Sonnet for Shari...

[Flying Dutchman]

Dutchers guys that ride fukkin bikes around here are labeled as Sneaker Spokes or Peddling Lads and I will not elaborate. Please go on with your love fest. I am on internet now looking to fuk loose women.

JJ, the real athletes are cyclists. There is no harder sport to compete in.

Wussies like you don't understand that.

[shari91]

Yes, Heinrich Haussler was raised in Kanga-land and sounds like a hard-core Aussie when you get a microphone in front of him. Born a German, though. Later in another interview he mentioned that he likes goose-stepping through small counties, so breeding will out. Cav's been off the mark this year, having his teeth worked on in the Winter seems to have really messed him up.

My darling Dutchy I must correct you on one thing. He was born here but moved to Germany when he was 14 so he could have access to better training - he's a dual citizen. I only know this because I checked Wikipedia last night when the announcer pulled the old switcheroo.

[PAULYPOKER]

Thank you Dutchy - I love it!

Shari for Forum President, move outta her way JJ you fukk,she got ya slaughtered in the 1st degree..................

[Jule]

Jule, Haiku can be pushed in several directions due to the way it is pronounced in Japanese, but yes, typically it is 5 - 7 - 5 but I made up for it by having a season in there. By the way, Haiku is pronounced in 3 syllables in Japanese.

But you are right, I was too hasty, and I should have spent several days if not weeks polishing it before presenting it to Shari.

Funny how almost everybody thinks haiku is an easy form of poetry, no? I like it better than your sonnet, definitely! Have a great day!

[sickler]

I remember that!!

Yeah funny, only it wasn't meant to be.

What was I up to? You mentioned on the forum that you wouldn't be posting a pic again, I decided to try and charm one out of you. Just wanted to see if I had what it takes. Struck out, maybe it was only two strikes but stopped because it might look like stalking.

[Flying Dutchman]

My darling Dutchy I must correct you on one thing. He was born here but moved to Germany when he was 14 so he could have access to better training - he's a dual citizen. I only know this because I checked Wikipedia last night when the announcer pulled the old switcheroo.

Whoops, then he is an Aussie then in my book, I stand corrected. Aussies are cool, Germans, especially the Prussian variety like to run your life into the ground for you. These monsters ran our country for 4 years during WWII; killing, raping, stealing, and sending those they really hated off to concentration camps. World-wide they were responsible for up to 100 million deaths, and I haven't even gotten to WWI. Oh, they are nice people now...yeah, right.

OK, I'll get off my soapbox...

...I like the "darling" part.

[Richkas]

Flying Dutchman, go call a hooker and get some pussy. Threads like this are for punk bitches.

[Richkas]

Just remember, They're all whores.

[Flying Dutchman]

Funny how almost everybody thinks haiku is an easy form of poetry, no? I like it better than your sonnet, definitely! Have a great day!

OK, but I'm working on another Sonnet. Has more old English in it too, and a definite villain.

[Flying Dutchman]

Flying Dutchman, go call a hooker and get some pussy. Threads like this are for punk bitches.

I'd be a little careful who you are calling names, dick-breath.

Go ask MonkeyF0ker, I can hold my own.

[jjgold]

[Flying Dutchman]

Just remember, They're all whores.

Are you married? That'll end soon...

...GF? that too...

...you'll suffer a miserable, lonely, and deserved slow death most likely.

[Richkas]

I'd be a little careful who you are calling names, dick-breath.

Go ask MonkeyF0ker, I can hold my own.

MF is a little punk bitch. I'd stick him in a minute. Phuck that punk. Now back to you. Seriously, nothing wrong with wanting to phuck, but some dyke whore from australia, cmon man. Man up.

[Flying Dutchman]

MF is a little punk bitch. I'd stick him in a minute. Phuck that punk. Now back to you. Seriously, nothing wrong with wanting to phuck, but some dyke whore from australia, cmon man. Man up.

You are absolutely right about Monkey, he is ridiculously easy to slap around.

...and now I can see that you are just concerned about me, I appreciate it.

[BadNina]

Just remember, They're all whores.

Excuse you? How many nights have you called me all messed up and I would talk to you until you were better? And now you say something like this and insult me? After I have been nothing but your friend? Tony, you just hurt my feelings. In a major way.

[Flying Dutchman]

JJ, nice rant...

