Sonnet for Shari...

Sunde91 · 06-15-10, 08:02 PM

Flying Dutchman · 06-15-10, 08:03 PM

Eat sh*t and die sunde...this thread ain't for you...

DrStale · 06-15-10, 08:03 PM

Well now it's just getting weird.

jjgold · 06-15-10, 08:05 PM

Dutcher you wacking out??

Flying Dutchman · 06-15-10, 08:05 PM

...you too Stale...

THE PROFIT · 06-15-10, 08:12 PM

This Shari shit has taken a turn to the bizarre that this forum may just not recover from

shari91 · 06-15-10, 08:13 PM

Thank you Dutchy - I love it!

stealthyburrito · 06-15-10, 08:19 PM

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BadNina · 06-15-10, 08:25 PM

Dutch guy, that was lovely.

Flying Dutchman · 06-15-10, 08:50 PM

You're welcome Shari and Nina,

See, guys? The ladies and (especially) Shari likes it...

...you ought to try stuff like this vice yakkying about what you want to do in bed and/or their or even worse your body parts.

DrStale · 06-15-10, 08:53 PM

Fair enough Dutch.

Don't get me wrong, Im not one of these neanderthal jackasses who's "too much of a man" to know how to talk to women, I just generally reserve those kinds of things for women ive actually met. More power to ya.

THE PROFIT · 06-15-10, 09:52 PM

Originally posted by DrStale

Fair enough Dutch.

Don't get me wrong, Im not one of these neanderthal jackasses who's "too much of a man" to know how to talk to women, I just generally reserve those kinds of things for women ive actually met. More power to ya.

I second that

sickler · 06-15-10, 10:26 PM

Why is everyone freaking out about a poem on a forum? Aren't we all messing around, just having some harmless fun?

What would you guys think about someone PM'ing a female poster this:

shari91 · 06-16-10, 04:54 AM

I remember that!!

Jule · 06-16-10, 05:09 AM

Dutchman...make up your own lines for Shari, I know you can do it! That Shakespeare sonnet is kind of played.

Let's hear what you've got!

Jule · 06-16-10, 05:12 AM

Plus, Dutchman, you should rather pick a sonnet that does not toot your own horn in the couplet. This is one of the old bard's most narcissistic ones. It should be about the object of your affection, not about your greatness...no? Remember, the couplet brings along the solution/the essence of the sonnet. Ok, ok, I stop now. (winking at you)

jjgold · 06-16-10, 05:30 AM

Dutcher your showing signs of desperation now and I am worried for you.
I would just come right out with it

Hey Pal here is how you do it.........2 Options

Hey Shari its Dutcher but you can call me Dutlon. I think your cute and was wondering if you would like to go out for an ice cream sodas ? I am not like the other guys here and not looking to fuk you on the 1st or second date. I like to move slow and more into you as a person, there is more to it than just hopping in a bed and fukkin and having exciting unprotected sex. Shari again I want to reiterate I am not like this.I think one must become friends first and develop something before making love in alleys and vans. I am not the best looking guy but there is more to love than just looks. I hope we get together soon and see if this is the start to something special.

Hey Jule I am into power dating, what do you say we have sum fun tonight????? I find it so narrow when these nit wits go out to a movie or go dancing when in reality all that is on our minds is fukkin and having wild sex. Common I know you like my honesty here and I am sure you feel the same way. I will pick you up later and you can come to my pad, where something sexy also even though you look good in anything. I will get some wine and we can have a lot of fun, I love your ass you must work out. I have all the protection and I am drug and disease free, look forward to having fun and it is very refreshing to find a girl like you Jule that loves to fuk on the run and is in tune with herself and not afraid to express her sexual desires with a stranger and enjoy fun recreational sex. I can assure you I am a giver in bed and will enjoy sucking on your

and pleasuring you in other ways.

Flying Dutchman · 06-16-10, 07:39 AM

OK, Jule how about Haiku, its all the rage:

Shari is a sweet gal
JJ can be a real Toad
Football in the Fall, mmm-mmm

Flying Dutchman · 06-16-10, 07:44 AM

JJ's version of same:

Shari show ur

I wanna fvk u rite now
fvk, fvk, fvkky, fvk,

shari91 · 06-16-10, 07:47 AM

Originally posted by Flying Dutchman

JJ's version of same: Shari show ur

I wanna fvk u rite now fvk, fvk, fvkky, fvk,

Let me guzzle a glass of wine for inspiration and then I'll post my Ode to Dutchy.

Flying Dutchman · 06-16-10, 07:50 AM

Shari sweetie, I hope it is red wine as it is the best for you...

What time is it now over there? something in the afternoon, right?

shari91 · 06-16-10, 07:51 AM

Originally posted by Flying Dutchman

Shari sweetie, I hope it is red wine as it is the best for you... What time is it now over there? something in the afternoon, right?

Definitely red wine - it's winter here!!

It's almost 11pm. Jammies are on, fire is lit and I'm parked on the couch watching Chile hopefully kick some Honduran arse.

jjgold · 06-16-10, 07:52 AM

Dutcher are you a farmer?? When was the last time a woman touched your cock and it went up for that matter?? The swarm of guys are like a swarm of bees when it comes to women posters. I never understood it,so basically Shari reads a poem and then she writes one back to Dutcher and then she flies 8,000 Miles to go out on a date?? This stuff is stranger than the twilight zone.

