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  • Bostongambler
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 02-01-08
    • 35581

    #1
    Washing your hands after you pee
    Think about it. How many people wash their hands after they pee but not before it. I mean sure, if you happen to piss a little on your hands by mistake then by all means wash them after you get done. But if not, why then? I know my dick is clean why do I need to wash. We should all be washing prior too peeing because of the things we touch.


    Deep Thoughts.
  • pavyracer
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 04-12-07
    • 82862

    #2
    You also need to wash your hands before you take a shower. Because if you touch the shower door before you take a shower then take a shower and then touch the door after your hands will be dirty.
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    • mrmarket
      SBR MVP
      • 01-26-10
      • 4953

      #3
      Urine is sterile. Fecal matter and more specifically bacteria is the reason you wash your hands.
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      • chilidog
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 04-05-09
        • 10305

        #4
        If your dick is dirtier than your hands are, then you've got real problems
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        • Cuse0323
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 12-09-09
          • 30169

          #5
          I don't piss on my hands (most of the time) and I don't wash my hands after I touch my cok any other time so why bother.
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          • THE PROFIT
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 11-27-09
            • 17701

            #6
            I try to wash my hands before pissing. My dik has been in my FTL's all day safe & sound, my hands are germ filled!
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            • paco
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 05-07-09
              • 62873

              #7
              Barely ever wash my hands after Pissing (guys piss, girls pee) if I'm alone in the bathroom.


              Now if others are there, maybe a quick hand under the sink kinda move.
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              • MastaB
                SBR MVP
                • 11-08-08
                • 2604

                #8
                Originally posted by mrmarket
                Urine is sterile. Fecal matter and more specifically bacteria is the reason you wash your hands.
                Urine is only sterile for a few hours at best.

                That said....I never wash my hands after i piss. Expect for situations like Paco mentioned.
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                • xyzky
                  SBR MVP
                  • 08-23-07
                  • 1577

                  #9
                  Originally posted by mrmarket
                  Urine is sterile. Fecal matter and more specifically bacteria is the reason you wash your hands.
                  I'm always shocked when I see a guy walk out of the stall after taking a crap and then proceed to head right out the door...
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                  • grekos
                    SBR Sharp
                    • 03-16-10
                    • 494

                    #10
                    Don King boxing promoter/murderer would say this.
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                    • brooks85
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 01-05-09
                      • 44709

                      #11
                      germs are good for ya
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                      • stealthyburrito
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 05-12-09
                        • 21562

                        #12
                        i read somewhere that only 29% of guys wash their hands after pissing when alone in a bathroom, but if someone else is there with them it jumps up to about 74% wash after pissing.

                        i thinks its more a social standard type thing, most feel like they don't but they will if someone else is in their and the situation calls for it.
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                        • hockeyman30304
                          SBR Wise Guy
                          • 11-25-08
                          • 634

                          #13
                          I always wash my hands before I piss I deal with dirty people all day
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                          • will2survive
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 11-26-09
                            • 8099

                            #14
                            I only do it when I know people are around.It's ridiculous
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                            • tltaylor89
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 06-19-09
                              • 19610

                              #15
                              Originally posted by chilidog
                              If your dick is dirtier than your hands are, then you've got real problems
                              Now that's some funny shit
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                              • RiverRaid
                                SBR MVP
                                • 08-19-07
                                • 2279

                                #16
                                I was at kroger about 2 weeks ago picking up a ** and an older guys comes over to the customer service lady and said he had just seen one of the employees leave the bathroom without washing his hands. The lady said okay i will let someone know and that was it. I was thinking old man she doesn't give a phuck if some employee is washing his hands or not.
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                                • timbo46
                                  SBR Sharp
                                  • 11-30-09
                                  • 296

                                  #17
                                  Washing is 4 wussies.
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                                  • Dad
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 11-26-08
                                    • 23245

                                    #18
                                    For those of you that do not think it is necesary, do you feel the same about the guy who is making your lunch or dinner? His cok must be clean too, just like yours is so it should be ok for him to not wash after pissing and proceed to prepare your meal, right?
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                                    • chilidog
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 04-05-09
                                      • 10305

                                      #19
                                      Preparing one's food is a different story, of course.
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                                      • keyboarding
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 07-30-09
                                        • 6817

                                        #20
                                        You should wash, not so much because your cok might be dirty, but because every fukking thing in that washroom is probably dirty, and the stuff you touched before entering the washroom is probably fukking dirty. It's not so much a direct result of urination as it is a convenient time to wash your hands of the stuff it touched throughout the day.

                                        I carry hand sanitizer because I know how disgusting most people are.
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                                        • RockyS
                                          Restricted User
                                          • 03-23-10
                                          • 1091

                                          #21
                                          I always wash my hands after piss, because urine is dirty and I don't want to taste it when eating chocolate, bitting my nails watching how money goes does the sink...

                                          Why do you use hand tissue when blowing your nose? Or are you blowing into your sweatshirt ?
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                                          • Cuse0323
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 12-09-09
                                            • 30169

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Dad
                                            For those of you that do not think it is necesary, do you feel the same about the guy who is making your lunch or dinner? His cok must be clean too, just like yours is so it should be ok for him to not wash after pissing and proceed to prepare your meal, right?
                                            Fck no, I don't want his dickhands on my food.
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                                            • stealthyburrito
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 05-12-09
                                              • 21562

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by keyboarding
                                              You should wash, not so much because your cok might be dirty, but because every fukking thing in that washroom is probably dirty, and the stuff you touched before entering the washroom is probably fukking dirty. It's not so much a direct result of urination as it is a convenient time to wash your hands of the stuff it touched throughout the day.

