Washing your hands after you pee

[keyboarding]

It's called hand sanitizer. Unless you live in the third world, you should have a bottle readily available. Anyone, like stealthyburrito, who makes excuses that germs are everywhere therefore eat your dinner out of shit filled toilet bowls, is either lazy, poor, or both.

[Naz18]

I wash my hands...it's not that hard or a big deal

[stealthyburrito]

It's called hand sanitizer. Unless you live in the third world, you should have a bottle readily available. Anyone, like stealthyburrito, who makes excuses that germs are everywhere therefore eat your dinner out of shit filled toilet bowls, is either lazy, poor, or both.

i do carry the stuff around, its great.

you don't like the automation of bathrooms? love it. should be everywhere.

[blackbeSSt]

Congratulations, you are now an official germaphobe.

Everytime you go to a grocery store, do you wipe down the handles of the shopping cart with an antiseptic wipe before you touch it?
Do you wipe down every doorknob?
Do you wash your hands everytime that you sneeze? (so that you don't infect other surfaces that you touch)
When you use the ATM, do you wipe it down before pushing the buttons?
When you walk in public, do you wear a surgical mask?
When you get in an elevator, do you wipe down the buttons?
When you go up/down an escalator, do you ever hold on to the railings? And if so, do you safeguard your hand by putting a piece of paper between your hand and the rail?

Germs are everywhere. You can't rid yourself from them. That is what our immune system is for. If you never let your immune system have a good workout, what's going to happen when you really need it to function at 100%?

oh i agree there are germs everywhere. but this thread is talking about washing your hand after pissing.

and for all your examples see keyboardings post at the top here. its all about the pocket germ-x

[chilidog]

It's called hand sanitizer. Unless you live in the third world, you should have a bottle readily available. Anyone, like stealthyburrito, who makes excuses that germs are everywhere therefore eat your dinner out of shit filled toilet bowls, is either lazy, poor, or both.

Ahhh, the hand sanitizer. Do you make sure to sanitize the bottle itself? Because there's a pretty big chance that somebody touched it before you bought it. Plus, when you grab the bottle to use it, you've just spread the germs that were on your hands, to the bottle itself.

[blackbeSSt]

Ahhh, the hand sanitizer. Do you make sure to sanitize the bottle itself? Because there's a pretty big chance that somebody touched it before you bought it. Plus, when you grab the bottle to use it, you've just spread the germs that were on your hands, to the bottle itself.

you're stretching there chili.

[chilidog]

No, I'm not. Germs are everywhere. Literally everywhere. On just about every surface. In the air you breathe. In the water you drink. In the clothes that you wear, and the bed that you sleep in. They're on your car's steering wheel, door handle, gearshift. Everywhere - and you can not avoid them.

I truly do not understand this craze about trying to rid ourselves of something that you can not exterminate.

[blackbeSSt]

No, I'm not. Germs are everywhere. Literally everywhere. On just about every surface. In the air you breathe. In the water you drink. In the clothes that you wear, and the bed that you sleep in. They're on your car's steering wheel, door handle, gearshift. Everywhere - and you can not avoid them.

I truly do not understand this craze about trying to rid ourselves of something that you can not exterminate.

im not sure about everyone else, but im not trying to rid them. im trying to prevent them from spreading to my wife and young daughter.

[Cuse0323]

No, I'm not. Germs are everywhere. Literally everywhere. On just about every surface. In the air you breathe. In the water you drink. In the clothes that you wear, and the bed that you sleep in. They're on your car's steering wheel, door handle, gearshift. Everywhere - and you can not avoid them.

I truly do not understand this craze about trying to rid ourselves of something that you can not exterminate.

Me neither, it's just piece of mind for people I guess. You can wash your hands or sanitize them but two seconds later there's going to be germs on them again. Like you said just touching your own shirt will do it.

[stevek173]

Under normal circumstances, not after peeing.

Exceptions:
Place of employment
Professional meeting
Place where there are girls

Obv wash after #2 every time, and #3.

[Bostongambler]

It is all good that people wash and and try to keep the germs away. But don't you think the Master planner (God) knew this going in. It won't kill you to eat dead fly eggs, etc;.