Flying Dutchman · 06-16-10, 07:53 AM

Wow, so late. Early here, 6 am almost. I'm watching Tour De Suisse.

shari91 · 06-16-10, 07:58 AM

Originally posted by Flying Dutchman

Wow, so late. Early here, 6 am almost. I'm watching Tour De Suisse.

I saw that big crash yesterday! Those guys are honestly crazy. As soon as one goes down there's the possibility of wiping out the whole lot of them. A friend's younger brother moved to the UK this year so he could concentrate on cycling more and most of the time he posts pictures on Facebook he looks like he's been in a car wreck. Ixnay on the yclingcay for my son.

Flying Dutchman · 06-16-10, 07:58 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Dutcher are you a farmer?? When was the last time a woman touched your cock and it went up for that matter?? The swarm of guys are like a swarm of bees when it comes to women posters. I never understood it,so basically Shari reads a poem and then she writes one back to Dutcher and then she flies 8,000 Miles to go out on a date?? This stuff is stranger than the twilight zone.

JJ, what is this farmer shit? You really have a thing for barnyard animals don't you?

Frankly, I wasn't much interested at first. But after reading a number of Shari's posts I realized she could be THE ONE. Any woman who knows her sports like she does has got to be an incredible woman. However, I think getting to know someone doesn't involve PM'ing pictures of my cok (hint?).

jjgold · 06-16-10, 08:01 AM

Dutcher I get right to the point and show off my stuff, I am not into fukkin poems, carols, psalms. I want to fuk period and that is how I come across. I tell Nina all the time I want to fuk her.

Flying Dutchman · 06-16-10, 08:02 AM

Originally posted by shari91

I saw that big crash yesterday! Those guys are honestly crazy. As soon as one goes down there's the possibility of wiping out the whole lot of them. A friend's younger brother moved to the UK this year so he could concentrate on cycling more and most of the time he posts pictures on Facebook he looks like he's been in a car wreck. Ixnay on the yclingcay for my son.

Shari, dearest, you follow cycling too? This is too good to be true.

Yes, it looked like a routine win for Cavendish, and then he swerved into the guy next to him and the Ali-jet takes it. Cav's really one of the superstars, Manx rocket and all that.

Flying Dutchman · 06-16-10, 08:05 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Dutcher I get right to the point and show off my stuff, I am not into fukkin poems, carols, psalms. I want to fuk period and that is how I come across. I tell Nina all the time I want to fuk her.

Yep, and that is why Nina calls you her semi-favorite douche-bag.

With Nina you've got to say sweet nothings like, "I think Bear Bryant was one of the best coaches ever."

shari91 · 06-16-10, 08:09 AM

Originally posted by Flying Dutchman

Shari, dearest, you follow cycling too? This is too good to be true. Yes, it looked like a routine win for Cavendish, and then he swerved into the guy next to him and the Ali-jet takes it. Cav's really one the the superstars, Manx rocket and all that.

Yeah, the guy he swerved into was a bloody Aussie!! He's pissed - you should've heard him on one of the sports channels here talking about it. He figures he still had a chance to the win the stage which I kind of find unlikely but he was going on a rampage in the interview as though he had it in the bag. I noticed after that though the announcer referred to him as a "German-Australian" as opposed to just Australian when he won the 2nd stage.

jjgold · 06-16-10, 08:12 AM

Dutchers guys that ride fukkin bikes around here are labeled as Sneaker Spokes or Peddling Lads and I will not elaborate. Please go on with your love fest. I am on internet now looking to fuk loose women.

Jule · 06-16-10, 08:13 AM

Originally posted by Flying Dutchman

OK, Jule how about Haiku, its all the rage:

Shari is a sweet gal
JJ can be a real Toad
Football in the Fall, mmm-mmm

You make my day, Dutchman! I applaud your efforts...but...(whispering now)...are you sure this is a haiku? I count too many Japanese moren. I know there are several definitions, but yours also has more than 17 syllables. Hm. I like the humble alliteration in here, though!

Shari must be smiling today!

Flying Dutchman · 06-16-10, 08:16 AM

Originally posted by shari91

Yeah, the guy he swerved into was a bloody Aussie!! He's pissed - you should've heard him on one of the sports channels here talking about it. He figures he still had a chance to the win the stage which I kind of find unlikely but he was going on a rampage in the interview as though he had it in the bag. I noticed after that though the announcer referred to him as a "German-Australian" as opposed to just Australian when he won the 2nd stage.

Yes, Heinrich Haussler was raised in Kanga-land and sounds like a hard-core Aussie when you get a microphone in front of him. Born a German, though. Later in another interview he mentioned that he likes goose-stepping through small counties, so breeding will out.

Cav's been off the mark this year, having his teeth worked on in the Winter seems to have really messed him up.

Flying Dutchman · 06-16-10, 08:23 AM

Originally posted by Jule

You make my day, Dutchman! I applaud your efforts...but...(whispering now)...are you sure this is a haiku? I count too many Japanese moren. I know there are several definitions, but yours also has more than 17 syllables. Hm. I like the humble alliteration in here, though!

Shari must be smiling today!

Jule, Haiku can be pushed in several directions due to the way it is pronounced in Japanese, but yes, typically it is 5 - 7 - 5 but I made up for it by having a season in there. By the way, Haiku is pronounced in 3 syllables in Japanese.

But you are right, I was too hasty, and I should have spent several days if not weeks polishing it before presenting it to Shari.