                                              I carry hand sanitizer because I know how disgusting most people are.
                                              very true the dirtiest parts of a bathroom are the sink knobs, flush valve, and especially the door handles.

                                              everyone touches that first so basically everyone is touching their cok with dirty hands.
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                                              • chilidog
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 04-05-09
                                                • 10305

                                                #24
                                                People are too germaphobic. By your scenario, stealthyburrito, it's a no-win situation.

                                                Guy grabs door handle. His hands are now 'infected' with germs. He goes to the sink, pushes the handle to dispense soap. Hands infected again. Turns on the water. More germs. Washes hands, then turns off water. More germs. Takes a piss with dirty hands. Flushes toilet. Germs. Goes and repeats steps to wash hands again. More germs. Leaves the bathroom. Get germs as he leaves.

                                                So, in the end, you're no better off than you were to begin with. You still leave the bathroom with germs on your hands.
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                                                • blackbeSSt
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 09-06-08
                                                  • 9398

                                                  #25
                                                  think about the guy before you who DID piss on his hands and not wash and then touch the handle on the way out. you touched the handle on the way in and then added his germs to your dick. or think about the guy who wiped his ass hole and finger slipped through the TP. you want his shit germs on the door handle?

                                                  hence why im a before and after washer and normally either push the door open with my foot or if its a pull door use the paper towel and throw it away later
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                                                  • blackbeSSt
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 09-06-08
                                                    • 9398

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by chilidog
                                                    So, in the end, you're no better off than you were to begin with. You still leave the bathroom with germs on your hands.
                                                    wrong. see my above post. no germs on my hands when leaving
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                                                    • chilidog
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 04-05-09
                                                      • 10305

                                                      #27
                                                      So you grab paper towels to turn the water on/off, as well as use the soap dispenser?
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                                                      • blackbeSSt
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 09-06-08
                                                        • 9398

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by chilidog
                                                        So you grab paper towels to turn the water on/off, as well as use the soap dispenser?
                                                        water on and soap don't matter cause you are about to wash your hands. as for water off, yup.
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                                                        • Thor4140
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 02-09-08
                                                          • 22296

                                                          #29
                                                          some filthy mother fukers up in this joint
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                                                          • stealthyburrito
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 05-12-09
                                                            • 21562

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by chilidog
                                                            People are too germaphobic. By your scenario, stealthyburrito, it's a no-win situation.

                                                            Guy grabs door handle. His hands are now 'infected' with germs. He goes to the sink, pushes the handle to dispense soap. Hands infected again. Turns on the water. More germs. Washes hands, then turns off water. More germs. Takes a piss with dirty hands. Flushes toilet. Germs. Goes and repeats steps to wash hands again. More germs. Leaves the bathroom. Get germs as he leaves.

                                                            So, in the end, you're no better off than you were to begin with. You still leave the bathroom with germs on your hands.
                                                            very true, im no germaphobe but that shit still grosses me out from time to time thinking about it.

                                                            i like that many bathrooms nowadays are automated, with auto flush toilets/urinals, auto sinks, and auto dispensing towels, makes it so you don't have to touch anything. but you're still stuck with door handles. if i can help it i to avoid using my hands when opening a bathroom door. or i grab the handle with a paper towel and open the door and then trash the paper towel. maybe going to an extreme here

                                                            but it wouldn't be like that if everyone washed their hands and proper sanitation was conducted on bathrooms. the biggest problem is some guy gets paid like $6 an hour to clean it so he won't give a shit and half ass it.
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                                                            • chilidog
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 04-05-09
                                                              • 10305

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by blackbeSSt

                                                              water on and soap don't matter cause you are about to wash your hands. as for water off, yup.
                                                              Congratulations, you are now an official germaphobe.

                                                              Everytime you go to a grocery store, do you wipe down the handles of the shopping cart with an antiseptic wipe before you touch it?
                                                              Do you wipe down every doorknob?
                                                              Do you wash your hands everytime that you sneeze? (so that you don't infect other surfaces that you touch)
                                                              When you use the ATM, do you wipe it down before pushing the buttons?
                                                              When you walk in public, do you wear a surgical mask?
                                                              When you get in an elevator, do you wipe down the buttons?
                                                              When you go up/down an escalator, do you ever hold on to the railings? And if so, do you safeguard your hand by putting a piece of paper between your hand and the rail?

                                                              Germs are everywhere. You can't rid yourself from them. That is what our immune system is for. If you never let your immune system have a good workout, what's going to happen when you really need it to function at 100%?
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                                                              • Cuse0323
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 12-09-09
                                                                • 30169

                                                                #32
                                                                Public bathrooms are a different story, though a lot don't even have doors when you go in and you can just go to the urinal so you don't have to touch anything. Either way, I've never really cared about germs and I haven't been sick in years, I've built a beast of an immune system not worrying about germs.
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                                                                • chilidog
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 04-05-09
                                                                  • 10305

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Cuse0323
                                                                  I've built a beast of an immune system not worrying about germs.
                                                                  My point exactly
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                                                                  • jlgarciaiii22
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 04-14-08
                                                                    • 1792

                                                                    #34
                                                                    If you piss on your hands while taking a piss... That means you have a small cock!
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                                                                    • Cuse0323
                                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                      • 12-09-09
                                                                      • 30169

                                                                      #35
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