...I can see why you are all torn up, Shari is a cool gal and you and your foul mouth, not to mention misogynistic-chauvinistic (I aught-ta do hi-brow rap) attitude ran her off.

...but here's the other thing. I'm 190 lbs, well muscled, 34 inch waist (you haven't seen that in a long time, hey?) FULL HEAD OF hair, and capable of running a mile in 5 1/2 minutes. Match that up with the poetry plus caring disposition, and dirt-bag, degenerate, broke-dick losers like you ain't got a chance.

[shari91]

Just remember, They're all whores.

MF is a little punk bitch. I'd stick him in a minute. Phuck that punk. Now back to you. Seriously, nothing wrong with wanting to phuck, but some dyke whore from australia, cmon man. Man up.

Not good pal.

[mrmarket]

I said it before and I'll say it again. I would hate to be a woman on these forums.

[acarmelo1]

Dutchman, go get some real pussy instead of virtual pussy

[MonkeyF0cker]

I'd be a little careful who you are calling names, dick-breath.

Go ask MonkeyF0ker, I can hold my own.

You can? I'd like to see it then.

[MonkeyF0cker]

MF is a little punk bitch. I'd stick him in a minute. Phuck that punk. Now back to you. Seriously, nothing wrong with wanting to phuck, but some dyke whore from australia, cmon man. Man up.

And it would seriously take you a minute with your crippled ass. Lay off the pipe, crackhead.

[BadNina]

Monkey, you surprised he is a declared weinie wagger? Dutch guy

[MonkeyF0cker]

LOL. Not really, Nina.

[sickler]

Richie laying on the charm with the women....

[Flying Dutchman]

You can? I'd like to see it then.

Buzz-off Monkey-slapper, I embarrassed you on your modeling shit already.

Richie wants a "hey, let's you and him fight" game. He doesn't understand that not only you can't keep up in English (and you're the Native English speaker here), you're a stumble-bum modeler too.

[wal66]

The problem with a poster like Richkas is it's not just an internet persona. Real people out there like this. You can't correct them or explain how funny is one thing but complete and utter lack of respect for people is another because something in that gene pool is horribly corrupted gurring that whole inbreeding process.

Posters like Richkas would make the most hardcore pro-lifers consider a special exceptions rule.

[Flying Dutchman]

Monkey, you surprised he is a declared weinie wagger? Dutch guy

...ummm, Nina. You have me confused with JJ.

...if anything I'm discreet. Have I wagged anything at you?

[BadNina]

...ummm, Nina. You have me confused with JJ.

...if anything I'm discreet. Have I wagged anything at you?

"hold my own".....weinie wagger. Get it? I made a funny.

And it's all cause of your Buck Fama.

[sickler]

"hold my own".....weinie wagger. Get it? I made a funny.

And it's all cause of your Buck Fama.

[Flying Dutchman]

"hold my own".....weinie wagger. Get it? I made a funny.

And it's all cause of your Buck Fama.

...OK, in that case, I'm holding my own with you then.

You guys will be back in jail with USC soon, don't worry. Actually I take that back, if that happens then those as$$hole NCAA toads will give you the "death penalty" and we won't be able to tell our lawyers, football players, and street-walker jokes.

[BadNina]

Oh go polish your national championship trophy.

Oh wait....you don't have one.

[Flying Dutchman]

Oh, yes...we got one in 1957...

[shari91]

Oh go polish your national championship trophy. Oh wait....you don't have one.

(Sorry Dutchy - '57 was a good year though!!)

[BadNina]

Oh, yes...we got one in 1957...

Sorry, sweetie, I shou have specified pretty crystal football one. You know...that one you guys are trying to steal from 2004.

And congrats on 1957. I wasn't alive then. Wasn't even a glimmer in my momma's eye. I don't even think she had hit puberty yet.

[MonkeyF0cker]

Buzz-off Monkey-slapper, I embarrassed you on your modeling shit already.

Richie wants a "hey, let's you and him fight" game. He doesn't understand that not only you can't keep up in English (and you're the Native English speaker here), you're a stumble-bum modeler too.

LOLtastic. At least you could speak without the dick in your mouth when you attempt to insult someone. You are a know-nothing. The Pareto principle against sabermetrics? LOL. You're an idiot and an embarrassment to yourself as much as Richkas is to his trailer park. Keep fawning over Internet chicks, player.