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  • Jule
    SBR Sharp
    • 04-02-10
    • 404

    #36
    Originally posted by eidolon
    I once commented on another guys cock; I told him that it was huge. That is a pretty good comment right?

    hahaha...now tell me this. Were you two in a locker room or in a bathroom? And how did the guy take it? Is big necessarily good? I guess for guys it is?
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    • eidolon
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 01-02-08
      • 9531

      #37
      We were on his farm. He said that its huge because of the grain they feed it.
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      • poochiecollins
        SBR MVP
        • 01-27-09
        • 1782

        #38
        Originally posted by Jule
        hahaha...now tell me this. Were you two in a locker room or in a bathroom? And how did the guy take it? Is big necessarily good? I guess for guys it is?
        It was in a locker room at a fitness center, where gays like to congregate. In response to the compliment, the guy blushed and said "well thanks" and smiled a little. They looked at each other in awkward suggestiveness, Eidolon alternating between making eye contact and looking down, then started engaging in passionate kissing. Eidolon's hand wandered...
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        • Jule
          SBR Sharp
          • 04-02-10
          • 404

          #39
          So, here is a compliment I enjoyed a lot, even though it did not involve a single word.

          I don't have kids but am quite the magnet for children. I am a good playmate and share silly secrets with them and make them giggle a lot. My niece, let's call her Emma, is now almost three years old and lives in a different country. I have only seen her three times in her life but always have a blast with her and I feel lucky that she recognizes me and thanks to skype kind of knows who I am... by now.

          Just a couple weeks ago I visited her and spent an afternoon in a huge park with her, sliding like a maniac and riding horses and buying her whatever she wanted (after asking my brother for money haha I know I am such a brat). At one point we sat on a small bench and Emma was eating ice cream. I then just leaned over to her and kissed her on the top of her head. She looked at me with her big, blue eyes, and I smiled and asked: "Emma, you want to know a secret?" Grinning, she put her ear close to my mouth and I whispered: "I love you. That's why I gave you a kiss just now." Emma grinned widely, smearing her ice cream even more onto her face, and spontaneously gave me the sloppiest vanilla kiss I ever got in my life.

          Now, to some of you this might merely be a quick moment of affection. To me it is a huge compliment because this little girl trusts me and loves me unconditionally even though I am half a world away.
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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #40
            Julie I would never give you a compliment but would in fact tell you that your a frustrated woman that rarely smiles.
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            • Jule
              SBR Sharp
              • 04-02-10
              • 404

              #41
              Originally posted by jjgold
              Julie I would never give you a compliment but would in fact tell you that your a frustrated woman that rarely smiles.

              JJ,
              Your avatar already makes me giggle. You are one of those guys that.....
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              • jjgold
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-20-05
                • 388179

                #42
                That what??

                What are you trying to say??
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                • paco
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 05-07-09
                  • 62873

                  #43
                  After I nailed this Latino girl in a dirty motel, she was at the edge of the bed shaking.

                  Knew I put in on her like a true fvcken champion.

                  She didn't have to say a word
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                  • shari91
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 02-23-10
                    • 32661

                    #44
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                    • Jule
                      SBR Sharp
                      • 04-02-10
                      • 404

                      #45
                      Dear JJ,

                      Let's make up a multiple choice question now...then you can simply circle the answer that you want to hear right now(you know those cubes that have answers on them instead of numbers? I love stuff like that)...

                      You are a man (let's call you a man, sounds more, well, manly...ok?) who

                      a. causes a woman to dream about you every night you reply to her comments on a silly forum because you are simply a stud, witty, smart, and irresistible;

                      b. needs lots of attention because your parents never showed you enough love and always invested in your older brother who is much more athletic than you are, happily married to a cheerleader because he used to be quarterback in college, and his adorable 1 year old kid (the only grandchild! alas...) is called Nicholas;

                      c.enjoys to lash out to other people in order to make yourself feel better (you know that saying: "Other people's sufferings help one to stand up again"?);

                      d. pretends to be someone else than you are in real life...a sensitive man who likes to snuggle and would listen to the right woman's ramblings forever if she romantically rested her head in your lap and babbled on and on and on about anything, really.


                      I like answer d the best and hope this one comes close to the kind of man you are, JJ. But who knows? You only know it for sure. Oh, and thanks for your anti-compliment. Want to laugh now? The best anti-compliment I ever got was:

                      "Julia, you remind me of my ex and I really want to be with you because you are her type."
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                      • PittsburghPlayer
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 01-11-10
                        • 6760

                        #46
                        Jule, Post 39 is what life should be about. Making children happy and loving them. I have none either but really love spending time with my niece and nephew two or three times a year. Hope that you have a Good day.
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                        • Jule
                          SBR Sharp
                          • 04-02-10
                          • 404

                          #47
                          Originally posted by PittsburghPlayer
                          Jule, Post 39 is what life should be about. Making children happy and loving them. I have none either but really love spending time with my niece and nephew two or three times a year. Hope that you have a Good day.

                          Player, so you are in a similar boat! Yes, maybe we enjoy spending time with them so much because we don't see them every day... These little moments of happiness I call brief moments of illumination. They make you realize what's really important.
                          Greetings from Europe to Pittsburgh! I will go shopping today and then take my mom to the movie theater. What are your plans?
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                          • PittsburghPlayer
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 01-11-10
                            • 6760

                            #48
                            Jules, I have been doing work around the house with my time off. Today I will do a little more of the same and then at 2:30 have a physical for my new job. Also, waiting on confirmation from the investigator that I hired to find out for sure that you are indeed a woman. If he/she tells me that you are, I am going to jump a flight to Europe and chase you around some!!
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                            • Jule
                              SBR Sharp
                              • 04-02-10
                              • 404

                              #49
                              Originally posted by PittsburghPlayer
                              Jules, I have been doing work around the house with my time off. Today I will do a little more of the same and then at 2:30 have a physical for my new job. Also, waiting on confirmation from the investigator that I hired to find out for sure that you are indeed a woman. If he/she tells me that you are, I am going to jump a flight to Europe and chase you around some!!

                              hahaha...now it all makes sense to me! And I thought this guy who always pops up where I am wants to make a move on me but is too shy!

                              Have a great day!
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