Sahri, I'm having trouble leaving my GF for you...

[Flying Dutchman]

It's like this:

She loves to watch football, NFL or college. She actually knows the players in the NFL better than I do. She doesn't bet, but I get a lot of 'capping info from her as she really stays on top of it: who is in and out injury and capability wise (she was a cheerleader in her younger days).

Now, we've got American football season coming up and...and I just can't pull the trigger and toss her out.

So my question to you:


...how about a threesome?

[Flying Dutchman]

...er...make that Shari...

[wal66]

Dutchie, I am impressed and just in case it's overlooked I will point out the fact that you have appealed to the emotional commitment side of any female not yet jaded because you don't wish to leave your current girlfriend, and you succussfully merged gambling related phrases in a quest to score a threesome.

Tripple double score Dutchie.

[Flying Dutchman]

Thanks wal...er...I guess.

You know...ummm...you coulda PM'd me that...letting cats outta bags and all that...

[sickler]

Does Sahari sink the pink?

[jjgold]

Back off guys

[wal66]

Dutchie, I could have PM'ed you but these guys need to learn there are higher levels of persuasion than "show me your " or "I wanna fck you". They need to appreciate the finer arts of manipulation and enticing a lover with a dose of cleverness and an ounce of effort.

Sure I could have acknowledged your unique approach privately Dutchie but you deserve a little spotlight and recognition.

From what I've seen Shari will decline the offer but respect the effort so at least by publically patting you on the back it won't all go for not.

[VTranX]

I've never seen a picture of her, is she that hot?

[wtf]

dutchy sorry but she has a kid already, and has seen the strings behind the puppet

her wild sex days are over

she needs commitment , and only jj can offer this

she placed her wager, its on jj

[jjgold]

dutchy sorry but she has a kid already, and has seen the strings behind the puppet

her wild sex days are over

she needs commitment , and only jj can offer this

she placed her wager, its on jj

I like your thinking guy

[THE PROFIT]

She needs a man who owns his own business providing security to the stars!

[Flying Dutchman]

dutchy sorry but she has a kid already, and has seen the strings behind the puppet

her wild sex days are over

she needs commitment , and only jj can offer this

she placed her wager, its on jj

The only thing JJ is committed to is Mother Thumb and her four daughters...

[shari91]

I'm in Dutchy!!

But this is what I require in return:

1. Football talk and red wine before every rendezvous

2. She dresses up in her old cheer-leading uniform at least once

3. Minimum 30 minutes a session, 6 sessions each time I'm in town. It won't be worth it for me to travel all that way for any less.

4. If she's blonde, she needs to wear a brunette wig.

5. You need to be an active participant, not just an aroused observer.

6. If she's bald, she needs to start letting the lawn grow a bit. Too creepy for me to do the little girl thing.

I think that's it for right now. I'll let you know if I think of anything else!!

[wtf]

omg , shari i am totally aroused now

will be suicidal if your a dude

[masr]

Is Shari really a female?? IF she is I guess it would be a guys dream come true!

[sickler]

Shari, what's the deal with the anti-blonde, pro-brunette? You do know blondes have more fun....

[shari91]

Shari, what's the deal with the anti-blonde, pro-brunette? You do know blondes have more fun....

Blondes are a dime a dozen here - I need to mix it up a bit. Plus my ultimate lesbian Fantasy is Penelope Cruz so Dutchy's girl needs to be a brunette for this to work well.

[Goat Milk]

why are you tryna cockblock Gold Dutchman?

[VTranX]

I'm in Dutchy!!

But this is what I require in return:

1. Football talk and red wine before every rendezvous

2. She dresses up in her old cheer-leading uniform at least once

3. Minimum 30 minutes a session, 6 sessions each time I'm in town. It won't be worth it for me to travel all that way for any less.

4. If she's blonde, she needs to wear a brunette wig.

5. You need to be an active participant, not just an aroused observer.

6. If she's bald, she needs to start letting the lawn grow a bit. Too creepy for me to do the little girl thing.

I think that's it for right now. I'll let you know if I think of anything else!!

wow...just WOW.

[DrStale]

Thread took a far more interesting turn than I would have guessed.

[sickler]

Blondes are a dime a dozen here - I need to mix it up a bit. Plus my ultimate lesbian Fantasy is Penelope Cruz so Dutchy's girl needs to be a brunette for this to work well.

Ms Cruz isn't a bad choice for exotic brunette, but she isn't in Salma Hayek's league. Do consider changing your fantasy female and you can be in mine...

