tonight for 4 hrs or so

pico · 06-27-10, 08:09 AM

go jj go

poker_dummy101 · 06-27-10, 08:17 AM

8 weeks 4hrs a day? sounds like a job

Junkyard Dog · 06-27-10, 08:17 AM

jj good luck playa

tothehoop3 · 06-27-10, 08:19 AM

well I guess talking to her is better than nothing but if you ever want to meet her in real life you're gonna have to cover your butt and make something up that you didn't hear her right or something like that.

RealSlimShady · 06-27-10, 08:28 AM

Keep it in your pants and use your tongue instead when you meet her. Good luck, coach.

jjgold · 06-27-10, 08:37 AM

Good to at least talk to a woman online

its better than nothing

Girl sounds sweet but no photos yet, she has saw me a lot

I sent her over 500 pics of me

hawk 5 · 06-27-10, 08:37 AM

JJ, as long as your dick is big enough to satisfy you, who cares what she thinks. The job at hand is to get her fvcked. Worry about half, or in your case quarter, truth's later.

mrmarket · 06-27-10, 08:46 AM

I think etiquette dictates that you whip it out on the first date JJ to satiate her curiosity. One must always act like a gentleman. The best time would be after she finishes her Big Mac.

Lincoln73 · 06-27-10, 08:52 AM

No picture? I would be very worried, probably a real heffer or is hiding a bigger cock then you have.

Wrigley · 06-27-10, 08:55 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Been chatting with this women locally for 8 weeks about 4hrs a day and playing it cool for once and being nice and she asked me about my size and I fukkin lied and said I was a 7.5" thick. I had no choice. I doubt I will meet her soon but it has me still talking to her. Lol what was I going to say I was 2.5" and thin??

I will be talking to her later for like 4hrs. Hey it is better than nothing.

Then you expect to never score once she see that you lied about your goods she will laugh and bail

Ralphie1412 · 06-27-10, 08:56 AM

I know its mostly just an act but if its not JJ has to be the saddest guy on the internet.

Wrigley · 06-27-10, 08:57 AM

JJ call Dr. whitehead before you meet her

http://www.drwhitehead.com/

SamsNCharge99 · 06-27-10, 09:03 AM

that questions usually doesn't pop up

jjgold · 06-27-10, 09:13 AM

Girls that want to know your size have a high sex drive

Girls that do not are fukkin boring

Emily_Haines · 06-27-10, 09:36 AM

Women like big coks. May as well keep talking to her for 4 hrs a day, because once she finds out you're packing 2.5" you are done.

big joe 1212 · 06-27-10, 09:56 AM

I'm surprised someone could talk to you that long and not vomit!

She's a keeper!

saints7011 · 06-27-10, 10:15 AM

get her drunk and then do her , she'll never know the difference...

jjgold · 06-27-10, 10:15 AM

I know I cannot never meet her but at least we talk at night and I do not feel lonely.

She is wonderful and lives within 100 miles of me. At times I forgot I am betting games while we chat.

Emily_Haines · 06-27-10, 10:16 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

I know I cannot never meet her but at least we talk at night and I do not feel lonely.

She is wonderful and lives within 100 miles of me. At times I forgot I am betting games while we chat.

Good god!!! No self respecting man would post that vomit kidding or not.

Wrigley · 06-27-10, 10:21 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

I know I cannot never meet her but at least we talk at night and I do not feel lonely.

She is wonderful and lives within 100 miles of me. At times I forgot I am betting games while we chat.

JJ does she know you spend most your life posting 24/7 and making video's yet ?

brock · 06-27-10, 10:24 AM

All the time. When she says is it in yet ? I always say no.

Jaug · 06-27-10, 11:42 AM

How in the world do you even get into a discussion on this subject when dating? I think that you are moving to slow if that's the case.

Jaug · 06-27-10, 11:43 AM

Btw gold, get some pics of her. Could be a guy who is setting the tarp.

clownpuncher · 06-27-10, 11:56 AM

always lie to b*tches

stealthyburrito · 06-27-10, 11:58 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Been chatting with this women locally for 8 weeks about 4hrs a day

pics or ban

jbrent95 · 06-27-10, 12:06 PM

Hopefully, the last guy lied to her too. She may not know the difference.

flyingillini · 06-27-10, 12:19 PM

JJ, call livelinks, you can get a free 60 minutes. Get your release on today!

CarpeDime · 06-27-10, 12:54 PM

Originally posted by Wrigley

Then you expect to never score once she see that you lied about your goods she will laugh and bail

exactly

jj in this kind of situation i act "above" it i will be like "i have no idea what my size is a guy like me has much more important things to do then measure his prick"

then its like you are planting the seed in her to "not care"

its not an ideal solution but its the best i know of

Cheme82 · 06-27-10, 01:07 PM

If you ever get to meet her keep that shit in your pants and work your magic with your fingers and mouth. After you make her *** then whip that bad boy out and hope that she is still too turned on to care about it or at least that she is thankful enough to let you stick that shit in a few times.