[keyboarding]

Ahhh, the hand sanitizer. Do you make sure to sanitize the bottle itself? Because there's a pretty big chance that somebody touched it before you bought it. Plus, when you grab the bottle to use it, you've just spread the germs that were on your hands, to the bottle itself.

The sad part about this is that he thinks he's actually making sense.

[Deuce]

At home, neither shitting or pissing. Touching my cock is not a washable offense. I was in the washroom only if others are in there so they don't look down on me. I was ONLY after shitting if I get shit on my hands.

[Snowball]

no reason to touch dick while pissing

[Deuce]

no reason to touch dick while pissing

Do you pull your pants down to your shoes or do you piss sitting down like sick gambler? Either way, your cock must be so small you don't have to touch it.

[chilidog]

The sad part about this is that he thinks he's actually making sense.

It's not my fault that you fail to grasp simple science.

[keyboarding]

At home, neither shitting or pissing. Touching my cock is not a washable offense. I was in the washroom only if others are in there so they don't look down on me. I was ONLY after shitting if I get shit on my hands.

You sound like a pretty dirty person over a forum, so this doesn't come as a surprise.

It's not my fault that you fail to grasp simple science.

Science I get. Your inability to stay realistic is hilarious.

[Snowball]

Do you pull your pants down to your shoes or do you piss sitting down like sick gambler? Either way, your cock must be so small you don't have to touch it.

no, you have to pull on yours just to get it out.

[chilidog]

Science I get. Your inability to stay realistic is hilarious.

What part makes it unrealistic? You touch a surface that has germs on it. Said germs transfer to your hand.

[Mr Windy City]

I wash my hands at least 15 times a day. Sort of a germ freak. If I touch something that I know a lot of people have touched I immediately wash my hands. Keeping your hands clean is essential to being healthy. I only catch a cold or flu maybe once every 2 years because of it.

[chilidog]

I only catch a cold or flu maybe once every 2 years because of it.

My record runs about the same, and I wash my hands when they're dirty, after handling raw food, and after taking a shit. So it looks like taking either approach yields the same result ...

[Deuce]

no, you have to pull on yours just to get it out.

I go through the door not over the fence. I wear a suite don't undo my pants unless I shit. Zipper works great.

[chilidog]

I go through the door not over the fence.

lol, never heard that one before

[Mr Windy City]

My record runs about the same, and I wash my hands when they're dirty, after handling raw food, and after taking a shit. So it looks like taking either approach yields the same result ...

Same here but I'm a little more crazy about it. If I touch a door handle in a public building, I go wash my hands. If I go in an elevator and push the button to go to a certain floor, I wash my hands. Anything that I know other people have touched, I'm washing them.

And the trick is to use anti-bacterial soap under hot water for at least 20 seconds. Some think if they just throw soap on their hands and just wash it off real quick that your hands are clean. But the reality is bacteria can still be on your hands if you do not wash them throughly

[Mr Windy City]

I go through the door not over the fence. I wear a suite don't undo my pants unless I shit. Zipper works great.

LOL. Deuce is so big he wears a suite. Hahahaha

[Boner_18]

Thanks George Carlin.

[brooks85]

anti-bacterial one of the best marketing scams ever

[chilidog]

anti-bacterial one of the best marketing scams ever

Yup - it doesn't kill off all bacteria, and not only does it kill off the useful bacteria, but since it doesn't always kill the harmful ones, they tend to become more drug resistant. An important example is MRSA, a staph bacteria that has become resistant to 99% of current treatments.

[Dad]

I never flush with my hands. If the toilet is not an automatic flusher, I flush with my foot. Only at home do I push the lever with my hands.

[keyboarding]

What part makes it unrealistic? You touch a surface that has germs on it. Said germs transfer to your hand.

Everyone being rational in this discussion is talking about germs you find in a public restroom, you're talking every bacteria known to man. That's quite the jump.

[stealthyburrito]

Do you pull your pants down to your shoes or do you piss sitting down like sick gambler? Either way, your cock must be so small you don't have to touch it.

if you pee sitting down you could read a newspaper, magazine, etc.

[Dad]

no reason to touch dick while pissing

True, if you pee sitting down like a girl.

[will2survive]

for god's sake a woman can put their mouth on it.Just directing it with your hands into the toilet is a big deal?That's going to make it dirty.No way.