I wouldn't be a happy camper if blondes were extinct. Been head shaving since my early 20's, and it's the blondes who have been favourable to it, much more so than all other hair colours combined. I don't understand why, one of those mysteries...

[THE PROFIT]

Hayek is 10x better looking than Cruz

[wtf]

shari's BALD statement made me fukin hard

[sickler]

Hayek is 10x better looking than Cruz

[shari91]

Ms Cruz isn't a bad choice for exotic brunette, but she isn't in Salma Hayek's league. Do consider changing your fantasy female and you can be in mine... I wouldn't be a happy camper if blondes were extinct. Been head shaving since my early 20's, and it's the blondes who have been favourable to it, much more so than all other hair colours combined. I don't understand why, one of those mysteries...

I do like Salma as well and until I had my son, they both were tied for 1st in my eyes. The fact that they're also best friends helped fuel my own little threesome fantasy. But now that I'm a mom, I can see Salma and I skipping doing the dirty and talking about our children because that's what mommies do. Kind of pours cold water over the whole idea so she's been bumped off the shelf.

[jjgold]

If I was dating Shari Cash there would not be one guy here making a move on her or one thread on it.

I would go crazy

Shari likes Preppy guys like me

[Flying Dutchman]

1. Football talk and red wine before every rendezvous - No Problem, I do this anyway...but with a beer

2. She dresses up in her old cheer-leading uniform at least once - She does this anyway for me, she also does Nuns, School Teachers, next door neighbor's daughter, and French maid costumes. I have to dress in Village People stuff sometimes, but what the heck, she's entitled to Fantasy too.

3. Minimum 30 minutes a session, 6 sessions each time I'm in town. It won't be worth it for me to travel all that way for any less. - how could I have any problem with this?

4. If she's blonde, she needs to wear a brunette wig. - no problem, but she's a red head

5. You need to be an active participant, not just an aroused observer. - I am NOT JJ, whacking off in a corner watching is absolutely not what I do.

6. If she's bald, she needs to start letting the lawn grow a bit. Too creepy for me to do the little girl thing. - ?? plenty of hair, gypsy shag style cut, looks great in her she-devil costume

(wow, kinda surprised at this...especially when I had your name misspelled in the title)

[sickler]

If I was dating Shari Cash there would not be one guy here making a move on her or one thread on it.

I would go crazy

Shari likes Preppy guys like me

You're preppy?

Stop hiking your sweatpants up to your armpits. That's not the preppy way.....

[shari91]

The bald wasn't referring to the hair on her head Dutchy.

But I'm glad to see everything else is good to go!! I'd like to throw in the babysitter scenario if possible since that's kind of where my mindset is at the moment. She could show up at your place after practice still in her uniform because she was running late and then we can take it from there.

[sickler]

The bald wasn't referring to the hair on her head Dutchy.

But I'm glad to see everything else is good to go!! I'd like to throw in the babysitter scenario if possible since that's kind of where my mindset is at the moment. She could show up at your place after practice still in her uniform because she was running late and then we can take it from there.

What Shari, you never heard of a downstairs gypsy shag style cut ???

[Flying Dutchman]

The bald wasn't referring to the hair on her head Dutchy.

But I'm glad to see everything else is good to go!! I'd like to throw in the babysitter scenario if possible since that's kind of where my mindset is at the moment. She could show up at your place after practice still in her uniform because she was running late and then we can take it from there.

Oh yeah...bald...well, we're European and things are a little...ummm...natural. Where JJ is a little short on fur...well...let's just say one of my nicknames is Wookey. Red is...well...nicely red...tidy, but enough to not look like a porno-queen.

...Jesus, we're having another earthquake just now...OK, seems like its over...

babysitter? Yeah, we can sort that...I have this neighbor's daughter...

[wtf]

dear shari,

in light of your recent posts i have arranged a first class ticket on cathay pacific from melbourne to hong kong

you will leave tomorrow afternoon

will pick you up at airport

love, wtf

[Flying Dutchman]

This is what just hit us:

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsus/Maps/US10/27.37.-120.-110.php

Glad we're 75 miles away...

[Flying Dutchman]

dear shari,

in light of your recent posts i have arranged a first class ticket on cathay pacific from melbourne to hong kong

you will leave tomorrow afternoon

will pick you up at airport

love, wtf

Shari, take a careful look at wtf's avatar...it is NOT Bread (may he rest in peace)...but wtf's passport photo.

[sickler]