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  • wal66
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 10-14-08
    • 5305

    #36
    Originally posted by wal66
    From what I've seen Shari will decline the offer but respect the effort so at least by publically patting you on the back it won't all go for not.

    And I go 1-17 since April 12th.




    Dutchie's approach in this situation was impressive and well thought out but Shari 1 ups him with her reply.

    Gotta admit Shari's combination of motherly devotion and compassion coupled with her sexual confidence and self awareness makes her an instant chart topper around here.
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    • Richkas
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 02-03-08
      • 19396

      #37
      Unreal.
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388179

        #38
        This zig zagging with Dutcher and Shari is sickening. I do not like it.
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        • mrmarket
          SBR MVP
          • 01-26-10
          • 4953

          #39
          Shari, as JJ's muse the back and forth innuendo between you and the dutchman is killing his creativity. Please to add some meat hooks and spindling action to get his juices flowing (literally and figuratively).
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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #40
            Mr market they should take it to aol chat or something, I do not want to see some love fest on here.
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            • wtf
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 08-22-08
              • 12983

              #41
              fukin mrmarket is hilarious

              add that spindling action!
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              • mrmarket
                SBR MVP
                • 01-26-10
                • 4953

                #42
                Originally posted by jjgold
                Mr market they should take it to aol chat or something, I do not want to see some love fest on here.
                I agree the display is shameful. The lack of incest really dampens the mood am I right?
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                • wtf
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 08-22-08
                  • 12983

                  #43
                  love when jj is jealous, it is his most endearing quality
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                  • PAULYPOKER
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 12-06-08
                    • 36581

                    #44
                    Originally posted by shari91
                    2. She dresses up in her old cheer-leading uniform at least once 3. Minimum 30 minutes a session, 6 sessions each time
                    Originally posted by shari91
                    my ultimate lesbian Fantasy is Penelope Cruz
                    Shari you have to cut this talk out right NOW!!for the simple fact you have found my love interest and this is not funny............





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                    • jjgold
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-20-05
                      • 388179

                      #45
                      WTF I am not JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! I just do not want two posters yo yo..ing back and force and flirting. I can asssure you if I had Shari's number it would stop. I am not afraid to raise my voice to a woman.
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                      • mrmarket
                        SBR MVP
                        • 01-26-10
                        • 4953

                        #46
                        Originally posted by jjgold
                        WTF I am not JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! I just do not want two posters yo yo..ing back and force and flirting. I can asssure you if I had Shari's number it would stop. I am not afraid to raise my voice to a woman.
                        JJ you speak the truth. Whenever I'm at a bar and I see a man and a woman flirting with each other I can't take it either. The repartee is just too much for my repressed libido.Taking your cue, I just scream at the woman "Why don't you just spindle him already!" We must uphold our social standards yes?

                        Speaking of social standards, at my recent court hearing I was arguing with the judge about how many phone calls constituted harassment. Over 250 a day was the line I set.What is your opinion of my plebeian justice capping coach?
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                        • PAULYPOKER
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 12-06-08
                          • 36581

                          #47
                          Originally posted by jjgold
                          WTF I am not JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! I just do not want two posters yo yo..ing back and force and flirting. I can asssure you if I had Shari's number it would stop. I am not afraid to raise my voice to a woman.
                          Flirtation is the best thing for traffic JJ, you know this, I'm just patiently waiting for the green-light of a full blown porn video to Dabew on SBR seductive series videos.........
                          Think about it PRICELESS................
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                          • PAULYPOKER
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 12-06-08
                            • 36581

                            #48
                            Originally posted by shari91
                            I do like Salma as well .
                            Here Shari,, this is the best I could come up with in such short notice to express this new found situation.....

                            Enjoy> "
                            Uninvited"




                            I am flattered by your fascination with me
                            Like any hot blooded woman
                            I have simply wanted an object to crave
                            But you, you're not allowed
                            You're uninvited
                            An unfortunate slight


                            Must be strangely exciting
                            To watch the
                            stoic squirm
                            Must be somewhat heartening
                            To watch Shepard meet Shepard

                            But you, you're not allowed
                            You're uninvited
                            An unfortunate slight

                            Like any uncharted territory
                            I must seem greatly intriguing
                            You speak of my love like
                            You have experienced love like mine before
                            But this is not allowed
                            You're uninvited
                            An unfortunate slight


                            I don't think you unworthy
                            I need a moment to deliberate
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                            • keyboarding
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 07-30-09
                              • 6817

                              #49
                              Originally posted by sickler
                              What Shari, you never heard of a downstairs gypsy shag style cut ???
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                              • stealthyburrito
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 05-12-09
                                • 21562

                                #50
                                Originally posted by mrmarket
                                JJ you speak the truth. Whenever I'm at a bar and I see a man and a woman flirting with each other I can't take it either. The repartee is just too much for my repressed libido.Taking your cue, I just scream at the woman "Why don't you just spindle him already!" We must uphold our social standards yes?

                                Speaking of social standards, at my recent court hearing I was arguing with the judge about how many phone calls constituted harassment. Over 250 a day was the line I set.What is your opinion of my plebeian justice capping coach?


                                250, get that weak shit outta here. jj sets a 400 minimum.
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